"Okay let's get started with the first episode of Sasori and Deidara Q+C+A Channel! If you're wondering what 'Q+C+A' means, it means Question+Comment+Answer! So you can send me a question or a comment and there will be answers to whatever you send! I will tell you how to contact me at the end of every episode! So let's go!" Dango-Chan waved the dreaded paper around before looking at it to read to first point.
1.) What do you think of Naruto?
"Good question, Deidara you should go first!" Dango-Chan patted his shoulder.
"Don't really know, un. I haven't really met him yet, yeah." Deidara said as he grabbed Dango-Chan's hand, "And don't pat me, Un!"
"Brat, you don't remember that you fought him after we obtained Shukaku from the kid?" Sasori shook his head at his partner.
"I don't remember what I don't remember, yeah!" yelled Deidara angrily.
"Riiiiiight… Okay, next question!" Dango-Chan looked at the list.
2.) Deidara, do you like Sasori?
"WHAT? I'm not gay for crying out loud, un! I do not like men, un!" Deidara started to reach for his clay, but before he could, Dango-Chan sprayed him in the face with a hose. "What did you do that for, yeah?"
"No blowing up the studio! I don't have the money to fix it!" Dango-Chan screamed at Deidara.
"Idiot." Said Sasori under his breathe.
3.) Deidara, do you like men?
"I just said I didn't like men, un!" said Deidara as he, again, reach for his clay. He then remembered what would happen if he opened his pouch and crossed his arms.
"Next question!" Dango-Chan smiled at Sasori.
4.) Sasori, do you like men?
Deidara roared with laughter as Sasori glared at him.
"No." said Sasori as shook his head.
5.) What is the Akatsuki base like?
"Good question! I was actually wondering about that as well!" Dango-Chan smiled.
"Big…" Sasori looked at Deidara.
"Really big! When I first became a member I got lost on the way to the training grounds, un!" Deidara exclaimed.
"Woooooooooow!" Dango-Chan said with her mouth wide open.
6.) Why do the Akatsuki paint their nails?
"I don't know, un. We were just told to do it when we joined, yeah." Deidara scratched the back of his head.
Sasori just simply nodded his head.
7.) Deidara I love your hair!
"I know, right! Its so soft and shiny!" Dango-Chan started to touch Deidara's hair.
"Uh... thanks, un?" Deidara sweat dropped.
"Who comes up with these questions anyway?" said Sasori.
"Fans of the Akatsuki, my friends and me. Why?" Dango-Chan tilted her head to the side. "Anyway thats the end of our show for now! Please send a private message to me if you have a question or comment! You can also send it to my email at ''. Chow for now!"