Written for comment_fic on livejournal
Prompt was Sylar writing a Dear Abby style column
Dear Teed-off in Tokyo,
I do not know if your life partner is still in love with you, but he does indeed sound very special. Perhaps if I were to inspect his brain up close, I could find out for you. Please re-submit question with your street address.
Dear Generous in Genosha,
For the last time, I am not a sex columnist. That said, I suggest using lotion next time.
Dear Sandra in California,
If your husband has lied to you and made false accusations against you, obviously there are trust issues. I suggest you take your daughter and your cute little dog and stay far away from him and his so-called 'protection.'
PS I guess you can take your other kid too. A son, was it? Whatever.
Dear Petey is Needy,
Are you sure this letter is about your 'brother'? Because it doesn't sound like it's about your 'brother'? Also? Your mom is a piece of work. You need to be on your own awhile and find out who YOU are.
Dear Mad About Dad,
Obviously, you've gone through a lot, what with your father and with the being shunned by the mainstream scientific community. But you should remember that forgiveness is an important part of the healing process. I'm more interested in this 'villain' you keep referring to. He sounds handsome. Maybe all the times you've tried to kill him, you were just too scared to say how much you wanted him. Think about it.