So, I put my original story into a French translator, then put it back into English. This is the result. By the way, Rock Lee has several names, such as 'Sway Lee' or 'Dangle Eyes under the Wind'. I hope this gives you some insight on how strange this story will be.
And, of course, I encourage you to read the original.
It was a normal day in the ninja academy. Sunny with the occasional cloud. Oh really and Naruto was annoying to each, as usual. And the daughters of fan were the girly fan. And characters inopportunely were occupied being inopportunely with other characters inopportunely. And Sasuke and Naruto played tic-tac-toe for what accepted Sakura. Only Sasuke lost resolutely. Ouais, rather normal. However although it remains surely that the way for the rest of history.
Iruka raged in with an angry glance on the face which was productive each makes hush up and sit down above directly. Only Naruto had just beaten Sasuke in tic-tac-toe for the sixty third time and to shout, " Yes! I beat you! What a side! You lose! Hectare! Hectare, hectare! " and others of this type. Iruka was in no mood for it today.
" Naruto! Go down from the ceiling! " he shouted. As for tic-tac-toe if you play it the fair side above?
" What has you down, Iruka-sensei? " Naruto asked, in sitting unfortunately in his chair. Sasuke stayed on the ceiling because Iruka had not told him to go down, not to mention, he was sure of daughters of fan.
" I was so occupied by classifying all your papers that I did not accept sleep last night! " Iruka growled.
" But sensei, it makes you ordinarily happy to classify our papers because you distribute so much of F, " noted Sakura.
" Definitely, it and my cat miaows all night, " adds Iruka. " But however, I want you the guys of my hair. Therefore I am going to give you a special attribution. "
" Is it an attribution ninja? " Naruto said, by getting up.
"Naruto! You interrupted me! I am fed up of your surexubérance! I am going to give you a punishment! " Iruka shouted.
" Aw, what is it going to be today? Are you going to make me write lines on advice or market booth on my hands up to all pipes of blood of my face? " Naruto asked, so used in these punishments that he had the very good force of finger.
" No. We are a bit going to blend it above today with a nice book which I bought." Iruka grinned, pulling has book out of his desk drawer titled Pioneer Classroom Punishments of the 17th Century. "Let' s see Naruto Uzamaki, your punishment simple percentage to stand against the wall with has bucket of Sunny D they your head! "
" Purpose sensei, Sunny D wasn't around in the 1800' s, " Sakura stated in her usual smarty pants way.
" Really, even I knew it! " Naruto shouted, although he knows only that since there is three seconds.
"Sakura, it is openly obvious. I say simply that we must manage with that we have." Iruka took a container of two gallons of D Ensoleillé of pence the office and filled it in a bucket.
"In the corner, " pointed out Iruka.
"Really, definitely. " Naruto did not trust the new punishment. But Naruto has the problem trusting in anything of new unless it is a new taste of ramen or something.
"Your attribution is really a requirement. Happily for everything you the idiots, it does not have importance if you accept one F as long as you continue trying," explained Iruka. " Also, everything you nameless people, inopportunely is not going to do the duty of the whole. You are going to go home and continue being inopportunely until you are necessary later. "
"Aww" said all people inopportunely as they went out one after another, by knowing that none of them would ever become stupefying ninjas or really anything of important ever once again.
"Definitely, it is partner's plan. Teams are being supposed to do be the girl-boy, but since we miss in the girls, some people will be the boy-boy. Your partners were chosen of a hat haphazardly. "
" I do not care! Say to us righteous man that attribution is already! " Naruto shouted of his corner.
" I arrive there! " Iruka gritted the teeth and tried to calm down.
"The died cats, the dead cats, " Kiba mumbled as a mantra, the only one who remembered why Iruka was in one if bad mood above all.
"Ah, yes .Thanks for, Kiba. As I said until Naruto if in a rude manner interrupted, your attribution must be in charge of it. " Iruka supported a bag of flowers.
"But why it? What is so special of it? " Ino asked.
"Absolutely nothing. However. As soon as there are in arms of you happy parents "
"Parents?! " Hinata howled and fell down.
"Just leave it there," says Iruka, although that nobody makes a movement to accept it. "Yes, parents. Simulate parents. As soon as this bag of flour is in your arms, it is your infant. You must treat it with kindness. Also, the assemblage of us is today a ninjas which you can know: the Guy of Team, by being made up of the Side under the wind, Tenten and Neji. They have never ended up do duty the last year. "
"We all had flu! " Lee said, by putting his index.
"The guy gave us food intoxication, " displays Tenten flatly.
"I always wonder why I trusted in him to be good in the kitchen, " mumbles Neji bitterly.
" It was a simple error! The sensei guy has just tried to make dinner! " Sway Lee said in the defense of his beloved teacher.
" It does not have importance if they are both whites! Fact to merge of the flour and bleaches a simple error is not! " Neji and Tenten argues behind.
"Shh, do not say it in front of the children, " Shino definitely, I really do not know that you would call it. Definitely, I assume that we shall say that he spoke, but it was of a manner if falling and horrible that it is indescribable. But because this chapter can only be so long, he spoke.
The word of Shino sent the spinal column at the bottom very the world to a shiver.
"By going on, " Iruka said after he had collected himself, " I shall call the name of your partner. You two will accept your flour return and decide on the name. Then you will be in charge of your bag for the rest of day. The person with their bag of flour in the best condition will accept the best quality. Do not abandon! If something arrives at your bag of flour, returns for a new. It is better that the not training of a ninja. Questions? "
" Oh! I have a question, sensei! " Naruto agitated the hand of enragément; D Ensoleillé had overflowed in the past and he had bastes in his office behind.
"Yes, Naruto? " Iruka really did not care.
"Where from do the infants come? " Naruto asked, an insidious smile on the face.
" I DO NOT KNOW! ASK THE GUY! " Iruka shouted behind.
" Oh, no. Do not ask Guy, " said Neji, by shaking the head here and there, the broad eyes.
" But he explains it so definitely!" Sway Lee said juvénilement.
" Too definitely, " Tenten said, her expression the same as Neji.
" Agreed, now your partners are as follows. " Iruka picked up a list and cleared his throat. "The glade the thing of throat? It was only for emphasis. Agreed, first: Naruto and Tenten. "
" Who is it? " Naruto asked.
" Me. " Tenten looked fixedly in Naruto behind.
"Oh. I thought that you left show, " said Naruto sincerely.
"I thought that you were a cone walking of the circulation, but of shows how much we know. " Tenten and Naruto smiled by grimacing almost wickedly, knowing in either way that their association was an interesting twist of destiny.
"What will you call your bag of flour? " Iruka asked them.
"Oh a name, sorry? It is gotta be good. Hmm " Naruto looked at the ceiling fixedly.
"Nymphadora, " Tenten answered.
" This name sucks! " Naruto growled.
" Really, definitely I read the fifth Bait the Potter at present, " said Tenten with a shrug of shoulders.
" Definitely, is then: Hinata and Nej-"
" Nooooooooooo! " Hinata wailed. " Not! No! Nooooooooooo! "
" What is big affair Hinata? " Neji asked, the reduced eyes.
Hinata, looked at the bottom, by pushing the index together. "Definitely " I " "
" Ugh! You are such increase - finished! Do not dawdle just like that! Sit down above! Are you a ninja or are not you? Look at me in the eye when you speak! And do not forget to breathe! " Neji ordered.
" Yes, mister! " Hinata had the difficulty making three every immediately.
Iruka knew that he had haphazardly chosen teams, but things trained completely well. "And what do you want to call your child? "
Hinata began going red apparently. "Um Naru-"
" Definitely, it is ridiculous to call about lower and simple as a bag of flour. His name must be something easy to remember, something not much mattering that. We shall call it 5! " Neji decided with vigor.
" Um 5? " Hinata questioned.
The eyes of Neji glittered. " Is there a problem with it? "
"Not, mister! " Hinata went about things sit down above as directly as a measure, by taking humongous and extremely the sips of air to prove that she had, really, remembered breathing.
" Now for the last of Gars de Groupe: the Side under the wind and Sakura, " announced Iruka.
"Aw, you have fun." Sakura slammed the ample forehead in the office.
"We shall have a so nice child! " Dangle eyes aside under the wind illuminated with its young inside.
"Right. So it is the name? "
"Sasuke jr., of course! " Sakura creaked.
"You call a bag of flour as me? " Sasuke, for righteous man said because he was upside down does not mean that he did not pay attention.
"I call everything after you. It is that a daughter of fan makes. " Sakura made a sign of head with Ino.
" Definitely, this chapter is almost four pages of long, therefore you whom the guys are going to have to reduce on dialogue, " explained Iruka. " Then: Ino and Shino. Oh. Your poetries of names. It is so perfect. "
" Adorababy! " Ino shouted before Shino could take out a word.
" But I want to call it Adorabuggy, " protests Shino.
Ino exceeded his language. " Definitely, it is just too poor. "
" Adorababy right. Definitely, now that more girls are left in the class, here is our groups of boys-boys. First, Choji and Kiba. "
" Who is it? " Choji asked, his cup of words above by the pieces of potato chips.
" Um, greeting, " said Kiba, by agitating in front of Choji throughout of the room.
" Whatever. " Choji continued eating too much. " Our flour' s name simple percentage Sacky. "
" How original of you. Now, Shikamaru and Sasuke, you're partners. The last ones, I think, " Iruka added.
Shikamaru and Sasuke stared at each other.
" Just to get this settled, I'm not mommy, " Shikamaru said.
" You resemble more a girl than me although, " insisted Sasuke, for righteous man because he was upside down do not mean that Shikamaru had each fewer hair.
" Definitely, I do not care. What is the name of the thing? " Iruka asked, by getting worried with how long it took.
" Nasty, " Shikamaru said simply.
" You cannot call the infant of Nasty Sasuke! The name of his infant should be something better! "
" Something Better the name rather well, nice, Sasuke. " Iruka wrote it down. " Agreed. Each comes accept a bag of flour and a leave. "
" Eh! Eh, Tenten! " Naruto shouted.
" Really? " Tenten said.
" My football burst, " shouts Naruto.
Both smiled also by grimacing as an idea formed in the heads, by looking at the flour fixedly return the child in a rather malicious manner.
And so that are how their normal morning began.