May 1st, 2007

(A/N I would just like to note that this isn't a real story it is just a dream journal. Read if ya want but don't give me reviews that say that it is boring. If it is I will just have to remind my conscious to give me more gory storys for your amusment. -that was sarcasim if ya haven't notcied-)

DREAM UNO

Kay, so im in rthis video game and there is this crazy lady who wants to through us into a pool of alligators

obviously the point of the game is to stop her

so we go up stairs with our guide (!?)

I think I was a cat and my friend was a wolf (why the hell do wolfs keep coming in my dreams?)

the guide was human

we hit buttons to make to trees glow and to open up little caves for points

we keep going up the stairs when I realize that this passage won't work

so i jump off with my amazing jumping powers (You know how in video games you can fall down a lot and not lose much life? Well that was kinda like that.)

so I see this dog stuck though a wall so only his head was peeking out and a cow statue. I jump off the dog's head and backflip on a rafter.

the rafter was above my friend and the guide

the evil lady sees me and starts pressing the button to feed us to the alligators

im just like "It ain't gonna work cause seriously the big bad thing never happens until the end not in the first five minutes!"

It breaks

'cept now it made me float

but i can't control it

so im bounching around grabbing jewels in the air (You know like points)

and i fall on this roof of the doorway

there i find a choclate egg

5 guesses with what I did with that egg

Yes I ate it

congratulations, you win a sticker for guessing right ('cept for Chelsea if she reads this cause she will guess something perverted)

so this teenage girl comes in and starts screaming that i will eat her egg. (cause they can't see me from there they don't know that I already did)

I throw the wrapper at her.

THE END

DREAM DOS

I'm in line at this place that looks like a dressing room

I'm going to watch my parents audition for Endurance (!!!!!!?????)

i forgot to make my video so I couldn't

so my dad goes in

I look up and whaddya know

there's Ryan Secrest

(now this is knida a cross between Endurance and American Idol)

So I talk to him about random stuff (you know kinda like, hey what's up? How's life?)

My dad comes out all sad cause they didn't like his singing (Kay, thanks for the weird images)

So my friend Jenna comes up to me with her video

except she is in Christina's body (!?)

she really doesn't care

then this kid named Pat comes up to us and just stands there and I'm just like "Why the hell are you here?"

Jenna just shrugs it off

she says that her video broke so she just has pictures on her camera

i look through the veiwfinder and see these really little pictures of her hugging random people

she says that she is just gonna hold it up to the camera onstage to show people it.

Pat voices his opinon and says that it sucks

I agree

Jenna shrugs it off then leaves to go audition

i turn around to ask my mom if they will be here tomorrow to audition so I could make a movie and try to audition myself

she says there will be

i turn around and Pat is gone so i'm just like

"Finnally!"

THE END