Me: Hello readers! Okay, so, for like, the past three years or so, I've imagined scenarios where I get transplanted into different animes. Well, I recently discovered the fanfiction theme where the Akatsuki get turned into kittens and get sent to our world! So while it's way overdone, I decided to try my hand at it. Art is originality, so hopefully I can do a, well, original take on this idea!

Deidara: Art is explosive! Hn!

Sasori: For the last time, art is immortal!

Deidara: Sasori-danna, your "immortal" art *makes gagging sound* wasn't so immortal, was it?!

Sasori: …

Hidan: Shut the fucking hell up, or I'll sacrifice your asses to Jashin-sama!

Me: Okay, you are not turning my story into an insult contest! All of you are great, so get along, or else! *exudes killing intent*

Deidara, Sasort, & Hidan *in fear*: Hai, author-sama!

Me: *sigh* Now that that's settled: I decided to revive a few people, and make minor tweaks to some people. And also: If you're not up-to-date with the manga, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS! Just saying that now! Naruto, take it away with the disclaimer!

Naruto: Author-chan does not own me or anyone else in this story, except for herself, so please, don't go and be a killjoy and false-report her for copyright infringement. And she's using a fake name, for security! Sayonara, minna!

Me: Naruto, that's not what we rehearsed! And don't say goodbye baka, I haven't told the story yet! *chases while wielding a poison-laced kunai*

First Person POV (in 2021 – so YEARS from now!)

It was a lovely summer day, and I was relaxing on the grass in my backyard, reading the latest Naruto manga volume that had arrived in the mail yesterday. I flipped the page, and then I heard something drop on the porch – it was somewhat heavy from the sound of it.

I ran out front, and there was a large box on my porch, and no one in sight. I then heard a loud chorus of meows coming from the box. I opened the top, and nearly fainted, because inside the box was a cluster of 23 of the most adorable and oddly colored kittens I had ever seen. I quickly closed the box back up to prevent any escapees, and then I pulled the box inside my house.

Once inside, I pulled the box into one of the spare bedrooms and started emptying out the kittens, checking their gender, which proved useless as every single kitten was a boy.

I also noticed that the kittens seriously needed a bath. Leaving the kittens in the room, I went to the bathroom which had a large 7 person tub. Once I had filled it with about 5'' of warm water, I rounded up the kittens and dunked them all in the bath. I grabbed the closest one to me, a solid black one with black eyes, and lathered the special kitten shampoo through his fur. I rinsed it off, and that's when I noticed that the other kittens had mixed levels of jealousy on their faces. I giggled; it really was adorable.

I scooped the freshly washed kitten out of the tub and dried him off with one of my pet towels – I ran a cat washing business. Once he was mostly dry, I took a good look at his face, and my heart melted; it was the cutest face I had ever seen on a cat. I quickly planted a kiss on his forehead, ignoring the hisses of jealousy from the tub, and then suddenly, the bathroom was filled with steam. When I opened my eyes, I no longer held a freshly washed and towel clad kitten; instead, I was holding a soaked, sexy, and very naked Sasuke Uchiha. I fainted with a nosebleed.

Third Person POV

The various ninjas – in kitten form – watched in envy as Sasuke, the emo guy in the group, got bathed, and towel dried, and even kissed! Then suddenly, there was a poof of smoke resembling when Naruto did his "sexy jutsu," and then Sasuke was human again – and completely naked. Not that they hadn't seen each other in the bath houses, but… well… yeah. Then the girl fainted with a steady – but thin – stream of blood flowing from her nose.

Most of the group busted out in laughter, until Nagato – always the level-headed one – reminded them that they were in the care of this perverted girl. Suddenly, they feared for their safety. With effort, they managed to scramble over the edge of the tub, and found Sasuke checking the girl's vital signs. Nagato simply walked over and swatted at his leg, causing him to look down, and realize he was naked.

Sasuke quickly found a towel – his face tomato red the entire time – while the others laughed at his plight.

Renee came to a few minutes later. After she looked around and saw Sasuke, she looked in danger of fainting again, but instead she simply crawled and sat against the wall. She said, "So tell me… if you're real and here, are the rest of those kittens from your world?" Sasuke nodded, since they had already figured out they weren't in their world anymore. Renee then said, "So, let's sort this out. I gave you a bath, towel-dried you, then gave you a kiss on the forehead, and POOF! You're human again. Is that correct?" Sasuke said, "Yeah, pretty much." Renee said, "Okay… my day just got a whole lot weirder. So which kitten's who?"

Pointing to each kitten in succession, Sasuke said, "Kiba, Kakuzu, Shino, Naruto, Suigetsu, Itachi, Asuma, Choji, Kankuro, Shikamaru, Kisame, Juugo, Hidan, Guy, Kakashi, Nagato, Neji, Obito, Gaara, Deidara, Sasori, and Lee."

Renee said, "Okay, so let me get this straight: all these characters from my favorite anime show up on my doorstep as kittens, and now I have to turn them back into their human forms, aka super sexy and handsome and very naked guys." All the guys were silent; they were truly speechless. Then suddenly, Renee's face flushed, she pinched her nose, and then proceeded to stuff two tissues up her nose. The little drop of fresh blood dripping down her upper lip gave away her nosebleed. The ninjas sweatdropped.

She then sighed, and said, "Okay, I am going to go to the store and get you guys some bathrobes. Please, nobody leave the house. I don't want to have to round you all up. Do not go into any rooms please, and don't attack my own cats because while they may look harmless, they will attack if provoked."

The kittens nodded, and with that, Renee left.

First Person POV – Renee

I made my way to Goodwill; always a good place to start. I made my way to the Men's section, found the bathrobes, and found that I was in luck; they had 30 large bathrobes. I grabbed 23 of them and made my way to the counter. After paying for them – and ignoring the funny looks I got – I took them to my car.

When I got home, I found Sasuke outside the – closed – bathroom door. I raised an eyebrow at him and he said, "They're trying to kill me, and I don't know why; all I hear is hissing!" I laughed and said, "They're probably jealous that you got to be human again first." He just shrugged. I went into the bathroom and found that Sasuke was right; there were 22 kittens exuding various levels of killing intent at him. I handed Sasuke a bathrobe; while he had covered his waist, his six-pack abs were still more than distracting.

I turned back to the kittens and said, "Okay, so the first few will be tests on what exactly is required to make you guys human again. I had an idea while I was getting the bathrobes; there's a fairytale story called "The Princess and the Frog" and basically, the princess kisses a frog and he turns into a prince. In this case, it will be kittens turning into ninjas that I believed were simply fictional until an hour ago. So, who wants to go first? Well, I guess Sasuke was first, but you get the point."

The Hidan, Deidara, and Guy kittens stepped up. I did "eenie meenie minie mo"(sorry don't know the real name) and landed on Hidan. I gulped. "Okay, here goes nothin…." I reached in, grabbed Hidan, and planted a kiss on his forehead. The bathroom once again filled with steam/smoke, and there stood a human – and naked – Hidan. He said, "Thanks bitch." I turned red and developed a tick mark on my forehead. "What… did you say?"

He said, "Are you deaf? I said, 'thanks bitch.'" I stood up, turned towards him, and slugged him in the jaw so hard that he was knocked out which, based on the kitten's faces, was a first for the immortal Jashinist. I turned back to the tub and said, "So, is anyone else planning to insult me as soon as they're human again?" They all shook their heads rapidly. I straightened up, smiled, and said, "Good! Now, next!" and I grabbed the Deidara kitten. After planting a kiss on his head, he, too, was human again. He simply walked over to the counter, wrapped himself in a bathrobe, and then draped one over Hidan's body, since he was still out cold.

(skipping 20 more kitten-human transformations)

Now, my bathroom no longer contained two humans and 22 kittens, instead it now held 24 people, each of which were soaked. Yes, I was also soaked because picking up 23 soaked kittens and kissing them one after another will practically give you a bath.

I said, "So… how on earth did you end up teleporting from your world to mine, and as kittens I may add?"

Nagato said, "Well, uhm… I'm quite sure you know about the Allied Shinobi Forces from the Fourth Shinobi War a few years ago," I nodded "and so after the war ended, that Allied Force stuck around. The Akatsuki members were revived – and I mean truly revived, not half-alive like the Edo Tensei does – and we joined the Allied Shinobi Force. So, representative members were chosen to sit on the council. The original thought was to only have the five kages on the council, but that would be no different than a Five Kage Summit. So, two levels of the council were selected; the upper level has Naruto, Sasuke, Kankuro, Temari, Ao, Suigetsu, Akatsuchi, Roshi, Karui, Yuugito, Tsunade, Gaara, Mei, Oonoki, and A."

"In short, two semi-powerful representatives of each major village as well as the Five Kage are part of the upper level. The secondary level is much more expansive and would take a long time to name, but those of us here who were not mentioned in the upper level are on the secondary level. Some meetings are restricted to the upper level; those are for more classified issues. Most of the time though, Meetings include both levels. This was one such occasion. We were waiting for the other members to arrive, when suddenly we lost consciousness. When we came to, we were kittens and in a box."

I nodded; it did make sense; and that reminded me; my manga book was still out in the backyard! "Be right back!" I yelled. I barreled down the hall and out the door, dashed into the yard, grabbed my book, and ran back inside. My book retrieval had taken less than 30 seconds, and while I was gone Hidan had rejoined the world of the living. "Sorry… about… that…" I panted "I forgot my book." I held it up, and then I finally realized that it was a NARUTO MANGA VOLUME! I tried to hide it behind my back, but I truly was no match for a badass ninja's speed; Naruto had grabbed it because, of course, it had his name and face plastered on the cover. I went to the wall, reared my head back, and slammed my forehead into the wall so hard that it left a dent in it. I prepared to repeat the process – ignoring the throbbing pain in my head – when a pair of hands restrained me.

I heard Sasuke say, "Don't hurt yourself, just explain; what is it?" I sighed, and said, "Okay, let me get an ice pack first. Follow me!" And they complied.

I led them to the kitchen where I pulled an ice pack out of the freezer and then applied it to my head. I led them downstairs to my media room; it was soundproofed and set up like a movie theater. I walked over to the wall, pulled on a partially hidden rope, and the curtains pulled aside, revealing my book cases full of Naruto DVD's, manga volumes, games, posters, and other merchandise.

I waved my hand indicatingly toward the collection and said, "In this world, your world is documented in a manga series, anime series, movies, and even games. I have dedicated the past three years of living on my own to getting the collectors editions of everything. This shelf is pristine; the posters are the only things that have been opened, and as you can see, they are in picture frames made of fire-proof and bullet-proof glass and steel; and no matter how hard you look, you will never find a single fingerprint on this shelf; everything was handled with gloves and masks at all times." I then took in my new houseguests' faces; they were all staring slack-jawed at my collection. I then pulled the rope again, closing the curtains and breaking the – apparent – spell. I then said, "So, who wants to go on an episode and movie watching marathon?!" And cheers erupted from the group. I said, "Okay, take your seats, I'll get it started." As everyone decided where to sit, I went into the tech booth and powered everything on. I then pulled up my copied disk files, and hit "play" on the first episode.

Me: Hello everyone! In case you're wondering; no, I did not kill Naruto. However, I am definitely never allowing him to do a disclaimer again!

Naruto: Sorry author-chan.

Me: *sigh* I forgive you this time, but you still don't get to do a disclaimer again.

Sasuke: Alright, that's great and all, but what about me?! Why did I have to be the first one naked?

Me: *shrugs* just be glad I didn't go with my other idea. *grins evilly*

All: *cowers in fear*

*Another voice*: So when do I get to come into the story?!

Me: Get out! And maybe in a chapter or two! *sighs* keeping all these ninjas in line is a pain in my- HIDAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Hidan: Getting rid of this fucking noisy beast!

Me: THAT'S THE WASHING MACHINE DUMBASS! NOW STOP!

Hidan: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BITCH!

Me: SHUT THE HELL UP! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IMMORTAL, I'LL SHOVE JASHIN AND YOUR SCYTHE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE COUGHING THEM BACK UP!

Hidan: *runs away screaming*

Me: *Clears throat* sorry you had to hear that. So yeah, review please! And if you flame, I can be a bitch, so be prepared to receive your rudeness right back at you!