Yellow everyone, thought I'd do a one-shot since, I felt left out and decided, what the hell. Please note that I am aware Sally is Kuki's granddaughter, but for the sake of my amusement, she is her daughter. Got a problem? Come meet me at my house, Mr. Chainsaw and I will be waiting. However, this may turn into another story if anyone likes it enough instead of a one-shot. I'm using this for now because S.W.A.P. is a bit hard to think of new chapters, so I usually have a plan B.


It was a normal day at home. Wally was sitting on the couch, watching T.V. Not much as changed since the past 20 years. Wally still very much had his same old hairstyle, and he even still wore jeans, though his orange hoodie, was now just an orange t-shirt. He couldn't quite remember why he wore that thing, even on hot days. He looked over and smiled at his wife, Kuki, who was walking by, sighing at Wally. He was always watching that damn thing, but, he was still a fun guy to be around. Kuki could feel something grab her from behind as she walked by the couch, to which she turned to her husband, who had an evil flirty smile on his face. Oh yes, he is certainly fun, in more ways than one. Kuki however, could hear arguing in the next room.

"Common Molly! Give it back!"

"Why do you play with this stupid thing anyway? It doesn't do anything besides sing that cruddy song."

Kuki walked in the room, seeing their two daughters fighting over possession of an orange Rainbow Monkey. Kuki had given that to Sally, since she was much too old for it. She told how special it was to her, since it very much symbolises her love for Wally, since they had matching colors. They never did get to have any sons, to the disappointment of Wally. Though he's learned to cope. In fact, he sometimes thanks he didn't have any sons. Why? Well, his daughter Molly, who was like a sandy blonde girl, was very tomboyish. She had once beaten up a 2nd grader while in kinder garden, a 3rd grader while in 1st grade, and a 5th grader while in 2nd. All were boys by the way. Wally would always talk with the neiborhood fathers, and while they would always say how great their sons were in what ever, Wally always had the biggest grin when he told them that his daughter could do more than any boys. He even kept a scrap book with photos of the boys she had beaten, to his amusement.

Sally on the other hand was more like her mother Kuki. She was much kinder than her sister, and a whole lot more playful, which always disgusted Molly. Sally even adopting Kuki's love for Rainbow Monkeys, which Molly always bangs her head about since she has to live with that. What was more annoying was that they were twins. Molly and Sally were both born on the same day, so birthdays were always a nightmare with the two very opposite girls. Though it wasn't too bad, since Kuki always knew what to get Sally, and Wally was more in tune with Molly. Molly always found it weird that their mother is the only one who's name didn't end in a y, or sound like "lly" at the end of their names. Wally, Sally, Molly. Way too weird. Since Kuki never actually address their father's name beyond Wally, unless she's angry with him, they always assumed it was considered just Wally. Still, their names rhymed, and Molly thought it might have been Kuki's idea to have a family with names that sound alike. Their mother was always a little different afterall. Then again, it could be because Wally sucks at names.

"Molly, give your sister her Rainbow Monkey back." Kuki said, a little bit upset.

"Fine." Molly let go, causing Sally to almost stumble back.

"Why do you always pick on your sister?"

Molly decided not to look her mother in the eye. "Why can't she be more like dad? He's fun."

"Sweety, you only think he's fun because his profession involves punching people."

Over the years, Wally decided to have a job he could relate to. So, he became a pro fighter. And a damn good one. He rose in the ranks in a weeks time, and soon enough, he was even on T.V. Wally makes a good couple thousand bucks, and he sure is happy in doing something he loves. Besides, even if he ends up in pain, with welts and a black eye, he knows he can come home to his wife, who sure enough with ease his pain with a few kisses. Molly would always cheer her father on, and curse at anyone who punches him while watching his matches. Sally would usually join in too, if only for her father. She's not in to beating people that much. Kuki on the other hand, has been taking martial arts lessons. Why? Well not because she's Japanese, mostly because one time, someone had actually kissed her, despite being married. She could remember screaming for Wally, to which he jumped out like an angry wolf, shouting, "Get away from mah woman yeh prick!" to which he beat the snot out of him before he decided to take off. She hopes she won't have to rely on her husband too much. She doesn't want to feel as helpless as she may seem, with her kind attitude and cheerful look. She wants to be able to judo flip anyone who dares try to kiss her again.

"Oh you know you don't hate your sister," Kuki said, a slight smile. "I know how much fun you two have when you do something you both like."

Molly gave her mother a slight glance. "Yeah, I guess..."

"What the hell! How could yeh drop teh damn ball!"

Wally's shouting could be heard back in the living room. He was watching football, and someone must have fumbled. Wally was known for getting pissed if someone screwed up. His family soon joined him in the living room.

"What are you watching honey?" Kuki asked.

"Football, one of teh players is a moron."

One. One. Why does that remind her of something. Soon, an idea popped in her head. "You know what would be fun?"

"What?" Wally asked.

"What if we invite Nigel over?"

"You know, that does sound loike fun. Ah haven't seen the bloke in weeks."

"Oh, oh!" Molly started. "Can we invite over the Gulligans too?"

Why?" Sally said. "So you can see Manny again?"

Molly turned her head, blushing a bit. "Shut up. Besides, we all know you like Devlin."

Sally's face was equally as red. Kuki simply smiled.

"We'll invite all our friends. I've missed them."

Wally smiled. "I'll get a hold of Nigel and Hoagie." He said, pulling out his cell phone.

There ya have it. Now if you guys like it enough, I'll make it a full blown story. Right now it's complete, but if you guys really like it, I'll do more.