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Pre- Movie AU
The Teenage adventures of Megamind (Dastardly evil edition) Chapter 1 : High shool?
A small slim teenage boy with a large blue head stood by the high school doors hesitantly his hands, stretched out for the door handle as his hands trembled in fear. What if people did not like him ?
What if they called him a freak or worse? What if Metro Dude tried to turn the student body against him like he did every year? He did not have to hack into the school database to know he was going to Metro High this was the biggest high school in the entire city.
It was a very slow morning in Metro City people were slowly waking from their comfortable beds getting ready to go back to their normal routine after a long weekend the of Metro festival. It was filled with toys, games, and thrill rides ,that would make even the most biggest adrenaline junkie fall to his knees.
The young blue teen did not go though, he just sat in his cell tinkering with his latest invention ,that he had been working on for a few weeks .It was a watch that would allow him to come and go as he pleased, without people screaming or looking at him in an odd way because of his appearance.
"Sir, you have to go in eventually stop trying to make it harder then it is already the sooner you do... the sooner you can start making friends". His friend said he had always been their for him whenever he needed him. He was their he was the boy's lifeline. He was like a guitar solo in a rock song , helpful fantastic , practical and cool.
He is like a ray of sunshine in a cloudy day after a long night of rain. He always puts him first and did what he thought was best for him, rather than think about himself .If it weren't for him he would probably had gone insane like the rest of the inmates that were forced to live in prison.
The boy often sat around his cell thinking about what would have happened on that fateful day if he had not been knocked off course if he had landed in the mansion would he have turned out selfish like Metro Dude?
Metro Dude was the boy's long time rival he had everything that the boy wanted and more friends, respect from the city and a bed. Of course he would never admit that out-loud, the boy was looked up to by everyone as the town's hero and as the heir to the richest family in Metro boy had actually been inside the house once.
Because Wayne aka Metro dude had invited their entire middle school in the eighth grade. It was not his finest hour ,considering that Metro dude had only invited him, so that he could humiliate him in front of the whole school, as he showed off to his army of mindless drones . Almost everything in their was gold and white with hide windows and a big pool in the backyard they even had their own golf course made of gold .
The boy was not a big fan of golf.
In fact he would prefer inventing things in his cell any day, if it meant avoiding those dangerous looking clubs, but the Warden was a big fan of golf. And had asked him to go on a number of occasions he was sort of the boy's father figure.
When he was younger he had almost called him dad; but had stopped himself, because no matter how much he wanted a father the Warden could never replace his real dad. Even if he had only known him for eight days.
"I know that Minion"! the boy said childishly while he folded his arms and then continued. its just... what if the other kids don't like me? what if I am wasting my time here? I had been rejected my whole life I do not know how much more I can take I maybe a alien but I still have fee-lings".
Minion smiled and put his big gorilla hand on his friend's slim shoulder and said" It is going to be fine the kids, are going to love you sir just be yourself okay show them what Megamind the incredibly handsome crimmal genius and master of all villainy can do ".
The boy smiled as took a deep breath and held it as he opened the doors to the school, and gasped as he looked around with child like amazement, the school was so big and clean! The more he roamed around the campus, the more he liked.
Unlike most of the other schools he had been to this one kept it nice and simple. The colors were still white and gold but was painted other colors as well, the lockers were red with shining sliver combination locks, the floor was a magnificent sparking white, Megamind thought it was so clean; he could see his reflection staring back at him.
Not a single speck of dirt or old stale food could be found in any corners of the school. This meant that this school had money it took a lot of fundraisers and budget to keep a school this spotless.
Megamind was so excited by what he saw that, he did not notice a lean blue eyed brunette with hair that went to her neck wearing a red sweatshirt with a small red backpack that had a R on it holding her schedule.
Not paying attention the similar looking red headed girl chatting away unaware that the brown haired girl was not paying attention to where she was going .As she rammed into the boy's small slim, but muscular chest . They both collapsed on the ground their books and schedules falling down on the floor.
"Ow"! they both cried out in union, as they rubbed their foreheads tenderly trying to recover from being thrown on the red head that was speaking to the brown haired beauty gasped with shock and said,
"Oh my god Roxanne are you okay"! she asked as she rushed to her aid helping her up.
Roxanne groaned her sister had helped her up to fast, the room would not stop spinning, as she saw multiple images of her sister blurring in and out like a telescope that was not in focus. She pushed her sister away, and tried to hold herself up but it was no use ,she had fallen backwards towards the floor but someone had helped her up before she could collapse on the floor.
Roxanne opened her eyes and sighed with relief "Thank you ...that was really nice" Roxanne wanted to say more but as soon as she looked at her rescuer she gasped with amazement. He had the most beautiful green eyes she had ever seen . She was so caught up in his eyes ,that she did not notice that he had turned a deep shade of purple as he stared into hers they were so blue it was like looking at a rare sapphire diamond
He smiled and said nonchalantly "It was no problem". as he released the girl from his arms and set her down on the ground, turning so purple that he had to remind himself to breathe .
As soon as he saw Roxanne smile at him his heart leapt in his chest . Megamind looked down at the ground shyly, he wanted to ask her if she wanted to hang out at , he would probably get rejected after all why would a gorgeous girl like Roxanne want to hang out with him.
Roxanne was flabbergasted by how modest the boy was and said, "Don't be so modest that was really amazing! You have really quick reflexes you are so nimble ! ".
Megamind smiled and said, "Thank you even I was shocked at how fast I came to your aid I do not normally rescue people that is usually Metro dush's- I mean dude's job".
Roxanne smiled and shook her head and said "Its about time someone called out that ham he drives me crazy and I hadn't even met the guy yet"!
Megamind raised an eyebrow at that response he had never heard of a girl that detested Metro Dude. In middle school, he heard the girls gossip about how hot he was in the lunch room, and sit their and sigh as they stare at him in class, the occasional mobbing of his personal space to try and grab a part of his body or to keep something of his as a prize like his sooth prefect hair.
"Oh really tell me why does he drive you crazy?" Megamind said seductively without even meaning to , Roxanne blushed a deep shade of red putting more empathizes on her small freckles that Megamind had just noticed and thought they were cute.
"He just seems like a guy that only cares about himself and only took the job of being hero so that the citizens of Metro can kiss up to him and that idiotic sparking smile of his! He just isn't my type I like a guy that has more brains than brawn, because I like to be challenged mentally I need something who can keep me on my toes ". Roxanne ranted her face still trying to recover from the blue boy's suave flirtatious voice he had used on her.
"Ahem". The redhead coughed making Megamind and Roxanne turn around immediately and blush with embarrassment they had forgotten that Roxanne's sister was still there .
She was standing next to Minion who had his mouth wide open with shock, he had never seen his best friend act like that with a human girl or boy for so long; he just assumed he was not attracted to them. But, here he was talking to this human girl that he has only known for a few minutes as if he had known her for years.
Minion recovered from his shock and asked, "Sir are you alright? I was so worried."
Megamind rolled his eyes and said," I am fine Minion stop being a mommy fish I can handle myself".
"I know that sir but this campus is really big and I want to to make sure you are safe ". He said softly to his friend he looked over at the human girl and said
"Hello Miss nice to meet you". as he offered his hand to her Roxanne gasped with surprise at first it was not everyday she had come across a fish that spoke to her but she accepted it with a smile.
Suddenly someone brusted through the hall way doors, the sound of girls squealing and guys cheering could be heard through the halls as a tall muscular teen entered the school, he had evils like hair with a gold jacket with a giant M in the back ,with a plain white shirt with a big backpack thrown over his right shoulder, he had a whole gang of teens behind him with a smug look on his face as soon as he saw Megamind.
Megamind glared at him and said, "Speak of the devil and he shall appear".
Roxanne glared at him as well and walked over towards Megamind.
he smirked and said,
"Hello little buddy how was your summer I hope I did not humiliate you too badly".
Megamind glared at him and said, "Don't call me that, if I was really your buddy you would not have done that !I thought you had changed Wayne I thought you were trying to do what you want to instead of what everyone wanted you to do your a coward !"
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That made Metro Dude's face fall he glared at Megamind and lifted him in the air and punched him in the face, causing his head to hit a locker the force was so strong that it caused a tent in the locker, before he fell down on the ground; one of his cheeks was now a deep purplish blue .
Metro Dude smirked as he cracked his knuckles, Megamind covered his face with his hands, as he braced himself for another beat down. But Roxanne stepped in front of him making Metro Dude skid to a stop and punch the locker as he looked down at her with shock.
'Leave him alone you jerk"! Roxanne exclaimed as she stood bravely stretching her arms out protectively as she stood between Megamind and Metro Dude.
Metro Dude glared at her as he pulled his arm away from the locker "Why are you protecting him he is evil!
"Do you always listen to what your father tells you to do? or are you just simply thinking that, because you are a spoiled rich kid who thinks that he get whatever he wants! because his mommy and dad never told him no".
Metro dude frowned and said "He creates things that hurts the people around him and just look at him"! he said as he gestured to Megamind who was on his knees, looking at Roxanne with shock as he looked back and forth between Metro dude and Roxanne.
"So you think it is okay to bully someone just because they are different you are no hero! you always say you protect Metro city and protect ones in need but you are beating up one of your own, you should learn not to judge a book by its cover and look at its contents".
"Listen you seem like a smart girl, so I will warn you again this has nothing to do with you, he has been causing trouble and he has to be put to justice".
"He hasn't done anything you are just accusing him of doing something wrong so you can beat him up! in front of the student body you are just trying to score some brownie points with this school knowing that they do not like him !".
He shuttered in shock as he blushed embarrassment and Yelled,"That is not true he is evil!".
"You are the only one who is evil here leave him alone !".
"Roxanne what are you doing this guy can rip you into pieces just walk away ". her sister yelled
"No, I won't Sanne he helped out and I want to help him out too".
"So that your name Roxanne can I call you Roxie?"
"No "! Roxanne yelled out
"Whatever so Roxie can I ask you to step aside this does not concern you if you stick around Megamind you are going to get hurt he is bad news".
Megamind looked between Roxanne and Metro Dude he could not stand to see them fight any longer he shoved Roxanne out of the way and said,
"Roxanne run this does not concern you".
"But what about you"? She responded sadly
"I will be fine do not be fooled by appearances I maybe small but my body is ten times stronger then a humans " .
"I don't care I am not leaving you behind"
"Fine if you must stay stand aside I will dis-truct him"
"Do you mean distract"? Roxanne said blankly
"Potato tomato Potato tomato". Megmaind said
Roxanne rolled her eyes and smiled not even bothering to correct him this time as she looked over at the "hero" of Metro city.
Suddenly a whole crowd of students gathered to watch Megamind and Metro dude fight, the crowd cheered when Metro punched Megamind in the face, he smirked as Megamind hit the ground. But ,Megamind got up and glared at him.
Metro dude frowned and began to through a around of punches towards Megamind. But Megamind dogged them all, He did not lift a finger on Metro Dude all he did was rely on his wits to know when to doge his blows.
The fact that Megamind had dogged his blows, had made Metro dude more pissed off than before ,he knew what he was doing was considered wrong but he did not care. He had a bad fight with his father before entering the school ,about how he had to try harder; if he wanted to be greatest hero Metro had ever seen .
But, to do it he must teach the villain a lesson or else he would not be respected by the people if he has soft spot for the villain .
He was sick and tired of his father judging him, no matter how hard he tried he was not good enough for his father. All he wanted was his father to look his way;instead of ignoring him and working all day.
The only time his father acknowledged his existence is when he made a mistake, he had to be prefect all the time. Or else he will never get anything that he wanted. He wanted to protect the city and if his father says Megamind is evil he must be right?
The more time past the more beat up Megamind got, Roxanne looked away when she saw how beat up he had become.
The fight had only lasted ten minutes .But with how badly he was hurt, it look like two hours have crowd cheered for their hero to finish job and to beat him senseless. Roxanne felt disgusted at how cruel people could be beating up a kid because he was different and labeling him as evil because he was different than everyone else.
Megamind held himself up, as he glared at his rival breathlessly he looked like he just got in a fight with a vicious guard dog. His face was covered in bruises and cuts, he was bleeding out of the sides of his mouth, and some of his bones were broken. But, he knew their was nothing he could do, He looked down at the ground ,as the crowd continued to cheer for their hero to stop the city's bad boy as he threw another punch.
"What the heck is going on here?! "?
Everyone turned around to see a tall slim man appear on the scene, he had deep blue eyes with sandy blonde hair and a slim mustache and a hard expression on his youthful face. He glanced over at Megamind sympathetically and offered out his hand, to the poor boy Megamind was so hurt when he went to grab the man's hand it quivered, as the man pulled Megamind up he glared at Metro Dude and said,
"In my office now". !
Metro dude watched the scene with shock "But he's evil he must have brainwashed you or something".
" I have known this boy his whole life and I assure he has done no such thing".
He shook his head as at Metro dude and added
"You should should be ashamed of yourself you call yourself the defender of Metro city and you act like this?!".
Everyone was so focused on the Man, they did not notice a girl with a plaid shirt and deep green eyes, enter the high school she had gold backpack with a giant M in green with a headband with M on it as well.
"I made it Metro high". she said with thick Irish accident
Meanwhile Metro Dude was supporting Megamind carrying one of his arms over his shoulder, Megamind's head was looking down at the ground sadly as he groaned in pain using his free arm to clutch his broken ribs.
Metro Dude was tired of the silence that had been occurring for the past five minutes as they walked through the halls towards the principals office and said,
"You shouldn't do that".
Megamind lifted his confusion and said "Whut?"
"My mother taught me this, take slow breaths if you breathe in too much you are going to make your ribs hurt more".
Megamind looked him with said "Thanks? unsure how to respond to his rivals uncharacteristic concern for well being.
Megamind swallowed and said "I do not not mean to sound rude but why do care all the sudden? after you all you are the one who did this to me".
Metro Dude frowned and muttered "My Dad told me to".
"Whut I couldn't hear you not everyone has super hearing like you Wayne can you repeat that"?! he said as he brought his free arm up to his ear inching closer towards Metro dude with confusion
"My Dad told me too alright". !
Megamind winched in pain at the frequency of Metro dude's voice and exclaimed "Ouch! geez you did not have to yell I was just asking Mr. goody two shoes".
"Don't call me that" !
"Don't call me evil then" !
"I call can call you whatever I want I promise I will do anything I can to stop you because justice never rests"!
"It does when the sleeping pill of evil enters you system!"
"Not if the caffeine of justice stops it ".
"Yes but the migraine off evil can capture you within clutches!"
Ah, but the aspirin of justice will heal my pain!
"Not if the stop watch of evil interferes with your plans"
Metro dude shutters and blushes with embarrassment because he could not come up with anything and then says "Oh, well Shut up".
"I will win this around justice nut".
"Yeah Yeah whatever you say ...Blueberry"
Megamind gasps "You did not"! he said dramatically
"I did"
Suddenly They both get smacked across the head as the man rolled his eyes and says
"Cut it out you two".
Metro Dude and Megmaind glared at each other and looked away
"Justice nut". Megamind muttered under his breath
"Blueberry ".Metro Dude muttered back
end of chapter 1