It was an absolutely normal day on the Kidd Pirate's ship. Kidd was bored and randomly throwing people over board. The crew was being rowdy and drinking. Killer was no where to be seen.
But, then Killer suddenly came into view, holding a wrapped…present? The first mate walked over to his captain and gave him the box.
"Apparently, this is for you." Killer said.
Kidd took the box and tore off the card that was taped on there. It said:
Dear Mr. Eustass,
Hi! This is from Monky D. Lufy. Namee saed that I waz bad at speling. So, meen! I fond this gam and thowt u wood lik it. Mary Crissmas!
Yor frend,
Loofy
"Strawhat, you are such a f****** idiot" Kidd laughed maniacally.
The weaker of the crew shuddered.
"Open it." Killer said.
Kidd shot Killer a death-glare and ripped off the red wrapping paper. The crew gawked. It was a board game. More specifically…the wimpiest board game in existence. Candy Land.
Kidd just stared.
"Looks like we found something to do." Killer stated wryly.
"There is no f****** way I'm playing that game." Kidd yelled.
The crew nodded their approval. Being seen playing Candy Land would ruin their reputation forever.
"I'll take off my mask." Killer said suddenly.
The crew gasped in a unmanly gesture.
"What?" Kidd asked, thinking he had misheard the "Massacre Soldier".
"If any of you beat me I will take off my mask." Killer repeated.
"You're on." Kidd said.
Three Intense Hours of Candy Land
"I win." Killer said.
"****!" Kidd cursed.
Later
"Kidd never actually had a chance… I am the creator of Candy Land." Killer told himself. Little did he know that a certain red-head had been spying on his first mate.
By that time next week, Killer's new bounty poster was out. It said:
Killer "Candy King"