Insurance Girl Meryl Stryfe Always Gets Her Report In

by Namine's angel

Even if there's no one to give her final report to, Meryl will still write it up. Set after the events of the anime, and a sequel to Year 127, Planet Gunsmoke, Meryl Stryfe Goes Out Into The World. A parody of Phantom Thief Chiyoko Kubozono Absolutely Never Makes a Mistake by Powapowa.

Long ago, long ago,

Though it feels like yesterday,

I was ordered to stop Vash the Stampede,

Who was last spotted in Felnarl

I almost fell asleep on the ride there

Here and there, people were crowded everywhere,

And it made getting info hard for a moment or two

A lovely song was stuck in my head

If I remember right, it was the one that she

In five days, we were off to Inepril City

I'm going to see this through to the end!

That donut-crazed man was Vash the Stampede,

Spreading love and peace throughout the world

I think I did well

Hopefully, it'll be enough

As I stared at the sky,

I let out an annoyed sigh

I watched you, as you looked torn

There's no going back

I'm going to see this through to the end!

This peace-loving man was Vash the Stampede

I'm sure that everything will work out

I'm not going to say goodbye again

Alright?

Alright?