In an act of rage tward VIZ, I'm writing this really strange fanfic. I like it, don't know about you.
Summery: The Naruto cast finally had enough and escaped to the real world to destroy VIZ!
Disclaimers: I don't own Naruto because this is -sigh- fiction
Chapter 1:
Never leave you laptop on
There I was, sitting in my extremely messy room rewriting one of my Naruto fanfic chapters for the umpteenth time that day. I was passing time until I could pick up my best friend so we could go to the cosplay convention.
'I wonder what I'll do first when I get there?' I thought scanning over the pages of the chapter 'Oh, yeah…….kill that damn VIZ representative! I still can't believe they butchered Naruto like that……..I mean……The Evil Eye for Byakugan!'
"ASH!" a male voice only known as my father called up to me braking into my thoughts "You ready to go?"
I sighed. I'm a girl, and yet they give me that nickname. The reason they call me that was because of my obsession with Pokemon until I was 12, the fact I looked like Ash from Pokemon with long hair, I wanted to leave home as soon as possible, and I acted like a boy. There was also my cooking skills that lived up to the name.
"No, but I will be!" I shouted. I pulled out my netted shirt and black sweat pants. "I still have a good hour before I to pick her up." I murrmered as I dug my clock out from under the piles of junk.
I took me ten minutes to look like Itachi, with the exception of my blue bangs. I noticed I left my laptop on as I wrapped my feet in white fabric. I shut the screen and walked out my door.
'I'll be back.' I thought as I headed for some raman based breakfast and a bunch of cameras taking pictures of my costume.
I ate my beef raman in semi-piece until I remembered something…..my wallet! I had saved all summer to buy all the most awesome anime stuff I could find. I finished my raman quickly and ran back upstairs to my room. I thought I heard people talking in there, but I blew it off as threw open the door.
"Where the hell is it?" I asked search franticly threw my side table. I was not going to lose my wallet, AGAIN. "Where is my wallet!"
"Looking for this?" I turned around and saw Kakashi holding my wallet between his fingers on the other side of the room.
"HOLY SHIT!" I screeched as I found myself on the floor. I turned my head noticed the door was still open, I kicked it closed with my foot.
"ASH! Stop swearing!" I heard my step-mom screech from the floor below, I was too much in shock to let that sink in with me.
"Who the hell are you?" I asked reaching for my crimson colored bow. There was no way that this could be………
"You write fan fiction on me and you still don't know who I am?" He asked in disbelief
"There is no way you can be Kakashi! He's an anime character that has been--"
"--Currently butchered by VIZ." He finished my sentence "You are Vanessa, also known as Ash and Ash's Girl of fan fiction . net , right?"
"There is no way you can be Ash!" Naruto appeared next to me in a puff a smoke "Ash is a girl!"
"I AM a girl!" I said smacking him with my bow "I'm cosplaying!"
"As Itachi." I turned my head to see Sasuke and Sakura standing next to Kakashi. I got up and leaned against the wall "Not a good cosplay, after all, Itachi isn't 5'1''."
"Shut up. Your as tall as I am." I said shaking my head in disbelief "For the record, who else is in my room?"
After about a dozen puffs of smoke, I saw Lee, Gai, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji (who was currently snacking on the bag of chips I had in my room) Gaara, Temari, and Kankurou.
"--the fuck?" I said as I looked around the room. My room was just large enough to hold all of these guys with enough room to breathe and walk a little. My room used to be a gaming room before my brother moved in with us."What the hell is going on!"
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SWEARING!" My step-mom roared from somewhere. I wonder to this day if she listens to every last word I say in my room.
"Sorry!" I shouted walking up to Kakashi "Why are you guys here and where did you come from?"
"We came from your computer." Gaara said while sitting on my bed
"We figured that we been butchered enough by VIZ, and decided to take a stand." Gai said striking his trademark pose, along with the teeth going PING "We can not let our youth be tormented by such an evil company!"
"Ok, tell me this. Why choose me?" I asked as snatched my wallet out of Kakashi's hand "There are many more powerful people out there that have more than me, who want to take down VIZ. As much as I hate to say this, go find one of them."
I put my wallet in my pocket and reached for my laptop. I took it and sat down on my bed between Gaara and Temari and opened it back up. Everyone flinched and backed away from the laptop.
"What?" I asked shutting the screen.
"We go back the way we came." Kiba said "We touched the screen of your laptop--"
"And you go back to Konoha." I said looking around the room. Everyone nodded. "You still haven't answered my question. Why me?"
"Pull up your right pants leg." Kankurou snickered.
"What?" I asked to the unusual request
"It will explain everything." Sakura said
I pulled up my pants leg to show my bare tan skin. "Happy?"
"Not yet." Neji said as Temari touched my leg. It burned and seared my skin, I felt someone push a pillow over my mouth as I screamed into it.
My eyes flashed on someone with white and green robes offering they're hand to me. An old memory of a car coming at me, and few Naruto scenes from both my fanfic and the anime flashed in my eyes until the pain finally stopped.
"What did you do to me?" I asked once the pillow was removed. I looked down at my leg to see the head protector symbols imprinted on it, encircling my calf. I touched it and it didn't sting at all.
"Nothing." Neji said leaning on my dresser "You had that mark since you were 7."
"No I didn't!" I shouted him "Did you not see leg before Temari touched it! It was normal!"
"You don't remember anything do you?" Naruto asked. I shook my head, 'no.'
"I guess you brother did more damage then we thought." Gaara said in that monotone way of his.
"So what am I?" I asked as I got on my feet. I pulled out my backpack and put my laptop inside it.
"You're the Link Mage." Tenten said "You connect the worlds of fiction together. That includes our world."
"Link……..Mage?" I asked them trying to grasp the concept
"If our world changes too much, we are allowed to call on strongest half-human/half-fiction child of your world to defend ours." Choji said throwing away the long since empty chip bag "The strongest one is called the Link Mage. We don't chose who they are, they just seem to always be there."
"Half-fiction!" I shouted at them "What the hell does that mean!"
"How troublesome." Shikamaru shook his head "You can't even put two and two together. Your mother was a fictional character!"
"The marking on your leg proves it." Hinata said "Only the Link Mage has the marking of our world."
I looked down at my leg. It did come out to a pretty cool tattoo. "So, what do I have to do as the Link Mage?"
"Destroy VIZ." Shino said. I nearly burst out laughing for the first time since I saw them.
"Your kidding me right!" I said while trying to hold back the laughter "I've been wait to do that since I found out they got the rights to Naruto."
"Nope." Ino said shaking her head "You have to bring down VIZ in any, way, shape or form. We don't care about how much blood there is as long as our world is saved."
"YES!" I shouted. This was like a dream come true. But then it hit me…. "How exactly am I supposed to keep you guys around? I mean 16 people following me around is REALLY obvious."
"ASH!" My older brother Justin's voice called up to me "You got to go! We have to pick up Cheryl!"
"We thought put a way for us to travel." Kakashi said as they all did hand symbols. With a poof they were all in the center of my room, inch high, tied to a metal loop with a metal chain.
I got off my bed and picked them up. "Keychain no Jutsu?"
"You could say that." Kakashi said dangling from the metal loop in his head. I nearly burst out laughing again.
OMG Gaara, as a keychain………is so cute! I thought as I examined them.
"ASH!" My father shouted my name
"COMING!" I quickly pulled off Sasuke from the rest of them and attached him separately to my necklace. "I'm doing this so that you don't kill Naruto, and Sakura and Ino will be quiet."
"Hm." He said as I hooked the rest of them to my sweatpants. I grabbed my Itachi keychain Cheryl got me for my birthday,from on top of my TV. I hooked him on to my bracelet I had underneath my sleeve.
"I makes it look more realistic." I said as I headed out the door. Can't wait to tell Cheryl.
ummm...yeah. I am really ticked at the Japanese for selling the rights to Naruto to Cartoon Network and not Adult Swim. So, what do I do? I write an fan fic about they're ultimate down fall! But be warned...VIZ is a dark dark force to fight.
R and R Please!
Ash's Girl