Arche: Welcome~ Hello to all you fun-loving people out here~

Chester: I think you mean 'there', you ditz.

Arche: Nope!

Chester: You're impossible...

Arche: Hmm? I couldn't hear you. Mind repeating yourself? *Glares*

Chester: What's so offending about 'You're impossible'?

Arche: Well, if I'm impossible, that makes you useless!

Chester: You're the one who just sits there on her broom all the time!

Arche: I'M CASTING SPELLS!

Chester: Well, I'm actually attacking!

Arche: My spells are much more powerful than your silly arows~

Chester: What!?

-The two quickly get lost in an argument-

Suzu: *Appears* Apologies for their childish behaviour. *Bows* Please enjoy.

Iron or Crystal?

Chloe Valens sighed as she sat in her room at the hospital. Of course, she was used to being on her own, but today just made her feel even more lonely. The reason? Last night, in one of their discussions, Norma had pointed out that she was the only female Iron Eren in the group, and she felt as if something bad was going to happen today. All because of the discussion.

"Hey, C!" a hyperactive voice had yelled from outside her room as her yellow-clad friend, Norma, burst into the room. Chloe sighed once again and looked up at the 16-year-old.

"What is it, Norma? It better not be you coming over to make me feel even more distinct." Norma looked shocked as the words escaped from her friend's mouth. She shook her head in an overreactive manner.

"No way, no way! I just came to say that Teach called a discussion and he wanted you to join, so here~ I~ Aaaaam~!" the young crystal eren informed her friend, singing the last few words. Chloe groaned and stood up, then promptly exited the room and left her friend there. "H-hey, C! Heeeey!"

Norma ended up running after Chloe and out of the hospital, where Shirley was waiting for them.

"Oh, there you are, Chloe! Some of us thought you'd left the Legacy, but Senel said that you definitely hadn't." Shirley said, smiling happily at Chloe. The two had become a lot closer and were better friends than they were before.

"Coolidge did? O-oh..." the iron eren said in reply, her face turning a light shade of red as she hid her face behind her fringe in a rare moment of shyness. Norma giggled ecstatically and Shirley simply looked confused at her new friend's actions. The three waked towards Will's house, Shirley watching Norma tease Chloe about her actions.

When they arrived, they were greeted by an incredibly amusing scene. Senel was standing on one of the work counters and cowering in fear at the same time while Harriet was offering completely black cookies to whoever happened to be standing in her way. Moses had Jay in a headlock and was spinning like a madman in the center of the room until he released his hold on Jay and the poor ninja went flying into Senel and knocked him over. Will watched the scene with a shocked expression whilst Grune simply giggled.

"Everyone! What do you think you're doing!?" Chloe yelled at them, catching their attention. They all stared. "Stop being so childish!"

Will cleared his throat and took a step forward while everyone else assembled. "The reason that I called you here is mainly because of a conversation I had with Norma and Moses a few nights ago. It was a discussion on the two types of eren and which is better."

Chloe and Senel both groaned. They knew exactly what was going to happen and both stepped away from the group. Norma was the first to begin yelling, soon countered by Moses.

"CRYSTAL ERENS ARE DEFINETELY THE BEEEEEST!"

"What're ya sayin', Bubbles? You know that its us Iron erens that fight on the front lines!"

"Well, we cast spells that far outclass your silly spears and swords~" Norma sang happily. Jay was contemplating which side to join whilst Grune stepped in.

"Everyone, why are we arguing? I want to join in too!" the green-haired woman cheered, jumping up and down happily whilst clapping.

"Irons are way better, Bubbles! You know that!"

"No way, Red! I knew that you were stupid, but not to this extent!"

Shirley started to grow quite visibly angry as the argument continued, with Jay and Will agreeing with Norma. Grune also agreed with Norma, leaving Moses to fend for himself.

"EVERYONE, BE QUIET!" Shirley yelled, finally snapping as she glared at everyone else. "Neither crystal erens nor iron erens are better! We're all equal! Now if that's sorted, I have some things to do that are actually worth my time! Good-bye!"

Soon following Shirley's leave, Senel and Chloe looked at eachother. "... Well." they both said in unison.

Arche: JERKFACE!

Chester: DITZ!

Arche: FOX-EYED MAN!

Chester: SHREW GIRL!

Arche: BLUE COLOURED MAN!

Chester: PINK COLOURED GIRL!

Arche: IRRITATING MAN!

Chester: What was that?!

Arche: What was that?! What was that?!

Chester: What was that?! What was that?! What was that?!

Arche: What was that?! What was that!? What was that?! What was that- Ow! ... I bit my tounge...

Chester: *Sighs* About time, I say...

Arche: Anyway, thank you for your reading-ness!

Chester: ... Is that a word?

Suzu: *Appears* I do not believe so.

Arche, Chester: AAAH!

Suzu: ?

Arche: Suzu, don't do that!

Chester: Is sneaking up on people like that a hobby?

Suzu: ... I suppose you could call it that. My apologies. *Bows*