These characters don't belong to me; they belong to the creator of Bleach.
This is just one of many one-shots I wanna start about what Captain Hitsugaya and his sword, Hyourinmaru talk about in their spare time. Hyourinmaru being a sword, I assumed, he'd have an animalistic view on life. Here's the first conversation.
This happened before Aizen betrayed Soul Society.
A normal day…well afternoon. Matsumoto was asleep as usual, so Hitsugaya decided to do something he hadn't done in a while; talk to his sword.
'Hey Hyourinmaru, are you there?'
'Of course I'm here, idiot, where else would I've gone?! What do you want?'
'I try to have a friendly conversation with you and this is how you react?! Fine, never mind. I have paperwork to do anyways…'
'Well you never try talking to me any other time when I want to talk. sigh But I am glad to hear from you. What's been going on?'
'Oh, nothing much. Matsumoto fell asleep on me again so I decided to wait till she woke up to finish the paperwork.'
'You should be a little nicer to that woman, you know.'
'…Don't start that up again, Hyourinmaru.'
'Look, it's my duty as a part of your soul to let you know these things. And I'm here to tell you you should be nicer to all these girls you've got following you around. You never know-'
'Shut it!'
'-When one of these women will-'
'I mean it, be quiet!'
'-become your mate.'
'sigh How come every time I talk to you all you want to talk about is my personal life?'
'You're getting older now. I assume you've matured physically?'
'Blush that's none of your business.'
'Well I know your not an innocent little kid anymore; I saw the way you've been eyeballing that vice captain of yours! And I must say I'm relieved that you chose females over males. I was afraid for a second you might end up gay.'
'Gee thanks a lot. But really Hyourinmaru, I want to talk about something else for once-'
'What about that female with the pretty little bun?'
'Who, Hinamori? She's just a friend! Come on, let's talk about something else. I'm still really young so I've got a lot of time to think about that in the future.'
'Little boy, in the dragon kingdom a male dragon spends his whole life preparing for the day they can meet their mate. I wish I was as lucky as you to have someone to help them choose a mate.'
'Yea? Where's your girl, huh?'
'I actually have a few. ahem Now back to you.'
'No, I don't want a girlfriend right now. Hyourinmaru I'm not a dragon. I'm a human being and people don't spend their entire lives preparing anything, let alone for someone they have yet to meet. Especially not guys.'
'Then why do you allow the large chested female to follow you, if not to eventually-'
Matsumoto stirred and woke up.
"Hey, Captain." She said, threw a yawn. "Still not done with that paperwork yet?"
"I would be if someone wasn't sleeping the day away and had helped me with it." He spat back.
Matsumoto pouted. She looked thoughtful for a minute then.
"Well, I'd better get home. It's getting late and I can't legally do anymore overtime."
Hitsugaya glared. "You did that on purpose! I knew there was a reason you stayed all those nights!"
Matsumoto got up from the sofa, a large grin visible on her face, and left the office.
'I like her.'
Not sure where I'm going with this one, but please tell me what you think. This was just a warm up story. Please review!! :)