Well this is just a random thing that came into my head during a P.E lesson, enjoy the randomness! P.E stands for Physical Extermination….

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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… that is the reason he is still alive…..

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It was a normal lesson of torture, I mean P.E and everyone was being forced to do the dreaded running. Holly looked worriedly at her friend who was also called Holly, it looked like she was about to have an asthma attack.

There was a sudden crash at the back of the gym and none other than Orochimaru burst through the wall!

Everyone in the gym: Oo

Instead of his usual sound headband he was wearing one that said "Asthma" on it.

Suddenly he ran wildly at the Holly who looked like she was going to have an asthma attack while shouting "ATTACK!"

She started to run away in panic from the freaky Michael Jackson look-alike (wouldn't you if that happened?)

Another loud crash and 20 sound ninja, all in pink, cheerleader outfits came through the roof and landed in a perfect human pyramid. They all started singing "Go Orochimaru,Go Orochimaru, give me an o, give me a r, give me an o,c,h (etc.)"

Suddenly Holly had an idea and darted behind the human pyramid, she then rammed into it from behind.

Orochimaru was completely flattened by the falling sound ninja, purple bow thing and all. Suddenly another crash was heard and Kabuto wearing a full acrobat outfit hand flipped through another hole in the wall.

"OMIGOSH Lord Orochimaru!" he shouted in a very posh English accent and then whipped a giant spatula out of thin air and peeled a very flat (yet still freaky) Orochimaru,off of the gym floor.

He then put him into his pocket…somehow and hand flipped back out of the hole in the wall he created. All of the sound ninja then disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Everyone in the room: Oo

The gym teacher broke the stunned silence with "right funs over, back to running!"

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Right this probably sucks XD hmmm I do find Orochimaru to be freaky, I mean why does he keep having to lick his lips… Anyway that was very random I know but that's my mind for you.

I welcome flames…. For they are pretty!