A/N: This not meant to hurt or offend anyone in any way, it is purely for enjoyment and funny purposes. And btw it is funnier if read with a 'surfer dude' voice such as Michelangelo form the Ninja Turtles.
Disclaimer: I am not JKR ( for obvious reasons)
On with the story!
Stone Thingy the Harry Potter Dude and the Red Glowing Stone Thingy
Like, chapter one: The Harry Potter dude
So, like one time, this dude, Harry Potter was born and let's just leave it at that 'cuz you like don't wanna hear all the details about how he came out. Then like, one year later, this evil dude, Lord Voldemort, DUM! DUM! DUM! Who's name I'm like not suppose to be saying cuz, like, I don't know, I'm just not, okay? So anyway he went up to the Harry Potter dude's house and instead of knocking he unlocked the door just by saying "Hello Memora!" (I don't know who Memora is but, hey!) Then the Voldemort dude took a shot at Harry's dad… well, he really didn't like "Take a shot" at Mr. P, cuz, like, there's no gun, It's just a metaphor dude. He just said "I vanna go potty!" and Mr. P died a horrible death, sniff… I knew him well (well not really). Anyway he walked into the little tike's room and was like "I will, like, kill this innocent child and stuff! Muahuahuahua!"
"Will you keep it down!" said Mama. "Little Harry's trying to…What! You're gonna like, have to go through me first!"
So Voldemort was like, "okay." And "I vanna go potty!" and, poof! She's gone. (Man, what a jerk!) So, like, the big jerk like, went after the little dude, and that's not right cuz he's like, little and like a dude and you just don't go around killing dudes, dude! Then, he like, did it again, "I vanna go potty!" But this time, the little dude used "the force in him"… oops wrong story! Okay, somehow, he sent the deadly blow right back at him, hmm, catchy tune! He sent it right back at him, he sent it right back at him! Give it all that you got… sorry about that, dude, my bad!
Well, Voldemort died, or so it seemed! DUM! DUM! DUM! (I love doing that.) But he left Harry with like, a cool lightning bolt tattoo. So he's like, cool for that cuz no one else ever survived "the potty!" Then, like, the house blew up, but once again the little dude survives! Then, like, this really big, huge guy, who's like, bigger than my grandma showed up on a sweet ride, it was like, a flying Harley! (I gotta get one of those!) So the big dude, picked up the little dude, and there was like a huge size difference, even bigger than the one between a dog and a cat. So then they, like, went on the big dude's sweet Harley and were like, flying "(Sang horribly and way off tune.) I'm flying, I'm flying look at me, way up high…uh…something, something, something, something, flying!"
Like the end of chapter one
A/N: don't bother flaming, "Fooey to all those people!"