Summary: Sokka has fallen for a beautiful girl. Problem? She's a Fire Bender Princess. Bigger problem? She's Zuko's fiancée. Ah, well, he has more important things to worry about anyway, like saving his own sister from Zhao, who is using her for bait. The Avatar? No silly, Tsubasa, Zuko's fiancée and the one Sokka's falling for! But maybe Zuko will save Katara from Zhao first… Ok, I'm going to shut up before I give the whole story a way.

Author Notes: There's like a love…octagon or something going here. SokkaXOc ZhaoXoc ZukoXkatara AangXbeans…yyyyeaaaahhh

Chapter One

Thus The Insanity Begins

There are many places Tsubasa would rather be right now. Like, burning in a furnace, or hanging herself from the ceiling, or maybe even sitting at the dinner table with the King of Omashu. Shutter. Ok, maybe not that. But with that being that second worst place she could be, this was the first. Being chased by Fire Benders. Her own people! Her own guards! She personally knew one of them, Azi! He had saved her from certain death (certain death being she nearly walked into the bathroom while Iroh was in there and Azi quickly informed her that the old man was on the toilet and she couldn't go in until they did a 24 hour decontamination routine)! Now he was chasing her through the woods. The woods of all places. It could have been the beach, it could have been an open field it could---

"AGH!" Tsubasa ran face smack into something…err someone. A boy. A guy. Well, that awkward stage where a boy is almost a man but not quite there. So…a guy. WHATEVER. She needed protection so she quickly hid behind him.

"What the---" The boy started. He looked up and saw the Fire Benders running towards them.

"AH," he yelled and hid behind Tsubasa.

"Hey, I was hiding behind you," Tsubasa yelled. The guards were getting closer.

"Well…I didn't know you were hiding from Fire Benders," he yelped. Not yelled…yelped.

"Your no good anyways," Tsubasa screamed, "your voice is still squeaky!"

"Is not," he squeaked.

"Is too! You just squeaked!"

"I don't squeak!"

"You did it again!"

"I DON'T SQUEAK!"

One of the guards coughed and said, "Uhmmm excuse me?" The two looked and saw that they were staring blankly at him.

"You did squeak," Azi comfirmed.

"RUN," The boy yelled. There was really no need because Tsubasa was already ten yards ahead of him, and gaining. The boy followed behind shortly.

"…Huh, huh, I think…I think we lost them…" The boy (err guy WHATEVER) panted.

"Yeah…" Tsubasa gasped collapsing on the ground.

The boy cleared his throat. "I'm sorry for hiding behind you. I'm Sokka."

"…Tsubasa…"

"God bless you."

"No," Tsubasa panted, "that's my name."

"Oh," Sokka muttered "sorry."

"So, Sokka do you think you could carry me?"

"Uhmm…why," he asked.

"Cause I'm about to pass out." And so she did. Sokka sighed and not carried but dragged her to where Aang, Katara, and he were camping out.

"What do you mean you lost her," Zhao shouted.

"The last time we saw them they were headed north, at least we know that," Azi reported.

"North of the island, eh? Well, that's where the Avatar is…humph…I can bag two prizes in one…" Zhao began laughing manically.

"Uhmmm sir?"

"What," Zhao asked short temperedly.

"…Your pants just fell down."

Me: And thus ends the insanity!

Tsubasa: Yay insanity!

Sokka: Yay hot girl!

Zuko: Yay I'm gay!

(Tsubasa, Sokka, and I stare at Zuko)

Zuko: What? It rhymes.

(Zhao holding on to his pants) Ok who pulled my pants down?

Me: It was probably Zuko. He's gay.

Zuko: WHAT? It was probably YOU! You're…uh…your face!

Me: Yyyyyeah it was Zuko.

Tsubasa: What kind of boxers does he wear, Zuko?

Zuko: Silky maroon…I mean…I don't know!

Me: Zuko you're a terrible liar.

(Zuko looks around) Sokka did it!

(Sokka looks up from stuffing his face) huh?

Zhao: Actually they were silky evergreen. I wear the maroon ones in bed.

(All stare at Zhao)

ME: Ooook I'm going to just wrap this up! (runs away)