Here is an edited version of one me and my best friends convos!
Disclaimer-all characters belong to the amazing the best author ever J.K Rowling
And half the idea comes from my best friends head!J
James speaking
Sirius speaking
"ME BORED!" "Wanna play a prank on the Slytherins?"
"OHHH! Yeah. I say we kill Snape …or Voldemort."
"NO VIOLENCE!"
"Hmmm. well...we could always redecorate the common room. Or turn them all into Flobberworms or something."
"YEAH!"
"I know we can sneak into the Slytherin dormitories and die all their hair red and gold then vanish all their clothes but make it look they are still there, so basically they are wearing invisible clothes but they don't know it!"
"But they'll just put more on."
"Yes but they think that they aren't invisible so they don't and even if they do they will be putting on more invisible clothes!"
"What? Confuzzled. I think I've been confunded."
"How are you confused?"
"Who confunded you?"
"I dunno maybe Malfoy!"
"Right that's the last straw no one confounds my best friend and gets away with it!"
"We could make Snape sing love ballads to Minnie every time he opens his mouth"
"OMG. AMAZING. Let's do it. And if we get caught, it was Wormtails idea."
"Of course. I hate the sneaky horrible treacherous RAT!"
"Right so which are we doing"
"I vote for the singing Snape and hair die"
"So do I."
"Or we could tattoo across their foreheads I love pixies"
"Nah."
"Gilderoy would like it. He is in Slytherin"
"He would. I love it"
"Not him, the idea."
"Shudders who could love him."
"EW."
"We should write this down in the Marauders Guide - A Conversation Between Pranksters"
"Yes. Yes we should. I was reading it in Transfiguration; we had to do research on Animagi so I read our notes on it under my textbook and got off with it. Yay."
"AWESOME!"