Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Disney.
A/N: I decided to try something new…a humor thing! So here it is, 31 Ways To Annoy Disney Villains.
1. Call Captain Hook Captain Crunch.
2. When Peter Pan and Hook are fighting, hum "Every Time We Touch"
3. Ask if Ursula would like some sushi.
4. If she refuses, tell her that it's special this time—it's got bits of octopus in it.
5. If she still refuses, throw it in her face.
6. Tell Ursula to walk the plank.
7. Throw apples at Barbossa.
8. Dare Barbossa to eat a rotten apple.
9. After eating something really good in front of Barbossa, tell him that he doesn't know what he's missing.
10. If Barbossa asks for the medallion, ask him if he would like fries with that.
11. Rub Jafar's lamp and wish for world domination.
12. Rub Jafar's lamp and wish for more wishes.
13. Rub Jafar's lamp and wish for some chocolate.
14. Rub Jafar's lamp and wish for a llama.
15. Tell Hades to kill himself.
16. If he asks why, answer, "So you can get a taste of what it's like living in the Underworld."
17. Tell Hades that Zeus has signed a restriction order, so he has to stay away from Zeus.
18. Tell Hades repeatedly that his hair is out.
19. Go after Cruella with a knife, while saying, "I'll skin you and see how you like it!"
20. Ask Cruella for a dog for Christmas.
21. Tell Gaston repeatedly that he has something on his face.
22. Tell Gaston that you've seen grandmas with better aim.
23. Tell Clayton that you've seen monkeys with better aim.
24. Tell Clayton that a gorilla could beat him up.
25. Tell Frollo that the gypsies are on the loose.
26. Tell Frollo that the gypsies want revenge.
27. Say to Frollo in a very serious tone that his mother was a gypsy.
28. Inform Shan-Yu that his falcon is planning to tear out all his hair.
29. Then apologize to Shan-Yu by saying, "Oh sorry, that's right, you're bald."
30. Keep saying to Shan-Yu, "Ooh, you got beat up by a girl!"
31. Tell Maleficent that you've seen more terrifying butterflies.
A/N: Well, that's all I got. If it's not funny to you, well, that's okay…I'm not a terribly funny person. Review anyway. If you thought it was funny, review!!! Please!!!