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I do not own the show, nor any character. All fanfiction clauses apply. No profit could ever be sought nor garnered through perusal of this text. Anyone interested has the right to write sequel, prequel, remake, whathave you. For the most inquisitive, there are author notes in the end.
Blue Man`s Ballad
Listen, children, to my story,
of a blue man who meant well,
Wish for world without a worry,
That`s the talk he liked to tell.
In the MIST he started his trek,
Straight as bat`s way out of hell,
Though the debris of his glory,
he began his revenge spiel.
Blue man`s work was science crazy,
Frankenstein was his penpal,
but he lacked the mojo for it,
So for help gone forth his yell.
Blue Man, Oh, Blue Man, building death ray out of shell.
Blue Man, Oh, Blue Man, ranting out his plans so stale.
So the help cry went to paper,
And the paper went to tell,
That The Blue Man on the mountain,
Would pay for help very well.
Many people met the blue man,
So they shrugged at this bequest,
But a green girl saw a promise,
And she thought it`s worth a test.
As the blue man got his helper,
He allowed his plan to swell,
No more simple revenge wishing,
Rule the world he would as well.
Blue Man, Oh, Blue Man, making moon cheese in the well.
Blue Man, Oh, Blue Man, finding Grail in bathroom stall.
As his plan grew big and shiny,
Redhead spoiled the best of best,
His inventions were so crazy,
But they still failed the crashtest.
Raging, ranting, Blue Man holler`d:
"Shego, get her!" - and do tell,
green girl would defend his honor,
But they always had to bail.
Undererred the Blue Man worked,
Plan and plan and scheme to sell,
Time and time his plans were thwarted,
But he`d never take the quell.
Blue Man, Oh, Blue Man, working day and night so well.
Blue Man, Oh, Blue Man, science of the magic spell.
He would plan, and he would holler,
But the worst was yet to be,
Aliens attacked the planet,
Asked Blue Man - "But what of me?"
Green girl backing him with plasma,
Blue Man moved against the threat,
Redhead, blonde and naked mole rat,
Stood with him - and peace is set.
Now the Blue Man grows his flowers,
On his own noggin just as well,
Green girl mocks him for the failures,
But in secret, she is swell.
Blue Man, Oh, Blue Man, daisies and the protocell,
Blue Man, Oh, Blue Man, saving world by his own fail.
Author notes: This little number is quite obviously written in a minute of merriment. Don`t take it seriously, it`s meant to be silly. If you had a chuckle about it, all the better.