Little Red
After a Stranger on Omegle (yes I go on, don't judge) asked me to "tell [him/her] a story" I started to write one, one line after the other, no original direction. Just see where it led:
One day,
a little girl was walking through the forest.
She had been told by her grandmother:
Do not leave the path.
But the little girl was a Bad-ass,
so she did not listen to her grandmother.
She left the path to pick flowers
and a wolf found her and said:
Hey, I'm a Wolf!
and she replied:
Hey, my name is Blue.
and the wolf growled:
That's a stupid name!
So she killed him.
The little girl named Blue
continued her walk through the forest.
She walked until she met a man.
This man had an eye-patch.
He felt threatened by the young girl named Blue,
so he stabbed her.
But this did not kill Blue,
because as we all know;
Blue is a Bad-ass.
Blue now strolled past the man,
who was stunned silent by her Bad-assery.
Soon she came across
a girl with SUPER long hair, who said:
Hi.
to Blue who said:
Hey.
back.
The girl saw the stab wound
and started to cry.
Blue shook her head and comforted the girl, saying:
Do not cry! I'm fine!
and she healed herself.
Blue threw away the empty potion bottle, as she said:
Damn. That took weeks to brew!
The two said goodbye to each other
and Blue kept walking.
Soon after, Blue heard a noise.
She looked through the bushes,
and saw a little girl.
This little girl had a red cloak on
and was also picking flowers.
A second wolf came up behind her and said:
Hello, Little girl.
and because the red-cloaked girl
was not a Bad-ass
she screamed.
The wolf held up his clawed hands, saying:
Don't scream.
and she stopped.
The wolf then asked her:
Where are you going?
and Blue whispered to herself:
Do not tell him!
but the girl could not hear, and said:
To my grandmothers.
and Blue did a face-palm.
Due to the red-cloaked girls' idiocy,
the wolf ate her.
Blue did not help,
That'll teach her.
Blue thought to herself.
Blue managed to make it to
her grandmother's house
right on time.
And because she hadn't made the
fatal mistake of telling a stranger
where she was headed,
Blue arrived to find her grandmother
well, alive, and un-eaten.
Good going Blue.
A/N: I do not own the concept of the little red riding hood or any of its characters. If you would like to see any other stories told with a twist, I would be happy to write one in a similar style to this. Just send me a Review or PM. :) If you thought this was stupid... so do I, but it was all for fun and fun things are meant to be kinda stupid sometimes!