disclaimer:I love soulcaliber but do not own any of its materials

Tira age:17

Astaroth age:7 (years since creation)

Sophitia age:25

Cassandra age:21

Zasalamel age:infinite

Kilik age:23

Yun-seong age:18

Seon M-na age:23

Raphael age:32

Darth Vader age:unknown, estimated around 30

THE BEGINING

Tira walked throught the forest distraught in her mind of what a tree was

TIRA:What the hecks a tree, i mean i know but what is it

And suddenly right at that moment everything went white and she was in a well lit room with a leather couch and sometype of shiny box.

TIRA:Where in the hell am I?

VOICE: welcome to springfield!

TIRA: what the hell?

VOICE: you will soon be joined by people you may be familiar with, you won't be needing that weapon

Tira's ring sword disappeared mysteriously and she panicked

TIRA: what? i needed that!

Voice:no you didnt not for what you are about to experience

TIRA: fine then mister party pooper

Tira then sat on the leather couch and pouted.

Meanwhile in a magnificant home

RAPHAEL:Amy? did you get the eggs done dear?

AMY:no you idiot i haven't even got out of the bed

RAPHAEL:well i haven't even got out of the bathroom

AMY: i never really understood why you slept there

Raphael got up out of the floor of the bathroom and proceded to the kitchen

RAPHAEL:do we even have any eggs?

suddenly everything went white around him and he was suddenly in a well lit room looking at a tired Tira sitting on the couch looking back.

RAPHAEL:what the?, well its been a while since i've seen you

he reached for his rapier, it wasnt there

RAPHAEL:damn must have forgot it in the bathroom

meanwhile back at Raphael's house

AMY:RAPH? Amy walked around looking for him

AMY:i wonder?

Amy then walked into the bathroom expecting to see Raphael but instead saw his rapier

AMY:oh crap not again

Amy sulked and walked out of the bathroom and laid back in bed

AMY:i'll deal with it in a couple of days.