First One-Shot:
Not Again!
DOOM Fangirl: "This is a story posted when I was Miuchi-chan. A lot of people seemed to really like it, so I'm putting it back up, in hopes that more people will like it. After all, that's why I write-for my readers! =) Enjoy!"
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did, most of the guys would be gay, and they'd have massive orgies. Anyway, this one-shot is going to show you what USUALLY happens when Seto and Alister try to, er, "go for it".
Seto had just gotten home from ANOTHER stressful day at work. He HAD let some steam off by firing a few incompetent workers.
Then, again, he thought, MOST of my workers are incompetent…
He had just begun to shout out, "I'm home!", but had only gotten out, "I" before he was tackled by his red-haired boyfriend.
"Hello, Alister," Seto sighed.
"Come with me," Alister said, getting off Seto and running to his boyfriend's room. (You read right: "HIS BOYFRIEND'S room" In other words: "they DON'T sleep together!")
Seto shook his head hopelessly and followed.
He looked around. The only light was coming from a bunch of scented candles, and Alister had already begun to take off his clothes.
"Alister, I KNOW what you want right now, and I REALLY DON'T think that it's a good idea right now," Seto told him.
"Aw, come on! I'll help you…unwind…You know, release some of that frustration."
"I think your method would help me release MORE than just frustration, Alister."
"Seto," the beautiful redhead began looking up at his boyfriend, making his eyes wide and teary (ON PURPOSE, might I add.), "don't you love me?"
"Alister," Seto sighed, "you KNOW I do, but…Oh, the hell with it!" And HE began taking his clothes off.
Soon, both boys were naked, and making out. Alister had just begun to stroke Seto's cock, when…MOKUBA CAME INTO THE ROOM!
"Hey, Seto, how was your…day?" He stared at the two, then turned to his brother's boyfriend and said, "God! Can't you keep your hands off him for ten minutes?" Then, he stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind him, without waiting for an answer.
"God, WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME?" Seto yelled, putting his clothes back on, since the "magic" was gone, and he felt like doing anything BUT what they had been about to do. "Every. Fucking. Time."
"Well, maybe if you'd LOCKED THE FUCKING DOOR, Seto-"
"I don't wanna hear it, now, Alister-I REALLY DON'T."
The redhead sighed, wondering when one of them would EVER have the presence of mind in "the heat of the moment" to lock that damn door, or if they were doomed to never have sex.
DOOM Fangirl: "That's all for the first one-shot! Review! Did you like it? Did you HATE it? I'd like to hear your opinions!"