Super Strong Special Agents
A NCIS/Animaniacs/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers crossover/parody
By Madelynne Rabb

I had a late night one night working on a paper, and being tired the next day (and stuck in an incredibly boring class) led to this. Thanks to MegaBlue's Power Rangers Universe for supplying the script.

I have made a few changes that I feel make it closer to Power Rangers. For example: Yakko is the leader, but he's blue! The leader is traditionally (and has always been) red, so I switched the colors. But I switched the powers as well, to keep with the colors they're assigned to in the Animaniacs original. Since "Rita's" three cohorts don't have names in the original, and of course there are no real NCIS counterparts, I just made up some fun ones. Also, all of the songs are taken from Animaniacs, with only minor changes made.

Cast:

Yakko Warner (Red Ranger – power of the anteater)...Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Wakko Warner (Blue Ranger – power of the blowfish)...Anthony DiNozzo
Dot Warner (Yellow Ranger – power of the platypus)...Caitlin "Kate" Todd
Dr. Scratchansniff (Otto – the Zordon-type person)...Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard
Thaddeus Plotz (owner of the Warner Bros. Studio)...FBI Agent Tobias Fornell

"Rita" (a Rita Repulsa wannabe w/ a buzzard's nest on her head (& actual buzzards!)...Dresnana
A dog with a Scottish accent...Billarnok
An green alien creature...Nenuthip
A pink warthog wearing gray armor...Krughavox

Gibbs, Tony, and Kate stood in the NCIS office with a Marine, his wife and their small daughter.

"Thank you, Agents Gibbs, Todd, DiNozzo. Thank you so much," Mrs. Crittenden effused.

"It was nothing, Mrs. Crittenden," Tony demurred.

"All in a day's work," Kate added.

To the Marine, Gibbs said, "Corporal Crittenden, it's our honor and duty to serve you." He pulled out an NCIS ballcap and handed it to the young girl. "Here ya go, sweetheart. Now you stay out of trouble, you hear?"

"What do you say, Natasha?" her mother prompted.

"Thank you, sir," Natasha replied shyly.

"Thank you again, Agent Gibbs," Corporal Crittenden stated I don't know how you do what you do, but you are amazing!"

At that, Gibbs, Tony, and Kate looked at each other and chuckled a bit.

From her fortress on the moon, a woman looked at the scene through her giant telescope. "Oh, those goody-goody Agents!" she screeched. "And that Gibbs – he confuses me. One moment he's gruff and mean, but he's been nothing but a softie to little kids." She turned around to her loyal underlings. "I'll get those Agents! But how, I'm wondering."

"Why don't you send some of your warriors to fight the Agents?" Krughavox, a large pink warthog, supplied.

The woman, whose name was Dresnana, replied, "The Warriors, of course! That's quite a plan!" She turned to the left and fired her wand. In a corner appeared three warriors in gray spandex suits with darker gray head masks and glasses with swirls for eyes.

The warriors performed various kicks and "ki-yaas" as Dresnana walked over to them. "Ah, my warriors! Do as I say and destroy the Agents, goodbye!" She fired her wand again and the warriors disappeared. Krughavox & Billarnok, a white dog-like creature, walked over to her.

"So long, Agents!" Dresnana cackled as all three laughed.

In a Washington park, the Agents were singing to a bunch of little kids.

"They sailed due west to the Philippine Islands," Gibbs began. "Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near. But then someone shouted, 'I think they're attacking...!' Magellan said 'Wha?' and got hit by a spear."

Kate and Tony joined in, and all three sang. "Whoopie ti yi yo, farewell Magellan. You almost made it, it's really not fair. Whoopie ti yi yo, oh ghost of Magellan, the East Indies Islands were right over there."

The little kids applauded them. "Gosh, that was great!" said one little girl.

"Thanks." Gibbs responded. He whipped out another NCIS cap. "Here ya go, sweetheart!"

"Hey, I liked your song, too!" added a little boy, in a pathetic, sort-of whining voice.

Gibbs chuckled. "OK, Sport." He whipped out a cup of vanilla soft-serve frozen yogurt. "Here, have a fat-free yogurt."

The little boy took the yogurt and almost started crying when he saw the girl next to him with the ballcap. A few moments later, Dresnana's warriors appeared about 300 feet away from them.

As the warriors continued their various kicks and "ki-yaas," the children became scared and ran away screaming. Gibbs, Tony, and Kate watched the kids run away, puzzled. They turned the other way and saw the warriors. The Agents jumped off of the bench, looking very tough.

"Looks like trouble," Gibbs remarked.

"Let's get 'em," Tony added.

"Right!" the three chorused, bringing their arms up in a flexing motion. The three leapt into the airand made funny faces as they flew through the air.

((B-G song: Super Strong Special Agents... Hey, Hey, Super Special Agents!))

Gibbs, Tony, and Kate landed opposite the warriors. The warriors continued their various "ki-yaas" & posed in karate stances. However, the Agents weren't amused. Gibbs gave them a "brush-off" and the Agents matched their poses.

The warriors performed their various stances one last time, and all three of them leapt back and jump-kicked towards theAgents.

The Agents reached behind their backs as the warriors drew closer... and pulled out large cups of Gibbs' favorite coffee. They splashed it over the Warriors, which caused them to melt.

"Right!" The three chorused again, flexing their arms once again.

"I always knew there was something about that coffee," Tony quipped.