Note: This story idea was by me. Also, half-credit goes to titancrazee for ideas. I also don't have anything against Raven, so if those of you think I'm beating down Raven, I'm not. It's just fun for me and titancrazee to call her a emo. JK.
Disclaimer: Mushmin(me) does not own Teen Titans. I only own this keyboard.
Robin: But your Mom got that for you!
Me: Shut up! *throws spoon*
Drunken Tamaranian
It was a bright and sunny day. The city was bustling, no villains were stealing, robbing, molesting young girls, or stealing cars. All was quiet, except for one place. That one place was Titan's Tower, where the five young heroes by the name of 'Teen Titans' lived. Robin was training, Cyborg and Beastboy were somewhere doing who-knows-what, and Starfire and Raven were meditating.
"Raven! Raven! RAVEN! RAVEN!!!...RAAAVVEEENNN!" shouted Starfire. They were both in the emo's room, having girl talk, meditating, and jut doing what girls do. "For the UMPTEENTH time, WHAT, Starfire?!" replied a very frustrated Raven. "I wanted to ask you something." replied Starfire shyly. She never liked to ask Raven that many questions, since the emo had anger management, and sometimes could be really scary. Starfire gulped and waited for the reply. " What? Can't you just go ask Cyborg? Or Robin? I'll bet that he'll do anything just to TALK to you. Go on, ask him!" said Raven, with one eye open. She had resumed meditating. Starfire sighed. " Well, I went to go find Cybrog, but, when I got to their room, Cyborg and our friend Beastboy were 'wrestling', and-" the Tamaranian was cut off. "Wait....'wrestling'?" aksed Raven, who now was sitting on the ground instead of floating, and both eyes were open. "Well, yes, but it looked awkward, and Beastboy was-" She was cut off once again. " Shit, Starfire, was Cyborg's hands down Beastboy's pants?!" " Um, I didn't see, but, they were grunting, and it looked like what Speedy had attempted with Aqualad!" said Starfire, whose blood was rising up to her cheeks. The tow girls remembered what they had walked in on at Hive Academy. Speedy had his hands down Aqualad's pants. Raven facepalmed. "Oh dear god, Starfire, don't mention this to anyone." said a frustrated Raven. "Of course I won't! Raven, my dear friend, do you think I would do such a thing?!"