Saint said I should post this.

God says you should listen to thy mother and father.

My father doesn't love me (-glares at Fang-) but my mother does so I'll listen to her.

WARNING: The following oneshot contains dirty, dirty slash. If you can't handle it, don't read it. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows and make s'mores, and those s'mores will be shared with the good reviewers.

NOTE: This, I guess you could say, is a Crack!fic. I was half asleep the entire time I was writing it. And, it is short.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Maximum Ride, Adam Lambert (oh, but boy I wish I did), or the song 'For Your Entertainment'.

Enjoy. :) This might be the last thing you read by me if Fang has his way with me.

And not in a sexual way.

Fang groand and rolled over as the song on the radio changed. He felt it happening again, the same thing that happened everytime an Adam Lambert song came on the radio. That familiar disturbance in his pants. But he couldn't help it, it was just Adam's voice. It didn't help that the song was For Your Entertainment and all Fang could imagine was Adam singing that to him.

He was glad that this time, he had a crush on a gay celebrity. That way he had a chance. His crush on Justin Bieber didn't last very long, soon Max broke the news to him. Justin Bieber was a girl. That just ruined it for Fang.

But Adam...Adam was the full package. Sexy voice, super sexy looks, and he was gay just like Fang. All Fang had to do was go to his concert this weekend, go backstage and meet him, and they were sure to be together. Fang was sure he could dazzle Adam. Fang was sure Adam would be his.

Things didn't work out with Iggy, turned out Iggy was actually straight. (Shocking, right?) Apparently it happened one day when he was facing a completely white wall and Dylan walked by. He saw Dylan's face and BAM he was was straight.

Fang hated Dylan's face.

Especially after that.

That weekend was the Adam Lambert concert. Fang climbed out of his window, the rest of the flock thought he had turned in early, and flew to the Arena where the concert would be held. He had front row tickets, which meant he could actually touch Adam. And oh, did he touch him.

At one point, one of the dancers got hurt. He twisted his ankle, and they needed another one. Fang's hand shot up and he jumped up excitedly, and very out of character. They put him into a costume and quickly showed him the moves. When they told him what he'd be doing, he was ecstatic.

The next song was For Your Entertainment.

Fang's favourite.

And he would be performing it with Adam.

At one point he was on a leash...and at another he was having his face rubbed against Adam's balls. He enjoyed that, and he really wanted more. Then later during the song, Adam was supposed to kiss one of the dancers.

He chose to kiss Fang.

Fang was...beyond ecstatic.

It didn't last as long as Fang wanted it to, but it at least lasted more than three seconds.

After the concert, Adam met Fang backstage. Adam took Fang into his dressing room.

Fang got to do all the dirty things he wanted to to Adam. He gave it to him till he was screamin' his name.

You like?

You hate?

If it's the latter, I don't care.

This was written to irk Fang.

I'm hopin' it's a success.

R&R?

((Remember, flames will be used to make s'mores that I'll give to my good reviewers.))