Pairings: DoflaZo/DofLu

Okay, listen. I don't care if they haven't really met, this just came to me before I went to bed one night and I typed it up the next morning. And, as A Strongly Worded Letter states, Doflamingo just doesn't care if they haven't met. This is my first story, and I hope you all enjoy it (and go easy on me).

-(story... begin!)-

Those two were the best of the lot.

The strongest. And the funnest. So he always played with them. At least one a night.

They couldn't deny him, either. If they did, he would just have to press a button and his men would kill their nakama. And they couldn't beat him in the time it took to press a button. Sure there was still some resistance, but that's what made it fun.

Tonight, I think I'll try both at the same time. He thought as he made his way down the hall. Smiling manically, he walked into his bedroom to see two familiar shapes chained to the wall.

The green-haired one was the bigger of the two, and very silent, but that made it very rewarding when Doflamingo finally got the man to scream. The boy next to him was softer, due to his rubbery body, and had a scar under his eye, which just made him cuter. The little guy was easier to get to scream, and had such a nice scream too… thought Doflamingo.

He moved their chains so they were now connected near the huge bed.

"All righty then, hope you two are ready for tonight. Fufufufufu."

-(time skip because I can't do this sort of action)-

Hours later, Doflamingo finally got enough screams out of the both of them to satisfy himself. The two were so exhausted that they fell asleep almost immediately after they were done.

Doflamingo chuckled softly to himself and got underneath the covers again. He grabbed the waists of the two boys and pulled them close to him. Zoro on his left, and Luffy on his right. He fell asleep peacefully, knowing that he had his two favorite toys next to him, and knowing that they couldn't get away.

-(story... end!)-

So… yeah. This was my very first attempt at fanfiction, so excuse me if I have made any grievous errors of some code of which I am unaware. Go soft on me (I'm fine with constructive criticism, just don't bash me) and I hope you enjoyed.