You Gotta be kidden'!

DISCLAIMER: no I don't own Naruto...or Gaara...or the dark realm...or ramen...orrr, wait, that's all!

Quote-"Darkness!"

Thought-'Darkness!'

Kyuubi- ' stupid kit...'

Naruto: hey! I heard that!

Kyuubi: what?

Naruto: you know that we share the same brain you know?

Kyuubi: you mean my brain, since you don't have one to share!

B-kitiye: ouch! (Grabs a cup of ramen and enjoys the show)

Naruto: GRRRR! I'LL KILL YOU!

Kyuubi: you really are stupid, what part of we share the same body you don't understand?

Naruto: (chokes himself)

Kyuubi: (takes over Naruto's body before he does more damage to himself)

B-kitiye: what? The show's over?

Kyuubi: just shut up and start this stupid story!

B-kitiye: fine...here's chappy #1 ooooof You Gotta be kidden'!

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The lights turned on, Hinata and Kiba prepared the two cameras, and the new talk show, 'Things you didn't know show!' was ready to go!

"Oi, Hinata, Kiba, you two ready?"

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei!"

"Sir, yes, sir."

"Arf!"

"Kiba, what did I say about Akamaru?"

"but, but... he's the only one who can work the light!" Kakashi looked at Akamaru in the control room with Shino.

"What about Shino?"

"Akamaru's assistant."

"Wait, so Akamaru is the only one who can work the lights, sound, carmitshal thingys, and the phone calls?"

"Uhhh, ya... b-but Shino awnsers the phone calls!" Kakashi looks back at the two, and Akamaru and Shino both merrily waved to Kakashi.

"Don't we have other workers?"

"Not really..."

"T-the crew is just us... you, Kiba, Akamaru, Shino, and I..."

"Sad..."

"Arf, arf!"

"What did he say?"

"We're on five!"

"Ok, places everyone!" sighed Kakashi. Akamaru winked at Kiba, and gave Shino a high five.

"Congrats, Akamaru."

"Hello! And welcome tooo, the 'Things you didn't know show!' today, we have three special guests, Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto!"

(Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke enters room)

"Hi Kakashi-sensei!"

"Hello Naruto, please, take a seat!"

"This is stupid and pointless."

"Sasuke!"

"Stop being such a prick!"

"Only if you stop being a idiotic dobe."

"GRRR! SASUKE!!!!"

"Anyways... this is team seven! They're chunnin, and they had many, many, interesting missions! Why don't you tell us about your 'missions'?

"Right! Well, before we became Chunnin, our very first and dangerous mission, was to protect a bridge builder, from the infamous Zabuza! And Haku!!!"

"Sure..."

"Believe it!"

"Really? So, tell me more about your selves."

"Hmm? Oh, I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like ramen and one day, I will become Hokage!"

"I'm Sakura, And I like..." Sakura cutely tilted her head, as she thought about what she likes...since Sasuke is out of the picture, "pink stuff..."

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I'm a avenger. That's all you need to know."

"Uh-huh, " Kakashi boredly looked at his Flash cards and sighed. "So, how much do you like your team mates?"

"Uhhhh"

"What kind of question is that?!"

"I was just simply asking if you get along well?"

"Oh, well, let me start, Sasuke is ok, though a little cold-hearted, and Naruto is annoying as hell!"

"Wha?"

"Hmm, that's nice, how bout you Naruto?"

"Grrrr! Hm? Oh, well, Sakura is really scary when she's mad, so I can really say anything about her when she's present...and Sasuke, well he's and asshole! He's such a bastard!"

"Interesting...how bout you Sasuke?"

"I hate them both."

"Is that all? What about Naruto? I thought he was your lover?" Kakashi smirked under his mask.

"Lover?" asked Sakura.

"LOVER!?!" screamed Naruto.

"What are you implying, Kakashi? I'm an Uchiha. I am not gay, and even if I was, I wouldn't even dream to be with him!"

"SAME GOES FOR ME! I'm not gay! I like girls! And I hate that stupid Uchiha!"

"Hmm, I see, so, it looks like the couple are having problems..."

"WE WEREN'T EVEN TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"Rigggght. So, would you mind explaining me why were you two making out in the forest?"

"Wh-what are you talking about?" shuddered Sasuke.

"I have it on tape!"

"WHAAAT!" shouted Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kiba, Hinata, and Shino.

"Ok Akamaru! Role on the tape!"

(In the control room)

Akamaru got the tape and played it so everyone In whole world could see it.

"You already knew about this the whole time didn't you?" said Shino.

"Arf."

"Did you tell Kiba?"

"Arf."

"...you're evil. I respect that."

"Arf!"

(The clip thingy that everyone's looking at)

In the forest, Naruto is just leaning near a tree, deep in thought. Out of nowhere, Sasuke appears. Naruto walked up to Sasuke to say...

"Sasuke! What are you doing here you bastard!"

"What? Do I need a reason for me to fuck that tight ass of yours?"

"W-what?" Naruto gasped, "I-I thought you liked Sakura!"

"Ha! Don't make me laugh! You know I hate Sakura!"

"Oh..." Naruto blushed. Cautiously, Naruto decided to back up a little.

"What's the matter Naruto? Why do you look scared?" Sasuke followed Naruto as he back up into a tree.

"Hmm? I don't know what you're saying bastard! I just wanted tooo...I just wanted to lean on this tree!" laughed nervously as he patted the tree behind him.

"Oh, really?" before Naruto could run away, Sasuke caught him by the arm and swung Naruto back to the tree and pinned both his hands above his head. "Why in such a rush? I thought we could just hang out, or at least talk."

"Ha, ha ha...sure l-let's just talk! Sooo, what do you want to talk about? How bout ramen! Ya! Let's just go to a ramen restaurant and we'll just sit and talk, and eat! You know! And, and you know I'm very hungry..." the poor Naruto got interrupted by Sasuke's evil tongue, that intruded Naruto's mouth. The blond boy, after taking everything in to comprehend the situation he's gotten into, returned the kiss as passionately as he could manage.

Naruto noticed that he felt feverish, and somehow his blurry vision made the trees and everything else spin. Naruto got scared by this new feeling and tried to push away. "Sasuke, please stop! W-what if someone sees us?"

"Well, let them see! Naruto, what are you scared of? You know that nothing bad will happen to you as long as I'm here."

"I know..." Naruto sighed. Sasuke kissed Naruto again as the screen faded. And the camera went back to Kakashi.

"And what do about that Sasuuuuke?"

"Nh." Naruto blushed and covered his face.

"OH MY GWAD!" Sakura shouted. "Why? Naruto?...why?" she whispered.

"Sakura I'm sooooo sorry!" Naruto cried behind his hands.

"Why didn't you tell me sooner? Dammit Naruto, can't you see that I'm a yaoi fan?" Naruto slowly uncovered his face.

"Oh, ... he he he! Sorry, I thought that you'll kill me if you'd find out... cuz you have a crush on Sasuke..."

"Don't worry about that, I thought so too, until I found out that I'm a lesbian."

"Wha?" gasped Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, Akamaru, and Shino. Kiba wasn't surprised

"Hmm? You guys didn't know? Well it's kinda obvious."

(Somewhere in Ino's house...)

"YATTA!" Ino squealed, "Sakura, you will be mine!!!!"

(And back to the show...)

"Ok... well anyways, Naruto, I have a question for you."

"Y-yes?"

"Do you really love sasuke?"

"Uhhh...YES! BELIEVE IT!"

"Then why are you cheating on him for Neji?"

"Neji?!" Naruto gasped.

"WHAT?" Sasuke growled. "What the fuck are you doing with that sick bastard?" he glared at Naruto.

"Ummm, umm, I don't knowwww!" Naruto cried.

"Well it look like you know what you're doing! NARUTO, I AM NOT GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN, WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME?"

"I...can't tell you!" Naruto choked between sobs. He hid his face with his hand again.

"Well, speaking of Neji, here he is!"

(Neji enters room)

"Hello Kakashi..."

"I'LL KILL YOU!" yelled Sasuke as he jumped out of his seat so he could strangle Neji.

"SECURITY!" Suddenly out of nowhere, sand separated the two young ninja.

"Uh, thank you Gaara..."

Gaara nodded. Shino got a really big piece of paper that said, ' I thought you might need a security guard, so I called Garra.'

Kakashi nodded, and said, " so, did you know that Naruto was with Sasuke?"

"Yes."

"You bastard!"

"Shush, anyways, why did you interfere with their relationship?"

"Because, Naruto belongs to me."

"SAY WHAT?"

Neji smirked at Sasuke, "Naruto really didn't love Sasuke, he deserves better then that useless bag of crap." Gaara tried to keep Sasuke in his chair, and strangle Neji, even though he really deserved it.

"Is this true Naruto?" Sasuke managed to ask.

"I...can't say...not now..." Sasuke looked away, he heard enough.

"Don't worry Naruto, Neji can't hurt you wile we're here, I know what he did to you, but if you're too scared to speak, it's ok."

"I love Sasuke!" Naruto whispered. Sasuke looked up to Kakashi, "What. Did . He. Do. To. My. NARUTO?" Sasuke growled.

"You really want to know what really happened between Naruto and Neji?"

"YES DAMMIT!"

"Well, cool down, Akamaru, show role the tape!"

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To the readers:

Well, ya, here's my story so far... I hope you liked it, and if you didn't I'm sorry. Next chappy, you'll see why Naruto is frightened by Neji, why Akamaru is really working for Kakashi, Kiba's worst fear, and if Ino will attempt to kidnap Sakura or not!!!!!!!!!! please R&R!!!