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"Miroku!" sango yells wile slapping miroku, shippo looks at inuyasha "not again, we need to stop this once and for all" "what you mean we" he replies. "Don't blame me it's my stupid possessed hands" Miroku yells to sango. "You sure" she replies stepping towards miroku"ya" he replies wile running away "that's rite, run... you no good monk". "Ya know what you should do" shippo asks sango "what" she replies "kick him in the nuts next time" replies shippo. "I'll do that... thanks shippo" sango replies. Shippo smiles.

Later

"Where's miroku" Shippo asks sango "who knows who cares". "Shippo come here" inuyasha says to shippo "there he is" shippo says pointing him out "ya shippo you found him all right" inuyasha says with a hint a sarcasm. They run over to him shippo winks at inuyasha "hey miroku... sangos not mad any more and she thought it over and she realizes... you do have possessed hands". "ya, and she said she wont mind if you touch her butt any more" inuyasha says. Miroku sparks up "really". "Ya" reply shippo and inuyasha at the same time miroku looks over at sango. (sangos POV) "What could they be talking about over there" sango waves to them. Inuyasha and shippo wave back (the 3 boys POV) "aright" says miroku.

About 10min. later

Shippo picks a flower "here sango I picked this for you". "Why... thank you shippo" sango replies miroku glomps sango... sango perks up... shippo winks to her as if saying you know what to do... "Mirokuuuuu" sango growls at miroku then kicks him in the nuts "oooooooooooooh... owy" says a high pitch miroku. Shippo and inuyasha crack up. Miroku...still high pitch "you... guys... set, me, up" miroku falls over. Sango, madder than ever walks, over to inuyasha and shippo.

Shippo and Inuyasha stop laughing and shrink in fear of the very, very pissed off Sango.

"Inuyasha...shippo..." she growled, the two gulped and waited for Hiraikotsu to come at them.

"KAGOME!" she screamed, Inuyasha and Shippo turned white. If there was something worse than a giant boomerang hitting you at full speed, it was calling Kagome.

"Have mercy!" Shippo wailed and hid in InuYasha's robes.

"Hey wait for me!" too late, out from the forest came the black haired school girl with her oversized backpack.

"What's wrong Sango?" she asked, while Inuyasha (with Shippo still in his robes) was desperately trying to climb to the tallest tree, Sango explained the whole thing to Kagome.

"Inuyasha! SIT BOY!"

"AAAAAAHHHHH!" and down went Inuyasha, being pulled by the enchanted beads and made a loud echoing 'thud' on the ground. Luckily, Shippo was smart enough to jump out of InuYasha's robes before he got smashed but he too fell on the floor.

"Owy..." Shippo rubbed his sore tail; he looked up and found two VERY pissed off girls. He gulped and looked for the other men for help. Miroku was still on the floor crying that he would never be able to produce and heir, and Inuyasha was still kissing the dirt.

"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!" Kagome screamed again, Shippo had to move away and watched in horror as InuYasha's face continued to hit the ground.

"...ouch..."

"Shippo!" she called, the little fox demon gulped and looked up at Kagome.

"Y-yes?"

"No sweets for a month"

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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