chapter 1 funny part one
"Action!" The director called. "Whoa!" Zoomzoom said and fell in the mud. "Boy am I mess!" She said laughing. "Cut! Somebody hose off Zoomzoom!" The director said.
Divebomb was ready for action. "Action." The director said. A fly was buzzing around ."Yeah every minicon- gags- I think I swallowed a fly" Divebomb said everyone was laughing. "Cut!" the director yelled.
"I (giggles) Trevor I (giggles) I sorry I got giggles!" Hannah said laughing. "Cut!" The director said.
"Action!". Jetstorm looked up at Drift. They were in the forest. "Jetstorm I said action," The director said. "I forgot my lines!" Jetstorm said. "Cut! Someone get Jetstorm's script!" The director yelled.
"Action!" Starscream put the binoculars up to his face. "Looks like the enemy is moving." He said taking them down. Everyone began laughing. "What?" Starscream said. Then looked in the reflection off the mirror that Diantha was using. "Very funny Snow cat!" Starscream shouted.
Drift walked in on the set. Everyone started laughing. "What?" He asked. Then he saw that he had glasses on his face. "Snow cat!" He hollered.
Sideburn turned his back to the camera and someone came up and kicked him. "Ow! what you do that for?" Sideburn said. Then when he turned the other bots began to laugh. Starscream took the paper of Sideburns back and showed him. " Real mature Snow cat!" he shouted.
"Action!" Crumplezone grabbed Jetstorm's nun-chucks. "Assistance, Crumplezone took Jetstorm's nun-chucks!" The director called.
"We have to go through that waterfall." Optimus said. "What? Waterfall? My contract says no water scenes!" Demolisher said. "Cut! Someone get Demolisher's agent on the phone." The director said.
"Stinkbomb I think everything about you is cool but your butt." Sideburn said. "Thanks Sideburn I think you're cool too." Stinkbomb said. (FART!) "P.U.!" Everyone said. "Sorry it must of been that taco I had for lunch." Stinkbomb said.
Maim Turned to Trapper said. "Trapper let's go," He said. "Um Maim you were suppose to call Trapper, Tapwater." The director called. "Yeah," Trapper said.
The Dinobots were wrestling. "Cut! Dinobots this no time for wrestling!" The director called.
The camera zoomed in Megatron on the battle field. "*BURP!* Sorry I don't remember eating that." He said. "Cut!" The director called.
"Action!" Snow cat was fighting Cutter. "Ow! Cutter that hurt!" Snow cat said holding his nose. "Sorry," Cutter said. "Cut somebody get get Snow cat an ice pack!" The director called
"Action!" the Director called. *Burp!* "Sorry I don't remember eating that." Wedge said. "Come on again?" Grimlock asked. Heavyload was laughing. "Good grief!" Hightower said. "Sorry I had the mega burger lunch." Wedge said. "CUT!" The director called.
"Action!" the director called. "Okay let's mooove!" Divebomb said falling into a laundry basket. Everyone was laughing. "I have underwear on my head don't I?" He asked. "Yep." Matt said laughing. "Cut!" The director called. "I can't work with these bots." He added.
The Dinobots began to wrestle again. "Cut! Aspirin!" The director shouted. "Okay folks let's call it a day." The director called.