'Hey Spiderman,' called Ned from afar the hallway. 'I have news for you. Have you met this new student Viktor? And no I don't mean from Yuri on Ice.'

'Hi Ned, why call you me Spiderman. It's a secret mate. But yeah I saw Viktor he is a hottie I would Yuri on Ice him if you know what I mean.'

'Come on Pete,' snarked Ned. 'I thought we were together forever!' Ned was sad because Spidey didn't like him no more.

'Don't worry Ned. We could do a threesome,' argued Spidey. 'Besides he wouldn't do me anyway.'

Suddenly Viktor came from classroom wearing a pink hat. 'Hey Viktor why do you have pink hat on your head?' asked Ned aroused.

'It's my superpower,' laughed Viktor, 'to be FABULOUS!' He laughed and laughed again. 'Here,' he said and gave Ned a hat too.

'Thank you Viktor. Also this is my bestest friend Pete, he's sp...I mean special.' Peter was so worried Ned will reveal he's spidey.

'Oh so you mean he's autistic?' bluntly asked Viktor. Suddenly the screams of all Tumblr girls was heard across the country as they accused Viktor of ableism.

'No he's just kinda weird,' explained Ned.

'Ok.' Viktor replied and the Tumblritas stopped screeching. 'NIce to meet you Petey,' said Viktor and winked. 'I'm going to the shower just F Y I. See ya.'

'You know Ned I need to meet with someone right now so I'll talk to you later,' said Pete and with his dick hard ran after Viktor but in secret.

As he got to the showers he could feel Viktor's dick with his spidey-sense. It was huge. Spidey took of his clothes and ran into the darkness of the shower.

'Oh hey Pete,' said Viktor washing his butt.

'Hi VIktor again. I came here to also wash my butt,' replied spidey in panic as he didn't know what to explain to Viktor.

Suddenly Iron Man appeared in Peter's mind. He always imagined how Mr. Stark looks like in the shower. But he decided that Viktor's body is nicer and less old and wrinkly. (Also Viktor's dick is bigger.)

'Ok,' said Viktor and continued washing his butt. It was so pretty and polished. Pete just wanted to touch it but didn't because he knew he shouldn't.

Suddenly Viktor was touching his dick. 'Do you mind if I do Pete?' he asked asking for permission to jack off.

'Go ahead, can I watch?' asked Peter.

'Well you can do more than that,' Viktor winked at him. 'You could help me pick up the soap that fell over there.'

'Oh ok,' Pete was sad that he couldn't watch. He bend over for the soap and suddenly as a surprise Viktor's penis was in Pete's butt.

'OH OH OH' he screamed.

'OCH OCH OCH' screamed Viktor.

'Continue, just do it,' said Pete with his ass full of Viktor's dick. 'Yes I love it,' he added.

But suddenly Ned appeared in the corner of his eye. 'SPI..I MEAN PETE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" he screamed loudly.

'I am helping Viktor clean himself...' Pete explained. 'See my butt is like a car wash for dick...'