Cure for Vitamin X
Just a follow-up to A Crazy Dose of Vitamin X. Enjoy!
"Well, the bungee cords on the roof are dismantled, thank goodness." Warren moaned in relief as Scott entered the room with Remy in tow
"That's good. Oh and Warren. Before I forget, did someone order about oh, a large pack of tranquilizer darts?!" Scott asked hysterically
"Uh yeah that was me just for precautions. Why?" Warren answered sheepishly
Scott took a deep breath before saying "Warren: The tranquilizer gun has an 'on' and 'off' switch. What my point is that the gun is locked in 'on' switch!" Scott ranted
"And…there was something wrong with that?" Warren asked before seeing the living room "Hoo boy…"
Rogue was snoring, with three darts in the back, same with Kitty, Tabitha, Lance, Evan, Pyro, and Tabitha. The only survivors, however, were Remy, Forge, Peter, Logan, Bobby, and Jean.
"See what I mean about the on and off switch?" Scott asked a dazed and perplexed Warren
"Uh…I can hotwire this thing…I think." Warren winced as he fumbled with the dart gun
"Well, make it snappy. We just ordered Domino's about an hour ago. Now get it fixed before that thing stabs the delivery boy too!" Jean ordered
"Yes ma'am." Warren replied, before accidentally pulling the trigger and aiming at Jean "Oops."
"What did you do this time?!" Scott snapped before noticing Jean
"Ooh, look at the dust bunnies…" Jean muttered before landing on the floor, yawning and starting to snore
"Warren…" Scott hissed
"It was an accident! I pushed the off button, I swear!" Warren babbled
"Oh well so much for having a frickin sleepover! Who bought this damn thing anyway?!" Scott snapped
"mmm…oh Scott, that feels so good." Jean moaned in her sleep
"What?!" Scott gasped in awe and shock
"Mmmm…ooh, just a little lower…" Jean moaned before snoring again
"What the hell are you grinning about cyke? You're amused now that Red's dreamin bout sex talk?! Dude, you need professional help." Logan muttered
"Actually, I never imagined Jean would say that…" Scott replied, amused
"Oh brother." Logan grumbled, rubbing his forehead while glaring at an amused Warren
"You think this sex talk is funny, bird-brain?! This isn't one of those soap operas you know!" Forge muttered
"Aw come on, this is good. Popcorn?" Remy asked, handing Scott a bag of popcorn
"You read my mind." Scott replied, popping a handful into his mouth
"This is like a Saturday Night Live sketch from heck." Logan groaned in disgust
"Ugh…Did I miss anything?" Jean asked, yawning
"Jean…you don't want to know. Trust me. The least you can do is have Fly boy over here get rid of those damn darts." Logan growled
"Righto." Warren replied before heading up with Lance and Peter in tow
"Scott?" Jean asked
"Yeah?" Scott replied
"How the heck do we get those bungee cords down again?" Jean asked in wonder
"Sometimes, the world is not enough, my dear." Scott replied before the two kissed