Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter or any of the characters from the book
because if I did I would be rolling in cash right now which I am not.
Authors note: this is a really stupid and pointless story about nothing, if you find it funny you have a weird sense of humour just like me.
Hagrid runs into room
Hagrid: HARRY WAKE UP!!
Harry : WHAT??
Hagrid: somebody stole my stash of pot!!
Harry: HUH??
Hagrid : I mean my magical.............plate of.............bacon.
Harry: Who stole it?
Hagrid: I don't know will you help me find it?
Harry:ok
Hagrid and harry leave room they run into Hermione and Ron in the hallway
Hagrid: RON, DID YOU TAKE MY POT YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD??
Ron pees his pants
Hagrid: I mean have you seen my magical plate of bacon?
Ron...............no sir
Hermione: were was the last place you saw it?
Hagrid: I keep it in my beard someone must have stolen it when I passed out, I mean when I went for a nap.
Hermione: well we will help you find it right Ron?
Ron; yes mother
Hermione: how many times do I have to tell you Ron im not your mother.
Ron: sorry mother
Hermione: whatever, lets just go.
Ron holds Harrys hand
they come across draco who's casting a spell
Draco: penoris biggoris
Hagrid gives draco a funny look
Harry : What's the spell for draco?
Draco: ummmm none of your business! What do want?
Harry: did you take Hagrids magical plate of bacon?
Draco: Why would I want a magical plate of bacon?
Hagrid: so you can smoke it.............and have smoked bacon for breakfast.
Draco: I don't eat bacon it's to fatty and im on a diet, now if you excuse me I must go do a spell to bleach my hair.
Everyone goes outside
Hermione: oh look a spixy!
(Pixy on speed = spixy)
spixy runs into a cave
Harry: lets follow it!
Ron: no lets not
They follow spixy into cave
Spixy: ILL KILL YOU ALL!!
Ron runs away like a little sissy and then jumps into lake.................then pees his pants.
Hagrid: that dude has issues.
Hermione: hello there little guy have you seen a plate of bacon?
Spixy: FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
Pulls on a lever and a net drops down on top of harry, Hermione and Hagrid.
to be continued...................
Well that was my fanfic hope you enjoyed it
Authors note: this is a really stupid and pointless story about nothing, if you find it funny you have a weird sense of humour just like me.
Hagrid runs into room
Hagrid: HARRY WAKE UP!!
Harry : WHAT??
Hagrid: somebody stole my stash of pot!!
Harry: HUH??
Hagrid : I mean my magical.............plate of.............bacon.
Harry: Who stole it?
Hagrid: I don't know will you help me find it?
Harry:ok
Hagrid and harry leave room they run into Hermione and Ron in the hallway
Hagrid: RON, DID YOU TAKE MY POT YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD??
Ron pees his pants
Hagrid: I mean have you seen my magical plate of bacon?
Ron...............no sir
Hermione: were was the last place you saw it?
Hagrid: I keep it in my beard someone must have stolen it when I passed out, I mean when I went for a nap.
Hermione: well we will help you find it right Ron?
Ron; yes mother
Hermione: how many times do I have to tell you Ron im not your mother.
Ron: sorry mother
Hermione: whatever, lets just go.
Ron holds Harrys hand
they come across draco who's casting a spell
Draco: penoris biggoris
Hagrid gives draco a funny look
Harry : What's the spell for draco?
Draco: ummmm none of your business! What do want?
Harry: did you take Hagrids magical plate of bacon?
Draco: Why would I want a magical plate of bacon?
Hagrid: so you can smoke it.............and have smoked bacon for breakfast.
Draco: I don't eat bacon it's to fatty and im on a diet, now if you excuse me I must go do a spell to bleach my hair.
Everyone goes outside
Hermione: oh look a spixy!
(Pixy on speed = spixy)
spixy runs into a cave
Harry: lets follow it!
Ron: no lets not
They follow spixy into cave
Spixy: ILL KILL YOU ALL!!
Ron runs away like a little sissy and then jumps into lake.................then pees his pants.
Hagrid: that dude has issues.
Hermione: hello there little guy have you seen a plate of bacon?
Spixy: FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
Pulls on a lever and a net drops down on top of harry, Hermione and Hagrid.
to be continued...................
Well that was my fanfic hope you enjoyed it