I do not own NCIS

It's a Monday morning and the team was having a slow week. So like every slow week they found themselves tied to their desk finishing reports that were due a week ago, maybe a month in Tony's case. Tony was at his desk playing Tetris. McGee was also at his desk but was writing a report. Ziva was currently in MTACK giving a verbal report to her people back home. Gibbs was currently in a meeting with the director which was mostly just a Q&A.

"McGee, can I ask you something?" Tony said not looking away from his game.

"Sure Tony what do you need?" McGee asked looking over at Tony. His eyes squish up as he saw Tony playing games instead of working.

"I have a problem. And it needs delicate hands to fix." Tony spoke as he started to take something out of his backpack.

"Tony I am not breaking up with a girl for you." McGee smiled and swiveled his chair back to his desk and started up with his report again.

"No McGeek this is something a little more important." Tony put a laptop on McGee's desk and slid it over in front of McGee.

"What is this?" McGee said as his curiously got the better of him when he saw the hardware.

"This McGoo is what we call a laptop. It's like what you have there but smaller and more compact." Tony pointed to McGee's desktop computer and smiled.

"What's the problem with it Tony?" McGee asked as he sighed and gave in to Tony's pressure knowing it would continue until he said yes.

"That McGeek is for you to find out and then fix. I'm guessing it's a virus but I'm not sure. Can you help me out?" Tony asked.

McGee saw the sincerity in his voice and knew it was important. "Yea Tony it's no problem. When do you need it back?"

"I was hoping today but I can live with whenever." Tony's smile grew as McGee agreed to help him with his problem. Tony left the laptop at McGee's desk and walked back to his desk. Tony sat down and started up his game again.

"I wonder what Ziva's telling her superiors right now?" Tony asked turning to McGee again as he turned his game off.

"I think she is giving her weekly field report to her superiors Tony." McGee said while continuing writing his report.

"Mmmm you're probably right." Tony said leaning back in his chair.

"Or maybe I have personal called to take" Ziva whispered into Tony's ear.

Tony jumped out of his seat in surprise. He straightened his tie and gave out a quiet chuckle. "Haha Ziva I believe I asked you to stop doing that."

"And I keep asking you to mind your own business and we all see how that's worked out." Ziva responded crossing her arms and smirking at Tony.

"Fair enough, so what's the plan for lunch? I'm thinking Michelle's today. Any other takers or is it take out today?" Tony said as he clapped his hands and licked his lips.

"Take out I have to go see Abby about the Lookwood cases chain of evidence report." McGee said as he picked up a file and Tony's laptop. He put them in his arms and then walked over to the elevator. As he got in the elevator he turned and looked over at Ziva. When they made eye contact he nodded at her telling her to follow him. Ziva saw this and acknowledged the signed with a nod of her own.

"Ok that's one take out. Ziva may I interest you in a car ride?" Tony asked holding his arm out like a nobleman.

"I'm sorry but it will have to be getting take out for me as well I need to go over something with Abby." Ziva new the reason didn't hold well with Tony. His face openly showed disappointment. This made Ziva a little happy in a weird way and she almost decided to go with Tony. She knew she would enjoy it. They always had the best time when it was just the two of them, but the smile she saw on McGee's face was too much to pass up on. He had something good and Ziva wanted to know what it was. She started to walk towards the elevator. "Tell Michelle hello for me." She said as she got in the door and pushed the button for Abby's lab. She gave Tony a half wave as the doors closed.

Tony gave a half wave back to Ziva. After he lost sight of her he swore under his breath. Damn! And that was looking promising. Tony thought as he grabbed his coat and keys. He started to head out but saw Gibbs heading down the stairs. "Hey Boss got any lunch plans?" He shouted up to Gibbs.

"Yea Tony. I'm going to eat." Gibbs said as he pasted Tony.

"Yea course you do boss." Tony said sighing again.

As Tony went back to his desk to get some other things he heard Gibbs shouted at him.

"Tony!" He shouted.

"Yea Boss." Tony said as he shot to attention out of habit.

"You think Michelle likes it when we're late?" Gibbs asked as he grabbed his keys and started towards the door.

Tony smiled as he started to follow Gibbs to the elevator. "You ever met an Italian who does?"

Gibbs smiles as the doors open and he walks into the elevator.

Abby's Lab

Abby was sitting at her desk looking at her emails. Junk, junk, and more junk OOOO McGee. She thought as she opened a video file McGee had sent her. She laughed as she saw a video of different objects being shot in slow motion. As she watched an apple get obliterated by a 9mm she saw McGee walk into her lab. She did a quick look in the mirror fiddled with her hair even though it looked fine. After that she stood up and walked out of her office and into her lab.

"McGee what's up?" She said as she entered.

"Something big. Abby Tony gave me his laptop."

"What why? How did you get it?" Abby couldn't help but smile. Lately Tony had been bringing his laptop into work. He wouldn't open it until lunch or when he grabbed a break. Before this they didn't even know he had a personal laptop. They had asked what he was doing but he would just shrug at them and close his laptop.

"Get this. He gave it to me." McGee said as he put it on the evidence table. "He said there was a problem with it. He wouldn't give me any hints about the problem but it sounded important." He now had the laptop open and turned it on.

"Well looks like we are bond by ethics to cure this patient. We are like Doctors McGee. Where does Ducky keep the scalpels?" Abby smiled at her silly little joke while she was hooking up the laptop to her own computer.

With the laptop hooked up they turned it on and waited for the screen to light up. At that time Ziva walked in and looked over at McGee. "McGee you will tell what you wanted to show me right now, and if it is not to my liking you will find yourself in excoriating pain." Ziva was now staring McGee down as she saw her coworker swallow in a nervous way.

"Ziva, tone down the GI Jane believe me this is worth it. What is with the hostilities anyways? Abby asked as she started a basic virus scan on Tony's laptop.

"I had to pass on lunch with Tony" Ziva sighed as she walked over to them by the table.

"O I'm sorry Ziva. I will tell you it was worth it though. We got Tony's laptop." Abby smiled when she saw Ziva's face light up.

"Really how did you do it?" Ziva asked as so walked over and looked at the laptop.

"He gave it to McGee." Abby said. "He asked him to fix it."

Just then Abby's computer beeped meaning the scan was over. She walked over and smiled. Turning to McGee she said "Looks like Tony's laptop has himself a bad case of the AttachMsngr.G"

"Ouch no wonder he brought it to us. That can be a nasty Trojan. Think you can deal with it?" McGee asked while he stepped next to Abby.

"O Please Tim if I couldn't deal with this I wouldn't be able to look you in the eyes." She responded as she started to run a spyware program.

"How do you get this? Trojan was it?" Ziva asked looking at Tony's laptop again.

Abby turned and looked at Ziva. "Well most of the time it's from a bad email, but sometimes it could be manually put it. The one Tony has seems to be from a spam mail." Another beep came from Abby's computer. "And now we have a clean and happy computer."

"So now what?" McGee asked. His smile showed the two women that he knew what they had all planned to do.

"Now McGee we investigate!" Abby said as she sat down in front of Tony's laptop.

Ok here it is. The first chapter of my second story is out. Doesn't have a full blown crime but there will be a mystery in this one that's for sure. There will also be comedy and of course the fun and happy adventures of NCIS.