All I have to say is, thank you, Danna XD, for putting up with my yaoi obsessions and RPing some good SasoIta for me XD.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto D': ( I wish I did though, there would be a lot of yaoi in the Akatsuki, Haku and Zabuza wouldn't have died, and Sasuke wouldn't have left Naruto D': { because we all know that he enjoyed that kiss XD })
Note: For those who have read the Death Note fic I posted awhile ago (WTF!!!! How did THIS happen?! ~A Death Note Story~ ), I will be writing a second chapter but I'm experiencing terrible writer's block and everytime I go to write the chapter, I just can't think of anything to write. Like I know what I want to put in the chapter but my mind just can't put it all together in story form XD. But yes, eventually the second chapter will be posted.
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Itachi hated his life. He hated his former family. He hated the stupid Akatsuki. He hated his annoying fish of a partner, Kisame. And he ESPECIALLY hated it when the other member's felt the need to "socially interact" with him. But Sasori, he didn't mind so much. Sasori was the only one that didn't piss Itachi off, which was pretty good, according to the Uchiha's standards. In fact, Sasori was probably the only one in the Akatsuki that Itachi felt a deep connection with. Even though he could never bring himself to say it, he had fallen in love with the redhead.
"Itachi-san?" kisame asked as he came in to Itachi's bedroom, without knocking.
Itachi looked up from his magazine and glared at the shark, I swear to god, if he ever comes in without knocking again, I'll castrate him...,He thought as he shifted into a sitting position on his bed, "What do you want, Kisame?" He said darkly, while flipping through the pages of the magazine.
Kisame could feel that he was not at all welcome in the weasel's presence, " I just...erm...wanted to know if I could borrow some soap...?" he asked nervously. Itachi got up, grabbed a random bottle off of his dresser and handed it to Kisame. Kisame looked at the bottle, "Uh...Itachi-San? This lavender scented womens' body wash.."
Itachi glared at him, " Are you implying that my personal higiene products are too feminine...?" He said in a murderous tone.
Kisame flinched and started to back away slowly, " N-no Itachi-San...t-this is j-just fine..."
Itachi continued to glare, " just deal with it." He said as he slammed the door in Kisame's face. Just as he was about to sit back down, he heard someone knocking at the door, Dammit, Kisame. Can't you just LEAVE ME ALONE?!. Itachi yanked the door open, katana in hand, ready to murder the poor bastard that decided to disturb him.
"Itachi, what the hell are you doing!?" Sasori yelled right as Itachi was about to strike.
Itachi dropped the sword, "Sorry, I thought you were Kisame."
Sasori stared at him, "Feeling homicidal today? That's unusual." He said while taking a few steps forward, in to Itachi's bedroom.
Itachi cracked a smile, Sasori always made him feel better, "No, actually. I just don't like Kisame."
"Really? I thought you two were close." Sasori said quietly.
Itachi sat on the bed, "No, not at all." he paused for a moment before asking, "So why are you here, Sasori?"
Sasori shifted uncomfortably on his feet, "I just wanted to wish you 'Happy Birthday'." Itachi looked at his calender. he had totally forgot about his own birthday.
"Thanks, Sasori." He said while attempting to hide the fact that he was blushing.
Unfortunatly, Sasori had seen the pink flash across the weasel's face, "Are you alright, Itachi?" He asked, trying to hold back a laugh.
Itachi looked away from Sasori, "Mhm." he mumbled as he took a pillow and put it in front of his face.
Sasori pulled it away, "I saw you blush. Are you going to tell me why?" He asked.
Itachi blushed even harder and shook his head.
"Alright. I'll just leave then." Sasori said as he got up and headed for the door.
"Wait!" Itachi called out as soon as Sasori's hand touched the door knob.
Sasori turned around and smiled, "Yes?"
Itachi couldn't beleive what he was doing, "Don't leave." he said quietly.
Sasori sighed and sat on the far corner of Itachi's bed, "So are you planning on telling me why you were blushing?" he asked with a smirk plastered on his face.
Itachi fidgeted with the tassle on his pillow, " It's j-just that I...I..." He didn't know how he would even be able to finish his sentence. Sasori cocked his head to the side, not really understanding what Itachi was trying to say. Damn, Sasori looks cute when he does that....Itachi thought.
" You what?" Sasori asked, moving closer to the nervous Uchiha.
Itachi could feel his face turning beet red, " ...I lo-" He was stopped in mid-sentence by cold, hard lips pressed against his own. He opened his eyes wide with shock, then slowly closed them and gave in to Sasori. Itachi crawled into Sasori's lap and wraped his arms around the puppeteer's neck, all without breaking the kiss. Sasori placed one hand around Itachi's waist to support him and the other hand was cupped around the Uchiha's face, pulling him closer.
Sasori broke away from Itachi and smiled, " I guess I've answered my own question then. " Itachi blushed again and nodded, curling up in Sasori's lap. He stroked Itachi's hair, "Now, what were you going to say before I interrupted?".
Itachi smiled, " I love you, Sasori."
"I love you too, Itachi." Sasori said while squeezing Itachi tighter, "More than anything..." he whispered into the weasel's ear. Itachi lifted his head, stared in to Sasori's eyes, and smiled. Sasori smiled back and kissed gently kissed Itachi.
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Itachi paced nervously in front of Kakuzu's door. Sasori had an accident during a mission and he was in a really bad condition when he returned to the base. Kakuzu had been working on him for sevral hours, which made Itachi scared. Was Sasori okay? Why is it taking Kakuzu so long to fix him? Will Sasori die...? Itachi's thoughts were interrupted by the door opening. He looked up to see Kakuzu standing there, wiping sweat off his forehead.
"Get Deidara." Kakuzu said in an annoyed voice.
Itachi was confused, "Why?"
Kakuzu sighed, " Well he's Sasori's boyfriend right? I'm sure that Deidara must have been worried about him." He said in a hushed tone, making sure no one else could hear but Itachi.
Itachi looked into Kakuzu's eyes, " They're not dating" He stated.
Kakuzu looked at Itachi with wide eyes, "seriously?" he mouthed and suddenly said, " Of course they're not dating! This is the Akatsuki, not a dating service! You know how much Pein doesn't like us having relationships!"
Itachi stared at Kakuzu. It's true, Pein didn't like having the other members being romantically involved with eachother and unfortunatly, Kakuzu and Hidan were the first to find out. Pein had caught them kissing in the hallway and said that they had to stop their relationship immediatly because it could distract them during missions. Poor Kakuzu, he was so torn up about it for days and Hidan wouldnt even leave his bedroom for a month. Kakuzu made it his own personal mission to make sure that no one else had to go through the same suffering again, so he went out of his way to keep relationships between members a secret.
" Are you two...you know?" Kakuzu asked.
Itachi nodded and said, " Six months." Kakuzu nodded and beckoned Itachi in to the bedroom. Sasori was lying on a cot in the middle of the room, all bandaged up.
"Nhgg...Ita..." Sasori groaned.
Itachi went to Sasori's side in an instant, grabbing his hand, " I'm here, Danna." Itachi whispered to Sasori.
"Ita..." Sasori breathed as he turned his head to see his lover, " I'm so sorry..."
Itachi smiled as he fought back tears, " It's okay, Danna. All that matters is you're okay now."
"But...I made you worry..." Sasori murmered.
" You're okay now, Danna. That's all I care about." Itachi said quietly as he kissed Sasori's hand.
Sasori smiled, " I'm glad" he whispered before falling asleep.
Itachi stood up, " How bad were his injuries, Kakuzu?" He said.
"The enemy got too close and punctured his heart container. Once he was down, they proceeded to separate his body parts, making sure he would die. So yeah, his injuries were very bad." Kakuzu explained.
"Hn." Itachi mumbled as he left the room. He closed the door behind him and walked to the kitchen to get some dango. When Itachi arrived, Deidara was sitting at the table, reading the newspaper.
Deidara looked up at Itachi, "So how is he, un?" he asked.
"He's fine now." Itachi replied, reaching for the dango that was sitting on the table.
"Why were you so worried about him, un?" Deidara inquired with a cocky expression.
Itachi bit into the dango and looked at Deidara. Did he know? He couldn't have..." Because Sasori and I are close friends." Itachi said in a monotone voice.
Deidara laughed, " Yeah right, un." then he got up and left the kitchen.
Dammit.....he knows.....