Hey guys! This is really short... and it's my first crack!fic... So yeah... It was inspired by my best friend, BabyBlueBeluga, telling me about this crazy dream she had, so I decided to make an FMA fanfic off of it :)
Edward was standing in a room; he couldn't move. No matter what, he couldn't take a step. And for some reason, Roy Mustang was yelling at him like usual… Except it was in a different language. French, maybe?
Alphonse was solemnly translating in his soft and sweet little voice, "I believe he hates you, Nii-san. I think you should move to the left."
Edward was about to make a nasty comment; why couldn't his little brother see that he seriously COULD NOT move a muscle? And it was obvious that Colonel Bastard hated him…
"I like hamburger," A raspy, familiar voice stated. What the…?
Ed stared down in shock. A little poodle with Envy's green hair and cold eyes looked up at him expectantly.
"I like hamburger!"
"AGH!" Edward screamed.
-*FMA-
"Nii-san! Nii-san, wake up!"
Ed groaned, a little headache nestling deep in his skull. He sat up and gave a withering look to the suit of armor standing next to the bed.
"Brother, we have to leave soon! …What's wrong?"
Edward pinched the bridge of his nose and propped his head up with the other hand. "Al, I had the weirdest dream ever…"
Well, this might not be my best because I wrote it about four or five months ago (and yes, I've gotten better since then), but I still remember how fun it was to write this :) So review, please!
-Dfire