Disclaimer: Standard disclaimer applies.

Note: This will be a series of drabbles.

Warning: Attempted crack.


Allen was lying down on his bed, staring at the ceiling as he counted the small dots. He was bored out of his mind, and there was nothing to do. Just yesterday, he had cleaned Komui's office with the help of Reever, Johnny and other scientists. Of course, Komui had 'helped' them… if only to create another mess. Allen then turned to his side, still bored, as he stared at the only poster in his room.

Suddenly, he had a brilliant idea… so brilliant that he almost fell out of his bed. Since there weren't any missions lately, he had time to pull this off. With that thought in mind, he sat up and let out a mechanical grin that mirrored the 14th's.

"World domination, why didn't I think of that?" Allen muttered with a smirk, and then let out a frown when he realized that he did not have a clue how to go about this.

"Maybe I should start with something smaller… yeah… say, something like Black Order…" he continued with his monologue, nodding in silent agreement as he stood up, "Now… every world dominator needs an evil assistance… I wonder who I should hire for this job."