Honestly, what's happening? There's gotta be some kind of mistake with this one. My life's filled with nothing but peace and quiet though it's a bit boring and now there's trouble now. I just want to run away. Pretty much all of this happened on that day. My boring life has been thrown away. It all started when I met that girl. Or rather, dragon. Tooru Hagakure.
I just finished dressing up and eating my breakfast and were ready to leave. I had an apartment on my own since it's closer to my school than my parent's house. Saves traveling time. I opened my door only to see a massive creature with pink scales, a double horn going on an outer curve and is now opening its mouth on me. "Fuck." Of course, that thing was just a façade since she transformed to her human form. She kept her horns though she had purple hair for some reason. She's wearing a UA uniform. Is she a student? "Um. Are you a student?"
"To think that you'd forget about me? You told me I could stay with you."
"Huh?"
"Does Tooru Hagakure ring any bells? Or not since you were too tired to remember anything last night?"
"Last night?" I started remembering everything that happened last night after she mentioned it.
Last Night…
UA's pretty hard today. Just the second day and we're already having some trouble like Battle Training. Other than that, my life's been pretty mundane since my quirk just so happens to be a tail. Not that I'm complaining. I did like Journey to the West. That being said, I was to tired to care about which station I stepped out on. Next time my mind starts functioning, I was heading to a forest that's potentially filled with bears. "BRING IT ON, BEARS!" What I didn't expect to see was a dragon. Or is it someone with a dragon quirk? I couldn't muster any ability to care. She had a sword sticking out of her. "BACK AWAY, PUNY HUMAN?"
"What's got your shit in a bunch, uh, what's your name?"
"I am Tooru Hagakure of the Chaos Faction in my own realm. I believe that this is the world where Humans have special abilities called "Quirks"? I still think magic is more efficient than that of your disgraceful abilities." What is she even talking about? I gave her a quizzical look. "Ugh, I'm from another dimension where magics replaces quirks. If you understand that basic thing, puny human, then I recommend you leave me alone. Unless you want to die."
"You look like you need help." I pointed at the sword that's going through her back. "Didn't you hear what I just said? I don't want your help. Besides, this is a god's sword so the human mind wouldn't be able to pull it off before they start going insane because they can't comprehend the raw power of a deity." I ignored what she said and started pulling anyway. It's actually pretty light. "Not much of a believer here. If god existed, he would have given me a better tail."
"Impossible. Unless, yes, your atheism is weakening the god sword's power. Keep doing it." Oh now she's wanting my help. Doesn't matter. Would have helped her anyway. Dragons aren't that scary. I managed to pull it out before it shrinks back into a katana. I decided to keep it. "Thank you, human."
"You wouldn't mind going down to my level, right? My neck hurts from Battle Training so I wouldn't want to look all the way up."
"Of course." She transformed into her human form. We talked for a while as we both shared spare energy drinks. Seems like she's a lot lonelier than she looks. The apartment's getting too mundane too so I guess I decided to let her stay with me for a while until she's ready to go back to her world. "You can stay with me for a while, you know? I wouldn't have a problem with that. Would be funny if you were a maid."
"That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Of course, human. I'll stay with ya!" She said 'Ya'. She seems to be more open with me now. "My name's Mashirao Ojiro. You can call me Mash or Rao."
"Mash sounds cuter." That got a blush from me. Okay, now she's giving off her younger side. She does seem to look my age but considering dragons from myths, she's a lot older. "How old are you, Tooru?"
"It's rude to ask a lady of her age!" She said while she turns her hands into claws.
"Oh, sorry." That turned off her rage. Her shock replaced it. "So casual. Any puny human from my world would have cowered in fear after that. Quirks make you see everything, don't you?"
"In a sense." We continued talking about things. I talked about my time at UA to train as a hero while she talked about her victories against a rival faction. "So, you humans have a hero academy?"
"More or less. I got lucky getting to UA. One of the best schools in the world. I'm pretty sure only KOVA and Shiketsu can rival it." She nods. "I approve of you trying to keep order but little to no chaos at all is not as beneficial as you think?" Interesting.
"What makes you say that, Tooru?"
"This Symbol of Peace as you call him, once he falls, and don't deny it, he'll eventually fall or retire, will put the world to chaos. I may be from that faction but I am well aware that too much of one thing is not great. That includes order and chaos. I just hope that there are people that would understand it's consequences."
"Never looked at it like that before. You're definitely right." I took a look at my watch to see that it's already really late. "I gotta go, you remember my address, right? See you tomorrow!"
"Yes. See you."
Right now…
Oh damn. Now I remembered. This just got a little bit more complicated than it already is. "Look, I was kinda out of my mind out there and we had a misunde- oh fuck it. I can't let you just stay outside in the cold. You can stay here. Everything's pretty mundane so you can try to decorate it. Not too much. Her eyes sparkled after what I said. "OH THANK YOU!" She bit me.
"OUCH! What was that for?" I said, rubbing my arm. "That means that I owe my life to you."
"Really?"
"I'm just joking. It only means that you're my best friend now."
"Cool." Okay, this might go as well as it could. I took a look at my watch to find out that I was already late. "Crap. I'm late for school."
"Don't worry, I could carry you on my back."
"I don't think that's a good idea."
"I can change anyone's memories."
"Okay, let's fly." She turned back to her dragon form and I climbed up her back. The instant I sat down, she immediately went form zero to a hundred real quick. "TOO FAST!"
"We'll make it." So she said. We landed on the school's roof and it's quite relieving that she's too fast for the camera to capture. "So, uh. What are you gonna do now? Wait for me?"
"No. I'll be your classmate from now on, and also your roommate."
"You're not even enrolled." She gave me a smile and started chanting something. A burst of apparent magic suddenly pushed me back. "That's memory magic. Everyone now thinks I'm enrolled and that I'm a girl with an invisibility quirk!"
"Can't you just go human form and say you have a dragon quirk?"
"It attracts too much attention." Okay, that makes sense. We made our way to my classroom to see that the class does not seem to care about a seemingly new classmate. She wasn't kidding about that memory magic. "The memory magic is complete with a biography and different types of files. I've yet to grow accustomed to your technology and way of things, but I'll handle it." She whispered to me. "Just, don't try to kill anyone. Or threaten that guy explodey guy. Or mess that guy with the green hair and playing his electric guitar. He's quirkless but he's definitely the most unhinged and dangerous among us. I do not want this school to be destroyed." She nodded and went to her sit. Just in time, Mr. Aizawa crawled in on his sleeping bag. "Good to know that you're all rational enough to not be late in class."
"You crawled your way inside the classroom." I'm pretty sure that's what everyone was thinking. From her body language, it looks like Tooru is very confused. She leaned at me and asked, "Hey Mash, is he always like that?"
"Yep."
"I heard that, Miss Hagakure. Anyways, you'll be having an intense activity today." Welp, Hero Training's gonna have a lot of Battle Training. "You'll be voting for your Class Rep."
"THAT'S A NORMAL THING!" Everyone in class screamed except for a certain few. Midoriya doesn't seem to care at all. Mineta was the first to speak up with something about girls and their skirts. I want nothing to do with that guy. Tooru seems like she's ready to maul him. I'm not really interested in Class Rep or anything. "WAIT EVERYONE! WE SHOULD JUST VOTE ON WHO WE THINK IS WORTHY OF THE TITLE OF CLASS REP AND VICE CLASS REP!" Why does Iida always have those exaggerated karate chops? Aizawa was fine with it. I voted for Midoriya since, while he's borderline insane, he definitely knows what he's doing. He transferred the responsibilities to Yaoyorozu though. He gave Iida the Vice Rep title though. I think he prefers to stay in the line of strategics and support. After a threat to cover Nickelback to Mineta later, Aizawa woke up and told us it's lunch time but not before he said that we have hand-to-hand quirked combat later. I could use some of those hand-to-hand combats right now. Tooru sat with me in lunch and glared, or at least how an invisible girl would glare, at any girl that gets near me.
"Calm down, Tooru."
"It's getting me jealous. We're in a relationship, remember?"
"Wait, I thought you said that we're best friends now?"
"That was a lie." Dang. "How about, we start off as friends. My name is Mashirao Ojiro."
"My name is Tooru Hagakure. Nice to meet you, bf."
"Dammit, Tooru. Well, nothing I could do about that. Anyways, try not to accidentally kill, or permanently injure anyone in combat class, okay?" I think she pouted. It's hard to tell cause she's currently invisible except for her clothes. "Fine."
At that moment, the alarm sounded and we had to evacuate due to protocols. The hallway is really filled and Tooru could get crushed by the crowd. "TOORU!"
"MASH!"
"YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU AAAAARRRE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" If Bakugou was trying to get everyone's attention, he succeeded. Iida quickly reprimanded him before explaining the situation before us. I took a look and it looked like that wall was disintegrated. I doubt any reporter would have that quirk. It's enough to get me suspicious so I'm just gonna have to keep alert. I gave Tooru a heads up, too. Classes came by quick until we finally reached Combat class. We dressed up in our hero costume. I had a simple GI while Tooru went with a prism-like bodysuit that goes invisible along with her. I was thinking of adding that god katana to my costume but I'm not that good with weapons right now. I should try incorporating it to my fighting style, though. Aizawa crawled all the way to the gym for this. "Good to know that you're not late with this class either."
"You gotta be shitting me." Bakugou was saying what everyone was thinking. "Likewise." Midoriya replies. "Silence, you two. Anyways, here's a box. Each one of you pull out a number and those who share the same ones get to spar with each other. Don't use your quirks too much. Only an idiot would fully depend on his quirk." Todoroki sneezed at that moment and so did many others. "Seeing as how most of you are incompetent fighters when not using your quirks, I'll enjoy this." Good to know that our teacher will enjoy this. Everyone pulled out a number from the box. I got the number five. Tooru got number six. "Hey Mash, looks like I'm fighting Mcsplody."
"FUCK DID YOU SAY, INVISIBITCH?" How did he even hear that? "Kacchan, don't. Sorry 'bout this idiot. What he meant was, 'I won't hold back even if you're a girl.'. Right, dude?"
"What the fuck ever." Midoriya took a look at my number and had this weird smile. "You and I are fighting, dude. This isn't gonna be easy for both of us. Don't hold back cause I'm quirkless."
"I'm not gonna hold back cause you're quirkless. In fact, I won't hold back when I'm fighting a lunatic. No offense."
"Nah. I'm self-aware enough to know that I did stupid shit yesterday." At that point Aizawa pulled out another box which seems to be signaling on who goes first. It was Aoyama vs. Yaoyorozu which ended pretty quickly since the guy apparently depended fully on his laser while Yaoyorozu knows a lot about Judo. Anyone can guess how that fight happened. The second one was far more interesting with Iida and Todoroki. They seem to have a basic knowledge on fighting but it also looks like they are trying their hardest not to use their quirks. It ended with Todoroki giving a 'Screw it' expression and freezed Iida. Aizawa didn't say we can't use our quirks. The third to fight was Midoriya and I. We went up the fighting ring. I gave him a bow and he did the same. "Good luck." I told him.
"You too." I readied my stance while he threw away his speakers and readied his guitar in a baseball bat stance. We were waiting for Aizawa's signal. "Start." We rushed each other. He swung his guitar which I counter with my tail strike. I quickly got down and tried to do a leg sweep but he jumped away quickly. I ran towards him while doing another swing with my tail and he counters it with his guitar. "Okay, that slightly hurt my tail. You got a good swing."
"My arms not well off. Guitar's doing all the work." He gave that serious face. He was just testing out the waters, isn't he? He used his guitar as a pole vault and did a jump kick towards me. I dodged a gave a quick jab to his right rib. "Jesus. That liver punch would have fucked me up if it weren't for this vest. Nice hit though. Hurts." He seems a bit winded but he keeps going. He ran at me again only to trip. "What?" He stopped falling midway and did a capoeira low kick which threw me to the ground. I was about to get up but he pointed the guitar at me. "Stay down." My life is boring but I can be damn stubborn sometimes. I used my tail as a spring to get back up and delivered a drop kick to his face. He fell quickly. I was gonna do a ground pound with my tail but he just barely managed to roll away from my attack and did a blind swing with his guitar. He hits hard. It knocked the wind out of me but I kept standing. This is really fun. I was smiling at this point and so was he. "Twenty seconds left." Aizawa reminded us.
"Too bad, wanna finish this?" I asked him. "I couldn't agree more." We ran towards each other. He vaulted using his guitar while I did another bounce with my tail. He was doing another jump kick while I did a superman punch. We hit each other at the same time hard enough that it launched us a few meters away. "Time's up. Both of you did well. Next."
"Is tailfuck really that hard, Deku?"
"You try fighting an expert martial artist without your quirk, Kacchan." Bakugou opened and closed his mouth a lot of times before grumbling and staying quiet. I kinda felt proud at the fact that Midoriya indirectly praised me. "You did well for a human, Mash." Then there's Tooru who is a literal dragon. Not like Ryukyu who has a dragon quirk but a real, fully fledged dragon. That's probably the closest thing to a praise a human could get from a dragon. "Next up, Tooru and Bakugou, get to the ring." Oh boy, this is gonna be interesting. Hopefully Tooru won't hurt him too much. "Time to die, invisibitch."
"He meant that he wants to have a good match. I have a Kacchan-to-English translator if you want them, Tooru."
"No thanks, Midoriya. I bet I could give him a good match." I swear I hear some subtle threat in her voice. I had a feeling that this won't end well. I was right. The moment the match starts, Bakugou rushed at her while raising his right fist. He swung it at her but she quickly grabbed him and judo flipped him so fast, he bounced. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Yeah, he said what everyone was thinking again. Tooru didn't give him time to say anything as she tried to stomp on him. He dodged it before grabbing her leg and throwing her. "So Ojiro, you and Tooru?" I heard Mina say. Tooru said something about making Mina think that they're best friends though they seem to get along legitimately well. "We're just friends." I tried to explain. She's not having it. Bakugou did a drop kick on Tooru but she quickly ducked out of the way and delivered an uppercut to Bakugou's ribs. He got some airtime before falling down to the ground.
"Yield." Tooru exclaimed. "Fuck off." Not the best way to answer but he did a leg sweep which got Tooru quick but she stayed unmoving. "You still sure you're not into her?" Mina kept asking. "We're. Just. Friends." It was getting a bit annoying at this point.
"WHAT THE F-" That was the last thing Bakugou said before Tooru punched him hard enough to knock him out. Everyone was shocked. Even Aizawa was surprised. "Tooru wins. Not bad. Midoriya, please drag Bakugou to the clinic."
"Damn. Your girl packs a punch, dude. Hopefully I don't get on her bad side like Kacchan did." Midoriya said while dragging Bakugou to go see Recovery Girl. I leaned over to Tooru to whisper to her over that match. "You're gonna have to alter some memories after that. Aizawa's getting a bit suspicious."
"Sure thing, Mash. I wouldn't want to be discovered." She did so and now everyone except me thinks that Bakugou beat her. "That memory magic is really powerful."
"Yes, but it takes up a lot of my magic. I could only do it twice a day before I have to recharge on my own." I took note of that. The class went on until everyone was done with fighting each other. "As you all can see, most of you suck at fighting without your quirk with some exceptions. You should see an example in Ojiro, Midoriya, Bakugou, Yaoyorozu, and a few others. They can handle themselves in a fight."
"BUT OJIRO USED HIS TAIL!" Mineta screamed the obvious. He had the bad luck to have Shouji as a fighting partner. "Yes, but it's a mutation quirk. Anyone with a mutant quirk could have done the same since it's basically an extra limb to them with some exceptions like Ashido and Mineta who had to try and restrain her use of acid. That being said, I want all of you to take this training as a lesson and not depend fully on your quirks. Trust me, I've seen too many Pros die because of that. Even one of the top tens back then died when their quirk got nullified." That got a shiver from everyone. "Class dismissed."
Everyone went their ways while Tooru and I took the train ride home. I am not gonna ride her back after that thing in the morning. Once we get back home, Tooru quickly took away her invisibility. She's back to her purple haired girl look with those… yeah. "D for Dragon!" So, she said. What's next? G for Goddess? She wanted to cook for the both of us and I can't really argue with that. Well, until I saw what she prepared. It was her tail. "I'm not eating that tail."
"Why not?!"
"It's a bit creepy that I also have a tail and I'm eating another tail." She nodded and ate it herself. Her tail grew back. "I'll just get ramen, if you don't mind." When we finished eating, we took a quick shower and got ready for bed. Since there's only one bed here, we'll just have to share it. We were facing each other which is kinda awkward. "I don't really need to sleep but a sleepover with friends are always fun." She said, easing up some tension. "It's a bit tight here." I said.
"Sorry. I'll just sleep on the floor."
"I didn't say that you should. It's fine. Really." After some small talk we both fell asleep though I suddenly heard some heavy breathing. I opened my eyes to see Tooru sweating and breathing hard. "Bad dream?"
"Nightmare."
"Something to do with that sword?"
"Yes. I… got stabbed again. In my dreams."
"Hurts?"
"A lot. It doesn't hurt now after you removed it."
"That's good. If you got any problems, you could always come to me, Tooru." She smiled at that. "Thanks, Mash."
"Good night, Tooru."
"Good night, Mash." And we went back to sleep.
Earlier that day…
A young girl who had one horn stared at the sky as she witnessed a dragon fly past the street. Her face was suddenly filled with determination. "I finally found you, Lady Tooru."
{- To be continued...
So yeah, this was the spin-off series. Ojiro's boring life. Since it says boring life, the story would be written that way. THis is, by far, one of the stupidest shit I thought of but I could use this as an opportunity to expand the Guitarverse a bit more by doing crazier shit. Yes, Memory Magic is another term for Asspull. Yes, I wanted to give Ojiro a bit of a push by turning him into the main guy in this side story. If you start questioning my insanity, you are right to do that but remember, this is the same reality where Ronnie James Dio is a literal deity. He wasn't the one who injured Tooru though. He's not that much of a dick. That being said, in this reality, no one is above Dio. He is literally a -1A tier at this point for the memes and shit. And because I like to make Dio over Heaven jokes. DOn't worry though, he won't interfere much in the story other than guiding our characters. Or just Izuku. Anyways, like and subscribe. PEACE!