One day Sonic was running fast like usual because that's his raison d'être. If he didn't run fast he would be in serious trouble with the law, both legally and physically. Though it was his Raison d'être, he got bored of running for a good minute so he decided to see his best friend in the Sonic Universe, Tails the Furry. He yelled on the door 3 times until Tails stopped bumming the fuck around and answered the door.
"Sonic you have a boner." He greeted.
"Ah geez." Said Sonic. Embarrased by a furry he ran away again. He would not be bored of running, there was a reason to his method now. He runs from which keeps up with him but it all happens too fast for him to comprehend. Tails pissed the bed earlier that night. Cool random humor.
Mad that Tails had defeated him again he decided to consult Robo the Sonic. He was like Sonic but like robotic like Dr. Eggman made him without taking the lives of little chickens like the ones in the first game. They did their secret handshake as they met in an alley way behind a shady looking liquor store with a trailer park a block down. "Ay yo what's gucci man." Asked Robo.
"Not much man, I got fuckin owned by a furry earlier." Sonic said with tears running down his eyes and nose. Since he was anthropomorphic he could defy some laws. He looked like a baby that just visited deviantart, cause he was fucking owned.
"Damn man you mean Tails? Should've kicked his cracker jack ass showed him what for." He turned his hand into a gun and shot at the liquor store killing a middle aged man walking out with two 6-packs. "what happened between you two anyway?"
"He noticed my boner like I don't even know why I had it I wasn't horny or anything it just happened." Cops arrived at the scene but animals aren't killers who use guns so the cops left.
"You mean like the one you have now?" Sonic looked down and his dick was red because he and it were embarrassed and he kicked Robo like 7 times or something, not because he was mad at him but because sonic had a problem and it wasn't ordinary. Robo knew this. Sonic would have to call a doctor. But not just any ordinary doctory, a physician doctor.