Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: Rogue receives a lesson in how to be a true Southern belle from her aunt Blanche.
Warnings: None
Word Count: 158
Challenge: Ficcers Unite's Disney Challenge for 6-7-10 to write a Disney crossover between one or more fandoms
Disclaimer: Blanche and the Golden Girls are & TM their respective owners, not the author; are used without permission; and may not be used without permission. Rogue and the X-Men are & TM Marvel comics and Disney, also not the author; are used without permission; and may not be used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
"No! No! No! Not like that at all!" Blanche Deveraux exclaimed, her perfect, ruby lips tisking at the young child before her.
"What?" the girl asked in confusion. She'd barely began to speak! "All I said was - "
Blanche held up a hand. "Stop right there, Anna Marie! A true Southern belle does not allow buttah ta melt in her mouth! Now repeat aftah me. Ah."
"I."
"No. Ah."
"I."
Blanche shook her head and slowly drew out the word. "Aaahhh."
"Ah," Anna Marie said, opening her mouth as though she was showing her tongue to a doctor.
"No," Blanche corrected again. "Softah, shugah, like a mere breath o' air." Again she emphasized each distinct character. "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh."
"Aaahhh."
"Now shorter. Ah."
"Ah?"
"There!" Blanche beamed her approval upon her niece. "Ya have it!"
Anna Marie smiled as she secretly thought that she hoped "it" wasn't catching and that not all the lessons of how to be a real lady like her Aunt Blanche would be so confusing.
The End
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