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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter one
"Ouch. My head, what happen? Hey where are we? Sasuke; HEY Sasuke wake up. "
"What happen? Hey Naruto where are we?"
"How should I know?" Looking at the area there was nothing grass and small hills surrounded large canyon wall. "What the hell is this place? Hey Hinata what about… HEY WAIT WHERE HINATA AND SAKURA!"
(Gun coking)
"Hey Dirt bag get up NOW!"
"Gees Simmons Sarge is rubbing off on you." The soldier said in a sarcastic tone.
"Yup he even might reward me like promotion."
"Promotion common Simons not that again, and beside that was sarcasm."
"Oh no not sarcasm (pfft) Griff sometimes I think you don't even care about having a better position in the military."
"Care ha what the point you're still going to die; besides we will be in this stupid box canyon until we all die."
While Simons and Griff argue with each other Naruto and Sasuke decided to leave the area.
"…and another thing hey where did those two go?" said Simons
"What? Oh damn looks like we lost them lets go back to base and do nothing all day." Said Griff
"Griff did you forget about what Sarge said if we don't bring a dead Blue guy he going to kill us." Said Simmons
"Yeah I remember that's why I'm going to stay here for the rest of the war." Said Griff
"Griff this war could last forever and beside how are you goanna survive."
"Do you remember my zombie plan? Well that's my plan."
"Man do they love to talk over there." Said Naruto
"Naruto we need to find the girls lets go scout the area."
"Right lets…"
"Hello boys look like it's my lucky day." Said a man in red armor,
Naruto and Sasuke jumped to their feet ready to fight.
"Let's do this Naruto!"
"Right, Rasengan."
"Chidori."
Nothing happen their chakra flow stop they couldn't their jutsu.
"What the HELL why can't I realize my chakra." Said Naruto
"Naruto forget about chakra lets attack." Said Sasuke
They charge at the man in red armor but were shot at in stead and passed out.
Naruto was shot at the arm and his right arm blew off, and also damaged his left side of his face and same goes for Sasuke but his left leg blew off and his right lower arm blew off.
"Hey Sarge what happen." Said man in pink armor
"Dounut make ready for surgery we need to save these fellows from the gruesome hands of death." Said red armor man
"Got it Sarge, wonder where's Simmons and Griff?" said Dounut
"Hmm, looks like we need to give you new clothing SIMMONS, GRIFF WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU." Said Sarge
"Right here sir, what is thy command."
"What, now your being all Darth Vader like, Simmons I swear you're just like a retarded servant monkey."
"Hey shut up Griff I'm just doing my job."
"Job! What job all we do is standing around and do absolutely nothing."
"Hey Ladies Will you just shut up and help Dounut with these two." Said Sarge
"Yes sir." Said Simmons and Griff
On the other side of the box canyon.
"Ow, what happen where are…Hinata get are you alright." Said Sakura
"Yeah I'm alright… but where's Naruto and Sasuke?"
"WHAT? SASUKE! What happen I don't remember what happen?"
"Hey you're awake Church, CHURCH the pink hair one is awake and the black hair one is too." Said a man in blue armor
"Caboose quiet down man. Hey their how are you guys?" said Church
"Yes were okay thank you. But have you seen two others one having black hair and the other having blonde hair." Said Sakura
"No, but why would you girls want them when you can have me. Tucker the love doctor." Said Tucker
"Tucker shut the fuck up. You know you're more of a pervert before you had Jr. you know that."
"Hey ever since I had Jr. my Hormones are raging like crazy."
"Um were you just pregnant." Said Hinata
"Well he wasn't pregnant he just had an alien baby inside him. Okay he was pregnant." Said Church
"Okay but how a man can become pregnant." Said Sakura
"I have no idea but I really don't want to know." Said Church
"Church tell them how the alien daddy got to second with Tucker." Said Caboose
"CABOOOSE!"
End of chapter one