+TWISTED WONDERLAND: AN INVADER ZIM TALE+

Okay, so… Um the whole story would be as told to you by Dib. So more or less, bear the pretty much messed up, exaggerated and sarcastic narrating of our beloved Dib. :D

Kameo: Okay, so, this is my first ever posted fic. First thing I have ever posted... As in, first thing I have ever posted online so I warn you, this is seriously twisted. And don't expect that this is entirely based on the original Alice. Anyways, thanks to me and my retarded in a good way friends, I was urged to actually post this. Why of all fairy tales and cartoons on earth, I choose Alice in Wonderland and Invader Zim? Because mixing up two extremely different things which seriously have nothing in common whatsoever except for their structural DNA formation is fricken awesome. 8D

Edit: I just fixed the line spacing a bit... No other major changes...

Now, enough of my babbling and let's get on with the story! Please enjoy and criticism is 99 percent allowed. XD

Disclaimer: I swear to Jhonen Vasquez and Lewis Carroll that I, Kameo, fan-girl, inspired writer and sergeant major, never has, never will and never would be able to own Invader Zim and Alice in wonderland, no matter how much I bet, wish, dream, hope and protest on it. However, Invader Zim currently owns a bit of my soul, so I belong to them. :D XD lawlz X3

omfg I have copyright 8D

+The Craziness has Begun+

How exactly did I get into this mess? Nothing in here makes any sense anymore. Well, I'm certainly not gonna take the blame this time. It's all Zim's fault, for all I know. I mean, who else could be demented and ambitious enough to play this stupid prank? And all he's been doing ever since we got here was play dumb and protest- very violently at that- that he too had no idea what we were doing here… speaking of that, where exactly is here?! And- aww heck, lemme just start from the beginning and clear some things up.

Late afternoon, right after skool, I hurried back home, rushed up to my room and immediately turned on my computer. I had just barely managed to install some new cameras round Zim's house but nonetheless, I succeeded.

"Ugh. Not this again", I groaned as an all too familiar sight of a green dog eating extremely large amounts of junk food appeared on my desktop screen. After looking at the grotesque image of Zim's robot wolfing down a humongous slice of pizza for a good five minutes or so, the former finally came through the door and the latter began squealing around and shrieking something about some dumb show he just watched. Zim, as I had expected, tossed away the wig he was wearing and set aside his contacts. Man, am I gonna make a lot outta this when I finally get to expose him. But midway through that, the reception went a little fuzzy. I tapped at the CPU, and then, as if on cue, the power went out. I could have sworn I heard a number of screams and swearing from outside, probably from some people who couldn't live without technology.

I sighed… Technology... "Bingo", I smirked. I groped around my dark room for my camera and raced out of the house. This could be my chance! Those stupid garden gnomes of his are bound to have been affected by the power failure! Zim's house was pretty much visible already from my perspective. I almost slammed myself on his window due to the force I put up just to get there in time. A peek inside. Empty. The house was completely deserted. All I could see was a whole lotta dark.

"Impossible! He was just here! No way in hell he could've gotten away that fast!" I yelled to myself as I banged my fists at Zim's door. I felt a strange presence just then. The paranoid feeling of someone stalking me started to get stronger. I quickly turned around. No one was in sight. Everything fell silent. No birds, no cars and no people. Just me, all alone in the now dark and deserted street. Or so I thought. I forwarded a bit, careful not to make any loud sounds. One of the streetlight started to flicker open. A vague silhouette of a person mysteriously appeared before the now lit streetlight. I walked towards the still figure, not letting my guard down. I was inches away from the person now when-

Thud. I felt a searing pain on the back of my head. The very last thing I saw was none other than Zim himself. That was when my vision began to blur into the inky blackness of night.

A peculiar numb feeling rose inside me. It was pitch black all around and not a sound could be heard. I felt so... euphoric. Yet at the same time, empty. Incomplete. Something like an unfinished work of art. Was I... Dead? That couldn't be. For some reason, I can still feel this weird, painful feeling in my gut. As if someone keeps punching me over and over again smack dab in the middle of my stomach.

"Oof!" I grunted as the thing that had been using my stomach as a trampoline woke me up from the dark world in my head. The thing started shrieking in an oddly familiar tone. My eyesight was a tad bit blurry; bet I was still half asleep. Hmph. I guess this wasn't such a good day to start out with... My stomach hurt, my glasses are gone and-

"AH, GOD!" I cussed when a heavy weight of some sort stepped on my hand. Damnit, where are my glasses? It was bad enough that I couldn't see all too well. Why'd it have to be dark? Heh, stupid question, I suppose. After a while of almost completely wasted effort from looking for my glasses which had been in my pockets the whole time, I found out that the thing that was jumping on me and stepped on my hand was none other than Zim and his flea brained robot dog thing. Apparently, his robot was on extreme hyper hyper mode and was too busy being all high and stuff to even bother listening to his owner.

A strong wave of nostalgia hit me as I took a good look of my current surroundings. It was the really old park that was closed down years before even I was born. It's like, located just a few inches from 'that place'. Trust me. You do not wanna know. Anyways, it was closed down due to its unhealthy habitat and a spot bit too dangerous for a park. But even if it was strictly advised not to ever penetrate this dreaded place, I still explored the place for some paranormal hunting. The police eventually found out what I was doing and banned me from coming into this damned place. Sigh. If only they'd just stop being stupid and believed me for once.

"GIR! I order you to stop goofing around and lis-"

"Weeeeeeee! Doom doom doom doom doom doooooom!"

Oh. Right. Them. I almost forgot about that. I wonder if my camera's still with me... Yes! Now, I can finally expose Zim of what he really is! If we get outta here... Safely. Oh God I just forgot. The chance of us getting back safely is just as big as the chance of me ever going to be as rich and popular as Bill Gates... Not that I believe I ever will. And dog damnit, when will these two ever shut their traps? I found the chance and tripped Zim over, making Gir escape a good few meters away from him.

"Dib-stink! I never noticed you there till now!" the tone of his voice having obvious sarcasm.

"Well, I'm certainly not in the mood to interact with you inferior worm-baby, so if you'll excuse me..." he ran off and followed Gir into a small rabbit hole under a fairly large acacia tree. I suddenly felt as if my body was in control now, instead of my brain. Naturally, I wouldn't be this careless, but yet, here I am. Running towards the rabbit hole and following the pair into a narrow passage.

"Ugh. I can't believe this rabbit hole even has a better state than that of the school-" oh snap, "-veeeeeeeeeeeeeents!"

+Chapter end+

Well, looks like this isn't really Dib's lucky day eh? And what's up with Gir? Did the sugar finally get to him? Find out in teh next chapter! XD lawlz it sounds so dramatic nyahaha... And I'll try to put more stuff in this fic... And type faster... Damn my lousy typing skills! XD And damn... I can't use any underscores XP