The little pink creampuff...thing Kirby, savior of Dreamland, hero of the kingdom, hopped towards that freaky penguin's castle. He was humming happily as he hopped along...that was until King Dedede landed in front of him, knocking him backwards.
Dedede laughed wildly as he raised his giant freaking hammer to the sky. He was about to smash the savior of the kingdom flat as a pancake...until Kirby sucked up his hammer with his mouth. Dedede looked at his empty hands and sulked sadly...defeated. Yeah, he could used his muscle, but he was too fat and lazy to do that.
Kirby hopped up and spit out the hammer with force, knocking Dedede into the air and far into the distance. He jumped and laughed and prepared to go home...
Until Iron Man landed in front of him. "I am Iron Man, and..." He stared at Kirby for a moment. "And..." More staring. "What the HELL is this thing..."
"Sir," Jarvis said. "That would be Kirby, he is the hero of Dreamland, the one who took down the evil King Dedede."
"You mean that penguin?"
"Dedede's not a penguin, sir, he's the king of-"
"Penguins?"
"...Never mind, sir." Jarvis muted himself, tired of the back and forth with Tony already.
Tony shrugged and blasted Kirby with his repulsor ray...causing him to explode in a million pink pieces. "I am Iron Man, and that was one freaky ass creature."