V: WELCOME, TO FAMILY GUY: NEW DISCOVERY!

B: THAT'S RIGHT!

W: Jesus Christ, can you guys shut the fuck up, we're trying to sleep here.

N: Yeah, what the hell?

T: It sounds like you guys are in an action movie.

V: Sorry. Anyway, this is basically a story where once again, one of our favorite smartasses to ever exist who goes by the name of Stewie Griffin, unlike his father is a very intelligent boy and here, he either decides to see another universe, or he is teleported somewhere.

B: You just spoiled it, man.

V: No I didn't. I just explained the plot.

B: Whatever. The Dragon Ball Super characters won't be appearing here. This will only be a crossover between Family Guy and another show. You won't be able to find out until the chapter where the characters meet is released, so sorry guys, and yes there will be cutaways. You can tell if the words are tilted. By the way, I checked online and found out everyone Stewie can understand and from every single episode in existence showing proof, everyone in his family can understand him. The only who can't is Lois, but I think she has had a word with him before, but I'll check later. Anyway enjoy.

Disclaimer: We own nothing. Family Guy belongs to Seth and the show I will do coming soon belongs to their owners. But I do own this one OC in this chapter.

Chapter 1: New Invention

It was a normal day in the Griffin residence, Brian writing some stories which unfortunately never get sold or even become known, Stewie doing some crazy scientific idiotic or evil master plan, Chris and Meg doing some teenager stuff, wanting to be loved, talking to each other , Lois watching some TV by herself and Peter, the family retard was either out with his friends drinking beer at The Clam or doing any crazy, moronic idiotic scheme or thing.

Today was Thanksgiving and everyone Peter and Lois knew were coming to have a party that evening. Right now, Stewie was in his bedroom making an invention and Brain happened to walk in.

"Hey Stewie." Brain said. Stewie just remained silent as he was working with what looked like a disk, like the one that works as a time machine.

"Do you mind telling me what you're making?" He asked.

"I'd prefer not to tell. You'll see during the thanksgiving party tonight." The baby mastermind replied.

"Wait... are you... this isn't anything dangerous right? Like you're not planning on having a mass murder, because it seems as that no one would put the blame on a baby for such a thing."

"Hey guys." Chris walked in. "What are you making Stewie, a miniature time machine?"

"He won't tell me. He says that he's planning to use it on everyone during the Thanksgiving party." Brian told him.

"I'll tell you this, it will take us somewhere. Somewhere beyond belief. That's the only hint you're getting." Stewie said.

"It better not be someplace crazy for a stupid purpose, like when Peter took me to Antarctica."

(Cutaway Begins)

Peter and Brian were being blown away by the cold breeze and were barely able to move.

"REMIND ME WHY WE CAME HERE?!" Brain yelled.

"TO GET PENGUINS SO WE CAN TEACH ALL BIRDS HOW TO FLY! EVEN OSTRICHES!"

(Cutaway Ends)

Lois was on the phone talking to Bonnie and Donna, Cleveland and Joe's wives about the party.

"Just be sure not to bring the kids over just in case Peter does something stupid. Actually you might wanna stay home and just let Cleveland come." Lois told Loretta.

"Don't worry about it, girl. I got it under control. See you later." Loretta hung up. Lois then called Bonnie. "Wonder what Peter's doing right now. Probably having a stupid conversation about random crap."

The Clam...

Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland...

The four friends were drinking beer and having crazy conversations like they do everyday, but they couldn't think of a subject to talk about.

"Well, this is boring..." Peter stated. "...like that time when we were going through Quagmire's boxes."

(Cutaway Begins)

Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland were going through some boxes in Quagmire's house.

"Jeez, how many penis suppressing straps can one guy own?" Joe questioned.

(Cutaway Ends)

"Well, actually you're inviting us to that Thanksgiving party at your house so that's something to talk about." Joe said.

"Yeah, like are there gonna any random chicks in there that I can bang?" Quagmire questioned. "No, it's only family members. Last time I did that, Lois banned me from drinking for a week, and it was absolute hell."

"Oh, and is that crazy father-in-law of yours going to be there, Peter?" Cleveland asked. "Yep, just him. His wife is gonna be out somewhere else and Lois was a bit disappointed but I told her just to get over it and she did."

"Hey, is it alright if I come too?" Jerome asked. "Sorry buddy, we already had everything planned. Maybe next year." Peter said.

"Aww." "Well can I at least bring a girlfriend over with me or something?" Quagmire asked. "Do that and Chris will be crazy. Believe me that's the last thing we need." Peter retorted.

Griffin House...

Brian...

Brian was walking out of the kitchen after having something to drink when Lois came in.

"Brian, is it alright if you can take me to buy a turkey?" Lois asked. This surprised Brian.

"You haven't bought one yet? They're probably all sold out now." Brian retorted. "I know, but there's a place where there's plenty that I know of. Please?" Brian sighed. "Alright I guess I can take you. After all, I've put up with Peter always thinking it's the rise of the machines."

(Cutaway Begins)

Peter and Brian were on a sidewalk waiting for the light to be green. The sign said "don't walk". Once it said "walk", Peter pulled out a shotgun and shot the walk sign, destroying it. "We don't have long." Peter told Brian in a serious voice.

(Cutaway Ends)

"H... how does that relate to that?" Lois asked. "Well, I mean it better than being with Peter doing something stupid." Brian replied.

"Well, anyway I'll tell you where the place is and you can drive." Lois said as they entered Brian's car.

A minute later, they stopped in front of a regular house. "Alright Brain, I'll be back. Just stay put and don't go anywhere." And Lois left the car and entered the house. Inside was a girl with brown hair, eyes, and tan skin wearing black pajamas, socks and green shirt. She seemed to be in her mid twenties.

"Hi Margarita." Lois said. "Oh, hi Lois. I've been expecting you. The turkey, right?"

"What else would be the reason?" Lois chuckled.

"Don't forget my payment." Margarita demanded. "I know, $40. I have it in my purse, hold on." She took out two $20 bills and gave it to Margarita as she headed to the basement to get the turkey. She came back a minute later with an uncooked turkey, ready to be cooked for Thanksgiving.

"Thanks. Again I really appreciate what you're doing for me. Its not often that someone gets turkeys on the day of Thanksgiving. Happy holidays." Lois said as she went through the door.

But when she left, she saw Brian standing outside leaning on the car door. He looked very pissed off.

"Brian, what happened?" Lois asked. "We ran out of gas. Just our luck."

"That's alright. I can just get an Uber." And she took out her phone, and ordered a car. "Well that solves that but how are getting my car back home?" Brian retorted.

"Well we could just buy some gas, and make sure Peter doesn't get near it first."

(Cutaway Begins)

Peter was in the garage and was putting some gasoline into some empty Coke cans.

He was planning to sell these to random people and charge $2.50 a piece.

"After this, I plan on adding kerosene to make it even more tastier." Peter said as he looked up into the screen, facing the viewers.

(Cutaway Ends)

Swanson House...

Joe, Bonnie, Susie, Kevin...

It was evening and the party would soon begin.

"Now Kevin, you're going to take good care of your baby sister, right?" Joe asked. His son chuckled. "Dad, you don't have to worry about a thing. And if you said, if you don't come back, don't panic because that means you just had to do some important thing or your friend has done something crazy."

"That's my boy. Alright honey if I don't come back you know what that means." Joe called to his wife. "DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING!" Bonnie replied as Joe brought himself out of the house.

Now what would be the most entertaining thing to do now? Take her to daycare and hang out? Kevin thought. Yeah, I'll do that.

If he sends me to daycare, this bastard's got another thing coming to him. Susie thought.

Brown House...

Cleveland, Donna, Cleveland Jr., Roberta, Rallo...

"You guys can handle yourselves without me, right? And if Peter does something stupid, then I'll be gone for days, not weeks, not months, not years, days." Cleveland assured his family.

"It's alright Cleveland. I got it all under control, now why don't you go enjoy yourself." Donna assured her husband.

"Alright. See you the next time I see you." And he walked out of the house. Now to have some fun. And she went to call up some of her friends for a party and kick the kids out temporarily.

Quagmire's House...

Quagmire...

Glenn Quagmire was readying himself for the party. Even though he knew there would be no chicks around for him to bang, he would still just try to get in on them. He was wearing his usual clothing and looking himself in the mirror.

Boy, don't YOU look sexy tonight. You're definitely going to... there's no chicks coming. Ah, well. There's still Lois and Bonnie. Quagmire thought.

"All right." He said as he looked at the mirror doing a pose. He then went downstairs to the door to go to the party and as expected, he saw some friends, and Lois' father, Carter Pewterschmidt coming over.

Griffin House...

Stewie...

He had been working on that same device from before and now he was sure that it was in working order with everything.

"Alright Rupert." Stewie told his teddy bear. "Tonight, I'm going to take everyone for a ride, to somewhere they thought could never exist. Unfortunately you can't come. Don't worry you still have the other toys to keep you company. Now I'm going to do this when the time is right."

"Stewie, just say where your going to take everyone." Brian walked in. Stewie sighed. "New York City. Happy now?" Stewie was actually lying. "Oh, alright then. I guess New York could be a good place to visit."

"Don't tell anyone though. I wanna keep this a secret." Stewie giggled. "Um... ok." Brian walked out. "That was too close for comfort." Stewie said to Rupert. "What they don't know is that there may actually never be a way to return back home."

Downstairs, the party wasn't that exciting. It was only the Griffins, Joe, Quagmire, Cleveland and Carter. Still they were enjoying themselves as they were talking. The gang were having crazy talk with nonsense rants and right now, it was Peter's turn.

"OK, I got a good one. So a 21-year old prostitute/alcoholic with a clean medical record as far as STD's and a 50-year old nymphomaniac with 20-year cancer, heart disease, diabetes and 7 STD's including The Clap, HIV, and Hepatitis C, walk into a strip club where they meet-"

DING!DING!DING!

Peter was interrupted when Lois rung a bell. "Lois, I was in the middle of a legendary joke." Peter complained. "You can tell the joke later. It's time to eat."

"No one's eating." Someone said. "Peter, was that you?" Lois asked. "No, you Cleveland, Quagmire, Joe?"

"Nope." "Wasn't me." "Can't even do that voice."

"Kids?" Lois asked.

"I'm a girl." Meg said. "I hate those accents." Chris argued. This was confusing. "Wasn't me either." Carter added on. It could only be one person. They all looked at Brain.

"What? I'm not the one who did it either." Brian retorted.

"It was me." Everyone turned to the stairs and saw Stewie with some sort of disk. "Stewie, why are you holding a frisbee?" Peter asked.

"It's not a frisbee, it's our trip to New York City, bitches." Stewie said.

Everyone started getting excited. "SCREW THIS, LET'S GO TO NEW YORK!" Joe shouted. Everyone else started cheering, but what they didn't know is that it wasn't New York like they thought it would be.

"Everyone gather around." Everyone gathered around Stewie. For some reason they could actually trust the baby mastermind. Stewie then set his device for a strange place.

It started glowing and three seconds later, a portal opened under everyone sucking them in. They all screamed.

"AAAAAAAHHH!"

V: There you have it. Chapter one if this ridiculous story. Try to guess where they go to. Here's a hint, there are no hints.

W: LOL, seriously though, the hint is something what we've planned. Like Stewie said, it's beyond belief. So try your best to guess with a comment and thanks for reading this chapter.