Late one night, there was big boom boom in the forest. The boom boom made everyone scared, but at the same time they didn't care and just wanted to play runescape with xXspidermanXx. The big boom bang made three living beings, a sparkle boy who was sparkly and a boy, irrelevant boy, and bad guy boy. They all had the power of cool, which is the power of to wow everyone in the room that you are in right now. Sparkle, Irrelevant, and Bad guy lived together for 18 minute year, or 200 second hours, then, Bad guy boy killed Irrelevant boy, which made Sparkle boy really made. They fighted for many minute centries, until bad guy suked the sparkle power out of Sparkle boy making him, Cool Boy protector of the cool. Then, the ice cream man came by and stolen Bad guy boy.
Eighteen years later, Cool Boy, formerly Sparkle Boy, has been training for years to fight Bad guy boy. Cool Boy has harness the Power of Cool, Irrelevant Boy's Power of Weeabooness, and his Best Friend, Bad Guy Boy's Power of Betrayness.
As Cool Boy walked into town, he never ever ever did see nothing ever like this ever before. It was bright and loud. He disliked it. He wanted it to end. He shooted huge blast of Cool Weeaboo Betrayness beam, killing millions. Then he saw the Bad Man Boy. He looked so muchas different. Then, Cool Boy gotted hit by a BEAM! The lastest thing that Coolest Man Boy saw was a shadowy figure with a big arm and tiny tiny eyeball. Then, Cool Boy blacked out.
END CHAPTER 1