Like, yo. It's me again. I knoooow I should be working on my other fanfics but I wanted to do this soooo bad. And yes, it's another chatroom fanfic. As if we need another one of those, but anyway. Anyway, to the fanfic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alche………. Sorry, habit. I don't own Naruto. Not like I want to.

So your not confused, here are the suckish screen names of the characters used in this chapter.

xXBelievingItXx: Naruto

SasukeUchiha: Sasuke. DUH!

Cherryblossoms: Sakura

Boredtodeath: Shikimaru (hope I spelled that right)

InuYoukai: Me

Sasukeluva292: sister who's name will not be mentioned

Time to start!

InuYoukai has joined the chat

InuYoukai: Yo

InuYoukai: Aw, noone's on!!

Sasukeluva292 has joined the chat

InuYoukai: Imouto-chan!

Sasukeluva292: What?

InuYoukai: That means little sister in japenese speak.

Sasukeluva292: Oh….

Sasukeluva292: Whateva.

Sasukeluva292: Okay, I'm leaving.

InuYoukai: Aw! Why?

Sasukeluva292: No point talking 2 u if I can just go downstairs and talk.

InuYoukai: But…..but…..

xXBelievingItXx has joined the chat

SasukeUchiha has joined the chat

Cherryblossoms has joined the chat

InuYoukai: WTF?

Sasukeluva292: ZOMG!!! UR SASUKE! I LUV U!!!!

SasukeUchiha: Oh great, another fangirl.

Cherryblossoms: Who are you guys?

InuYoukai: Why should we tell you?

Sasukeluva292: SASUKE MARRY ME!!! UR SO FREAKIN HOT!!!!

SasukeUchiha: Okay, I'm leaving.

Sasukeluva292: No! Don't leave! I'm sorry

SasukeUchiha: Pff. Whatever.

Cherryblossoms: Didn't Naruto join the chat?

InuYoukai: Ewwwww. Naruto!

Sasukeluva292: I hate Naruto. I only watch his show for the hot guys.

InuYoukai: I knoooo!! He's so stupid! I mean, if he was hot then I would totally be obsessed about him.

Cherryblossoms: …… Naruto, press enter.

InuYoukai: WTF?

Sasukeluva292: U CAN'T be serious.

xXBelievingitXx: Oooooh!!! That's how u do it!!

SasukeUchiha: You idiot!

Sasukeluva292: Wow. Ur retarded.

InuYoukai: Totally.

xXBelievingitXx: I am not!!! I'm gonna be the next hokage! Believe it!!!

InuYoukai: UGH!! That is soooo annoying!!!

xXBelievingitXx: It's true. Believe it.

SasukeUchiha: Ugh….

xXBelievingitXx: Hey, Sasuke. What's wit the boring Sn?

SasukeUchiha: It's my name.

xXBelievingitXx: It's boring.

Sasukeluva292: I think its fine.

InuYoukai: Yeah, leave him alone Naruto.

Cherryblossoms: Yeah.

xXBelievingitXx: But it's so boring! Can't ya put like numbers or x's or somethin? Make it exciting?

SasukeUchiha has left the chat

Sasukeluva292: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

InuYoukai: Ya see what u do?

xXBelievingitXx: Wha?

Cherryblossoms: Naruto, I'm gonna pound ur face in 4 that!

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SasukeUchiha1: U happy now?

xXBelievingitXx: Yup. Believe it!!!

InuYoukai: Say that one more time. You'll see what happens.

Sasukeluva292: Oooooh, this is bad.

xXBelievingitXx: Believe it!!!

InuYoukai: …..

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Be Right Back'.

xXBelievingitXx: Inu is a girl?

SasukeUchiha1: Duh.

Sasukeluva292: Uh……. Naruto I wanna say it was nice knowing u, but it wasn't.

Cherryblossoms: Huh?

xXBelievingitXx: Whaddya mean?

Boredtodeath has joined the chat

Boredtodeath: Yo.

xXBelievingitXx: Hold on, someone just knocked down my door….hey!

Boredtodeath: Wth?

Cherryblossoms: idk

Sasukeluva292: Someone needs to arrange a funeral.

xXBelievingItXx: sgtsthstj

xXBelievingItXx: aeregiaoreygL

xXBelievingItXx: ADTRHLhijfdlsgfdhksfd

xXBelievingItXx: aerglajfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffd

SasukeUchiha1: WTF?!

Sasukeluva9292: Oh Noes!!

Cherryblossoms: Oh mi GAWD!! Naruto!?

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'

Boredtodeath: Am I missing somethin'?

InuYoukai: Back

Sasukeluva292: Sis, what did ya do to Naruto?

InuYoukai: hee hee heeeeee

Cherryblossoms: ZOMG!!! I'm gonna get some help!

Cherryblossoms has left the chat

Boredtodeath: Okay, I'm bored. Chatrooming is a drag anyway…

InuYoukai: Everything is a drag 2 u

Boredtodeath: Whateva

Boredtodeath: Bye

Boredtodeath has left the chat

xXBelievingItXx: help…me….

InuYoukai: Dammit, u still alive?

xXBelievingItXx: sorry….. no….more…..believe it….

SasukeUchiha1: o.o

xXBelievingItXx: losing…so…much….blood….

Sasukeluva292: O.o

xXBelievingItXx: g2g. ambulance is here…..

Sasukeluva292: Bye….?

InuYoukai: Good riddance.

xXBelievingItXx has left the chat

SasukeUchiha1: Great, I'm stuck with 2 fangirls.

InuYoukai: I'm not UR fangirl. Sure ur hot, but I'd take Edward Elric anyday.

SasukeUchiha1: Who the hell is Edward Elric?

InuYoukai: Someone hotter then u. MUCH hotter then u.

SasukeUchiha1: Whateva

Sasukeluva292: Okay, I'm leaving. Full Metal Alchemist is on.

InuYoukai: ZOMG!!! IT IS?! What episode?

Sasukeluva292: I think it's the one where Lust died?

InuYoukai: Ah, episode 47. Sealing the Homunculus.

SasukeUchiha1: what the hell is a homunculus?

InuYoukai: A result of a failed human transmutation. An artificial human. You see, when an alchemist fails at a human transmutation, the homunculus is born. But it will only be a homunculus until, like, after it eats the red stone. Then it like, looks human like. Otherwise it's this disgusting blob of body parts.

Sasukeluva292: Ur obsessed.

InuYoukai: So?

SasukeUchiha1: Transmutation? Artificial humans? Alchemy? What the hell?

InuYoukai: Yeah.

SasukeUchiha1: What the hell? What does all that mean?

Sasukeluva292: ACK! FMA started already!

InuYoukai: DAMMIT, it did!?!

InuYoukai has left the chat

Sasukeluva292 has left the chat

SasukeUchiha1: Uh….

SasukeUchiha1 has left the chat

Okay, that was it!! Hope ya'll liked it! In the next episode I'll be adding more people and other anime characters! Ooooo. Okay, thanks for reading and please review!!!