(To the tune of "The Second Star to the Right")
Chorus: Down in Peach Creek's Cul-De-Sac
Lives Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Each night for all the scams they plan
They all get ready
Down in Peach Creek's Cul-De-Sac
Kids all come out and play
Despite being in suburbs they still
Have adventures all day
Writer's block gets in the way
But it soon leaves when they say,
"If we stop and concentrate
We'll find a scam that is great"
And when that scam comes around
No money's given back
Because no one's ripped off
In Peach Creek's Cul-De-Sac
Ed, Double D, and Eddy were having a sleepover at Eddy's house. Eddy sadly gazed out the window, thinking hard. "I can't believe it! I can't think of a good scam! Why did our last one bomb again?"
"You mean the fireworks show?" sighed Double D. "Eddy, we had no idea what we were doing and we almost killed everyone!"
"What a day!" breathed Ed.
"Well, this stinks!" complained Eddy. "I'm not going to sleep 'till we think of something!"
"I put soap on my shadow," suggested Ed.
Double D yawned. "Eddy, it's really late. Can we think of something in the morning?"
"I can't!" cried Eddt. "I've got the urge to do a scam! The best scam ever!"
(To the tune of "You Can Fly" NOTE: The first part is spoken, like in the movie)
Double D: Well, Eddy, what do YOU intend we do?
Eddy: Something simple...all we have to do is...to...to...to think of the simplest scam!
Ed: Any simple little scam?
Double D: Like selling small toys?
Ed: Maybe food?
Eddy: That's right, we're all in the mood
We've all gotta scam!
Gotta scam!
Double D: Gotta scam!
Ed: Gotta scam!
Eddy: Let's think of stuff kids like...
Double D: I'll think of a movie I've seen
A cartoon from the screen
Ed: A fairy tale 'bout a man?
Eddy: No, a boy like Peter Pan!
Double D: That could lead us to a jam...
Eddy: No, it's a scam, it's a scam, it's a scaaaaaaammmm!
(Eddy trips and falls on his face)
Eddy: Don't laugh yet, you won't regret!
I tell ya, once this thing is planned
We'll have our own Neverland!
Double D: Neverland?
Ed: For tender boys like us!
Eddy: Not THAT Neverland...All we need right now is paint
Strong stuff that could make you faint
Double D: Eddy, that sounds too toxic
Eddy: I tell ya, it does the trick!
Ed: Yeah! It's a scam!
Double D: It's a scam?
Eddy: It's a scam! Come on, everybody! Here we go! Off to Neverland!
(Eddy grabs Double D and Ed and jumps out the window)
Double D: How is this simple?!
Chorus: Think of a wonderful scam
Any merry little scam
When you find it, you will grin
The cash will be piling in
You will have a grand slam
It's a scam, it's a scam, it's a scam!
Think of the candy you'll get
Jawbreakers, better yet
If you hope and if you try
It's off the ground and in the sky
Shove in all you can cram
Oh, it's a scam, it's a scam, it's a scam!
Off you go with a high and ho
To a shed behind Rolf's place
Soon Neverland, and what a place
Is staring you in the face
With vines drooping down like silk lace
When you're a determined Ed
You make wonderlands of sheds
Think of all the joy you'll find
When there's money on your mind
Don't think 'bout or exam
It's a scam, it's a scam, it's a scam, it's a scam!
Eddy stopped outside of Rolf's shed. "Here it is, boys...Neverland! Grab that paint, Double D! The night awaits!"
"We found Neverland!" cheered Ed. "Just like Johnny Depp!"
Double D yawned again. "No pop culture this late, Ed..."
Chorus: When you're a determined Ed
You make wonderlands of sheds
Think of all the joy you'll find
When there's money on your mind
Don't think 'bout or exam
It's a scam, it's a scam, it's a scam, it's a scam
IT'S A SCAM!