Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. They belong to Namco Bandai (except me!)

Well, here's my first fanfic.

I have scheduled a visit with many of the Soul Calibur characters (though, some don't even know it yet!).My first visit is with Ivy.

I arrived at Valentine Mansion. A servant was there to greet me and seat me at a small, fancy table in the living room. The mansion was lavishly furnished, what with its crystal chandeliers and oriental rugs. The sound of high heels clicking was heard down a staircase.

A tall, silver haired woman appeared in a...well...revealing purple outfit that was most likely made of leather(leather strings, to be exact.)"Hello, Ms. Miller. So glad you could visit, darling," she said in a polite, welcoming tone. Her British accent was quite pleasant, though, I couldn't say the same about her wardrobe.

"Hello to you too, Ms. Valentine. Thank you for having me," I replied. She sat down and a servant soon arrived with hot tea.

"So, Ms. Valentine, I was wondering, what do you do for work?" I asked.

"Please, call me Isabella. I'm an alchemist, though, to help pay for alchemical ingredients and such, I...well...let's just say I work as a lady of the night."

"What's a 'lady of the night'?" I asked, puzzled.

She seemed to be taken aback by my question, as she shifted uneasily in her chair."Um...well, you see, men pay me to...make them feel good, dear." She nervously sipped her tea; the cup clanged against the saucer as she set it down.

'Such a nice lady,' I thought,'She does her part to help her community!'

Just then, I spotted some odd 'equipment' on another table that she seemed to have forgotten to put away before my arrival. I picked up what appeared to be a whip of some sort that matched her outfit."What is this used for, Ms. Isabella?" I asked ever so curiously.

"I...err...use it for my...job. Uh, see I use it to-" Suddenly, a strange man with bluish-purple skin, like that of a corpse, wearing a dirty Captain Crunch costume kicked down the front door.

"Arg! Where be Soul Edge? And me $5?" he barked.

"You do this every week! I told you not to do that when I have company, Father! This is so unfair!" Ivy replied. The 'Father' part threw me off and shocked me, as they are almost nothing alike, other than their ability to turn heads one way or another.

"Run Ms. Miller! Run while you still can! He's quite unstable and he hasn't taken his meds!" Ivy yelled to me."Thank you for visiting, dear!"

"Thank you, Ms. Valentine! I had a wonderful time!" I yelled back as I ran for my life."What a nice family," I said to myself once I reached a safe distance from the mansion and the sounds of screaming and gunshots faded away.

"Can't wait for my next trip!"

I couldn't have done this without Raphael 949's help and support! Plz check out his fics, too! Any constructive criticism is appreciated! The next chapters are longer!