"wow i am so hungry #2hungry" said katniss evergreen as she lived in diskrict twelve.

"then get off ur lazy ass and go hunt for some food god dammit i h8 u so much the only reason im stayin with u is because the pussy game rediculus." peta said.

"k" katniss said

then she volenteered for the hunger games.

"welcome welcome to the hunger games im nicki minaj i mean effie trinket. basically u kill each other for my sexual pleasure and the winner gets to eat with me at cracker barrel."

"k" katniss said.

then she joined the hungry games fasion show and become hte girl on fire

"je suis la fille en feu." she anounced at the top of her lungs. "oh fuck this is real fire god dammit cenna i thot u said this wasnt real fire u lied 2 me."

"lmao yea" cinna began. "thats because im the dictrickt 13 tribute and im gonna win that ticket to cracker barrel."

thats when katniss realized she had been betryaed.

(DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OH MY GOSH)