Emo-Chan: For all of you who don't know who the fuck I am. I am Emo-Chan

Itachi: You know if this a yaoi story between Sasuke and me, I'm going to kill you.

Emo-Chan: yeah, yeah, stop you bitching before I get Zetsu.

Itachi: looks behind him and sees Zetsu licking his lips and drooling

Emo-Chan: WHAT THE FUCK.

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My Last Year

Chapter 1: A Loner

I never really had any friends until I met Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Zetsu, and Tobi. Oh damn I forgot to introduce myself, I am Itachi Uchiha and this is the tale of my pervious year.

Yep, here we are at the Shippuden (don't blame me I'm very stupid) High School. Me a new student, coming to this school 1/3 of the way into the school year. Oh yeah, I'm a junior to make things easier. Ok back to the point. I walk up the stairs in front of the school and I get multiple stares and glares from people.

'Oh fuck here we go again, another year of fan girls and guys trying to take my glory to get the girls. How stupid could a male be' I thought as I continued walking into the school. Out of nowhere, I get hugged by some boy with spiky, black hair while he was wearing a dark blue shirt, and tan shorts.

"Sup' my brotha" said the boy as I stared at him, noticing it was my younger brother Sasuke and he was a freshman.

"Must you hug me, you know what I think about hugs" I said as I pulled him off of me.

"Yeah, yeah, so I want you to meet some people" he said as he dragged me along down the hall until we stop at a locker where a boy with blonde, spiked upwards hair and a girl with long pink hair, looked like they were waiting for Sasuke.

"Dammit Sasuke, how long does it take to get your brother" said the blonde boy in an annoyed tone.

"Shut up Naruto" said Sasuke as he faced back to me.

"Itachi, the dumbass with blonde hair is Naruto and the babe with pink hair is Sakura" said Sasuke to me.

All I do is nod my head like the kind of person I am. BRING!!! And there goes the bell. I walk off in silence heading towards the classroom of a Ms. Tsunade.

I walk into class, still in silence, and look for an open seat, which happens to be by a kid with silver hair, tied back in a short ponytail, with purplish-pink eyes. He was reading a religious book or was it a weapons magazine hidden behind the religious book, like I really care. I sit down and put my head on the desk, until I feel I tap on my shoulder.

I look to my right and the guy with silver hair starts talking to me.

"Hey, you're the new kid aren't ya'" he said as I nod my head.

"F**kin awesome, oh and by the way, I'm Hidan". He stretches out his hand, I lift my head, and shake his hand.

"I'm Itachi" I say back as I lay my head back down on the table. The teacher steps in and takes out her clipboard.

"Ok class I hear we have a new student today, so where are you" she said, but before I could reply, Hidan shouts out; "The guy is in the f**kin back, you blind bitch". I was surprised he said that to the teacher.

"Thank you Hidan, now young man could you come up here please?" she asks as I stand up and walk to the front of the class.

"Please tell us about yourself" she tells me and I stay silent for a moment, and once again I'm interrupted by some guy with a pineapple ponytail.

"Come on girly boy, I ain't gonna wait all day" he says.

"Shikamaru would you shut the f**k up" shouts Hidan as I see this guy thinks he's funny.

"Well, I transferred from Akatsuki high and I came here for my brother and so that I can enjoy so time with dumbasses like you" I said while looking at Shikamaru the whole time.

The whole class was laughing as I sat back down and listened to the teacher until the next period.

Emo-Chan: Ugh its 9:22 and its Wednesday, so ima go to sleep

At 6:13 in the morning

Emo-Chan: Ugh ok I'm back

Itachi: what took you so long

Emo-Chan: I WAS ASLEEP DUMBASS

Itachi: well you don't have to yell