Grab The Skirt

by XiaolinMamodo

Read the prologue. Just a nonsensical story for me and those few people who share my skirt-grabbing fetish. Also, irip stands for involuntarily running in place, that thing where a cartoon character runs in place a bit before moving.

1. Chapter 1

Prologue

Things had been going well for Mystery inc. except for one problem. Shaggy was running away more than ever, even when the others needed him. Fred and Velma tried grabbing his shirt as they usually did, but Shaggy had grown wise to them. He now kept a pair of scissors in his pocket, and used it to free himself, like he did that time during the Werewolf Ghost case. The others weren't sure what to do.

Fortunately, Fate (and Science!) intervened. One day, while investigating strange happenings at the home of an eccentric scientist, Shaggy ended up zapped by one of the inventions. The criminal was caught, but Shaggy was now a girl! And her pants and shoes were now a Brown miniskirt and a pair of high-heels. The strange invention had short-circuited, and it would take some time to repair it. But this, Velma realized, would work to their advantage.

Velma knew that, as a girl, Shaggy would not be able to use the scissors on her skirt, as doing so would expose her modesty. So Velma proposed that, instead of grabbing the shirt, they would now grab the skirt. The others agreed, but Fred did not feel comfortable doing it, so Velma agreed to do it all herself. It worked splendidly! The villains started catching on as well, but Velma, Fred, Daphne and Scooby agreed it was worth it.