The magic brownies
Author notes: okay, nobody take offense, rather then these being, " Magic" brownies, lets all assume that the " Magic" brownies are really just brownies from our world that seeped into the Star Wars Universe. Chaos reigns
Title: The magic brownies
Chapter one
Episode two
Rating- PG for language
Summery: Anakin backs a new delicious treat that somehow finds its way into the Jedi temple, then into the senate.
Disclaimer- I don't own it, Lucas does, nuff' said. Some made up characters to give the story personality. Songs off the spider-man soundtrack and Oops I did it again belong to those who they are copyrighted too.
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Anakin took the baked good from the oven. He inhaled the rich, warm aroma before setting them on the counter of the small kitchenette of the apartment he and his master shared.
" I'll just leave them to cool." Anakin said smiling, " They'll be just fine." He left to go and meditate.
Obi wan entered the apartment.
" Anakin!" Obi-wan was very hungry and waiting for his apprentice was making him cranky, " Come on! Lets go get-" he entered the kitchenette and inhaled the dark smoky aroma floating around. His eyes directed him to a large tray with several tiny squares of chocolate colored stuff. As he reached for one, something in the back of his mind warned him-
" Oh forget it!" he stuffed one into his mouth, " There's no rule in the code about eating"
For a few seconds nothing happened.
Then, quick as a wink, obi-wan grabbed the tray and rushed from the room, deciding to share his new found treat with everybody else.
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" Master-"
Anakin was surprised to find that the apartment was empty, and, without brownies.
This is creepy. He felt with the force to make sure nothing had happened to his master. All he got, was a faint signature that suggested that obi-wan kenobi had been in, taken the brownies, and left.
He frowned.
Then, he turned on his heel and clipped on his light saber. He remembered what his mother had said about baked goods, they were few and far between for a reason…
He strode purposefully from the room.
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Mace Windu was in a bad mood.
A Padawan had been caught in a disastrous, if not stupid, light saber accident. He frowned, realizing that they were going to be scrapping Mangafruit off the ceiling for weeks-
Obi-wan was standing in the hallway outside the council chamber grinning like a Gungan.
Uh oh.
" Master Kenobi." Mace inclined his head respectfully.
" YO! WHASSUP HOME-DOGGYG!" obi- wan raised his hand as if he wanted a high five, " COME ON MAN! DON' LEAVE ME HANGIN-"
" Master Kenobi…" Mace did not know how to respond. It wasn't every day that a good person simply went off their rocker, " Can I…assist you with something?" he watched as Kenobi's gesture changed.
" Dude." He held out the tray, " This stuff's the bomb man…its like- all we need to see…everything-man." Mace began to back away slowly, probing his friend with the force.
" The force is all things man…this-this is tight! Good shit! Good shit!" Obi-wan held out a brownie, and said in a perfectly serious voice, " But before I get to that would you like some of this delicious food?" Mace said nothing, taking the small niblit of food and chewing it…cautiously.
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Anakin prowled the hallways of the temple. With the food in hand, his master, mentor, and friend was dangerous.
An open doorway, not a good sign.
He peeked his head in and blinked his blue eyes. Diplomacy was taught by Ada Gallia of the Jedi council, a calm, respectable woman by all rights. Her class was sitting, stony face while their teacher-
Oops, I did it again.
I played with your heart
Got lost in a trend
Oh baby baby-
" Master Gallia-" he paused as the Jedi master twirled her lightsaber handle in her hand, using it like a nightclub microphone. She began the same line again as he motioned to one of the older students. A girl of about fourteen rose and quietly exited the class.
" What's your name?"
She paused, " Anora, if I did something wrong I'm sorry…she caught me listening to my music-"
Anakin winced, wondering at what kind of world this poor girl must have come from.
" Anora, this is all I need to know…did you see a tall master, long brown hair, beard, accent, go through carrying-"
" A brownie tray?" the girl brightened, " Yeah! He handed one to Master Gallia, then took off. He was babbling something about- the space aliens."
Anakin nodded once and sent her back inside, not knowing anything else to do.
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Obi-wan grinned toothily at Kit Fisto who was attempting to climb the wall.
" I'm telling you!" he pointed, " Frogs CAN climb the walls! Now climb froggy man climb!" He pointed and the tentacle master nodded. Nearby, one of the other Jedi Masters was giggling softly.
" YOU!" obi-wan pointed, " Cheese monkey! What is funny-"?
The master (who was a male human) sniggered, " Didja * snort* ever think * giggle* that a LIGHTSWORD is such a sexual pun?" he began laughing again as his Padawan looked helplessly on her master, rolling around on the floor. One of the younger Padawan, who had been sneaking brownies, was barking like a Wookie guard dog and attempting to attack another Padawan.
His work here was done.
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Mace Windu was sitting on the ground cross-legged, staring up at his lightsaber, fully drawn.
" Master Windu!" Anakin ran forward but the powerful Jedi didn't move, he simply stared straight up at the straight blade of the lightsaber.
" Master- did you see-" he was out of breath. Having to restrain an initate who was going around proclaiming herself Champion of Love and Justice Sailor moon was exhausting. That, and the sight of Yoda drag racing every available Master-Padawan team were too much to bear.
" Its purple!" Master Windu exploded, " Why the Hell is it purple? How does it…become purple? Especially since I used an EMERALD WHEN I BUILT IT!" he switched it off, grabbed Anakin by the shoulders and pinned him too the wall, " HOW DO YOU GET GREEN FROM PURPLE I ASK YOU MAN! HOW! HOOOOW!"
" Um…they're both secondary colors?"
Mace Windu paused and Anakin took that opportunity to run. He passed what appeared to be the Jedi Council…(what remained of it) engaged in a game of hacky-sacky with one of the laser balls used to train for lightsaber fights.
" WOOOOHOOOOOOO!"
He ducked as Master Yoda came racing overhead in his floating platform
" Yours up loser slow!" A Gungan Padawan came racing by on a Speeder bike as the slow truth hit Anakin in a series of shocking close ups and vignette shots.
Obi-wan was OUT THERE!
And he had BAKED GOODS!
A sudden chill swept the city.
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